okay so one time i was hanging out with some friends (mostly boys bc ugh my girl friends are like all annoying and shit))
anyways, we just finished a movie and we were eating ice cream and just walking around
then my mom called so i answered bc we all know if you dont answer ur mom in like 0.5 secs they'll go apeshit on you
so she asked what time i was gonna go home then i said idk we're still eating
and all of a sudden all of my friends started moaning and stuff lmao
liKE FULL ON MOANING AS IF THEY'RE HAVING SEX AND ONE WAS ALSO LIKE "UGH GO FASTER"
wtf man????? then my mom was like whats happening
and im just like holy shit what do i say
then i explained that my friends were just pulling a joke
thank u very much friends for making my mom think that i'm already losing my v card
