good day everyone
[was that too formal i'm sorry]
anyway hi i'm val
[why am i introducing myself]
and i'd like to talk about accidentally hitting yourself with inanimate objects [or even living things]
have you ever had that moment when you're just fine and dandy then you walk around your house bc you wanted water or you ate food or you went to the toilet
then magically you hit your pinky toe on a leg of your coffee table
AND IT HURTS SO BAD AND IT FEELS LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR TOES NOW
or when your elbow just suddenly decides to collide with a wall
bc that feels so weird?????????????? idk i think it's the funny bone
but anyway today i was just sitting down on the floor patiently waiting for my big bro to pick me up from school
[i'm underage i need a legal guardian to leave school but i like being safe so i don't mind???]
and then there he comes in all his khaki glory
unfortunately for me the moment i stood up i hit my head on a telephone
yES I HIT MY HEAD ON A TELEPHONE
iT'S REALLY PAINFUL AND I THINK I GOT A BOO-BOO FROM IT
IN SHORT I REALLY DON'T LIKE "ACCIDENTS"
[quotation marks bc u never know if there's an invisible man purposely doing this to u]
BUT I HOPE THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ANY OF YOU GOOD DAY ILY ALL
