let's be real here you love your dad to bits but he's an asshole sometimes HA.
my dad is pretty cool yeah?? he's very cool because he always let me buy lana del rey albums and concert tickets he's also very chill. but if he had a bad day he'll blame everyone.
LIKE NO DAD I DIDNT EAT YOUR FUCKING WHITE CHOCOLATE, I RESPECT YOUR WHITE CHOCOLATE RIGHTS AND YOU HAVE TO RESPECT MINE ALSO.
NO DAD I DIDNT HANG OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND NO BOY HAS EVER TALKED TO ME.
NO DAD HES NOT A BOYFRIEND HES JUST A FRIEND.
NO DAD ONCE AGAIN I DIDNT EAT YOUR WHITE CHOCOLATE.
he's always on his man period and it makes me wanna throw a bookshelf to his face. he will never give up unless i climb to my room, slam the door on his face and lock it.
[then he'll buy me steak so that's chill]
but he's so overprotective sometimes i wanna tell him that i don't even socialize.
THIS IS A Mess WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUt.
(you'll never guess who this is)
