the bus

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hi im molly and everyones kinda posting rants and i feel left out

ok not really but i still feel left out so hello

 so basically

 this is a rant about my school bus because it SUCKS

 i dont care i just rlly need to get this out

okay so 

 the sixth graders are pretty cool

 i mean some of them try to like sneak their way into the back of the bus and im like OH HELL NO 

but other than that they're pretty chill

 there's like 6 eighth graders including me so we're all pretty tight 

 ((yes im in eighth grade im a young child dont judge i cant help when my mom decided to pop me out))

 BUT THEN THE SEVENTH GRADERS

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

THEY'RE LIKE SATANS CHILDREN

 [[[pls do not get offended if ur a 7th grader bc i kno some pretty rad 7th graders stay cool guys]]]

BUT I MEAN THESE SEVENTH GRADERS ARE LIKE LITERALLY SPAWNS OF SATAN

 i s2g if u met them u would feel the same way

i swear 

don't get offended because i SWEAR 

 AND I NEVER GET TO RANT ABOUT THEM SO IM JUST GETTING IT OUT RN OK

 I MEAN YES SOMETIMES MY BEST FRIEND AND I DISCUSS IT ON THE BUS BUT MOSt of the time we're just talking about calum's arms because yum break me off a piece of that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 okay so these seventh graders never SHUT UP and theyre always SCREAMING and DISTURBING THE GOOD VIBES

 and basically theyre just annoying as FRICK

 like wow they make me so mad

 and like this one time they were literally having a discussion on people's asses

 LIKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT ANYONES ASS I JUST

 that wasnt supposed to be in italics but eh it works

 like ok i would maybe understand if it was like a one sentence thing about someones ass but this was a whole conversation 

 in detail

 someone send the holy water for these kids pls

 and i was just sitting there awkwardly as they talk about butts

 livin it large guys !!

 oH and another annoying thing they do is siNG 

 like the bus driver puts on the radio rEALLY FRICKIN LOUD 

 and theN THEY START TO SING REALLY FRICKIN LOUD

 and im TRYING to listen to my own music and all i can hear is fRICKING SEVENTH GRADERS SINFING TERRIBLY

 and everyday is a conflict:

should i kill myself or everybody else

((im goin with the everybody else option hbu))

 now for part 2 of molly's annoying bus:::::

 the bus driver

 now im not one to judge like she's a nice lady and everything

 she even gave us candy on halloween 

 [[[[i didn't eat it]]]] 

[[[[scared it was drugged lol]]]]

bUT SRSLY SHE GETS ON MY NERVES LIKE 24/7

EVERY TWO MINUTES SHES YELLING AT US FOR NO REASON 

like here's what happens on a daily basis

 [bus is pretty quiet]

[kid coughs loudly]

bus driver: "KIDS YOURe GETTING TOO LOUD DO U WANT ME TO TURN AROUND THIS BUS AND TAKE IT BACK TO THE SCHOOL"

like uM

 she also gave us assigned seats for most of the year

AND I HAD TO SIT WITH

[dun dun dun]

 my brother

 my brOther

 my broTHER

DO U HEAR ME I HAD TO SIT WITH MY BROTHER 

like im already stuck w him all the time at home and now i have to siT WITH HIM ON THE BUS ??? 

it was annoying as fuck 

so in conclusion my bus SUCKS ASS! :)

this is such an unorganized rant ok wow and iTS LONG TOO AND NO ONE CAN REALLY RELATE WHAT AM I DOING

 but ive been waiting forever to rant about this im out

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