gay house BTSxBTS

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Hoseok

Who would you most likely fucc out of all of you?
Shouldn't the question be who haven't I fucked?

Would you rather choke on an avocado or a peach?
Listen to Yixings "peach" and tell me the answer.

Is it true that you're the kinkiest?
Idk. Scientists usually run through at least three trials to confirm something. Feel like doing some chemistry?

Y u so kinky
Why you want to know?

What's your biggest kink?
Idk I've had this horrible kink in my neck since I've stayed here. These beds are uncomfortable

Do you have a choking kink?
Do you not?

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Jimin

Who's the best at sex out of all of you?
I've done things with everyone, but only fully done it with Jungkook. That answer is unknown.

Will you ever get your jams back!
When did I ever buy jam? Did counselor-nim forget to go shopping?

If I was a guy would you date me? Love you babyyy. Also take a hint, yoongay likes you
Why do people suddenly want to date me?

I love u but y r u being a thot? Ur single yes but ur being a thot
Am not 🙄

Yoongi or kook?
Which you think has da biggest noodle?
Well what I initially thought is different from what I now know...

Yoongay or Juancock?
I don't speak spanish, sorry

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Taehyung

Hey Taehyung, have you ever considered being with Jungkook? He is cute and if you get past his cold exterior, he is really nice
I think I like someone already

What do you think of polyester lederhosen?
Do I look like the grinch who stole Christmas? They're not my style.

What do you think of jiminie 😉
Hes the perfect gay. Honestly, Jimin really isn't a guy I'd fight to be with, but I wouldn't mind ending up with him either.

I dare you to suck off jungkook
Give me a dare I havent done before

PLEASE EXCEPT MY LOVE AND SLIDE IN KOOKS DMS HE NEEDS CUDDLE AND AFFECTION RIGHT NOW GET THAT
I already have someone I want to cuddle with. Why does he need it though?

Can you come collect Jungkook give him dat good succ fuck him to oblivion something idfk-
Jungkook and I've only really talked once... and given each other oral like twice. I'm satisfied with that alone

Rate the members in terms of who you think would give the best fuck
Depends. In terms of who's GIVNG then it would be Hoseok, Yoongi, Jin, Namjoon, Jungkook, literally any other person in the world, Jimin. If you wanted to know about receiving a fuck from me then its Jimin, Hoseok, Jungkook, Namjoon, Yoongi, Jin.

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Jungkook

Please get jiminie while you still can and be kind to him
There was no chance for me to get him in the first place. He played me.

Jungkook, have you ever considered being with Taehyung? He is pretty nice
I havent. He is a great kisser, but I'd prefer not to get close to him.

I dare you to wear a red shirt?
Do you expect me to subject to you just because you "dared" me?

Stop acting like a toughie, you're just a smol little fluff
Where?

BE NICER TO JIMINIE AND SEE HOW MUCH EASIER THINGS WILL BE
Why.

ALSO I DARE YOU TO EAT TAES ASS
I wont subject.

Taes ass is nice and plump try and go get u some?
*sigh* but its not as nice and plump as Jimins... ah what have I done?

Jimin or Yoongay?
What is this poll for? Who I'm more annoyed with at the moment?

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Me

Hey author-nim, could you please make a taekook book or have this book have taekook
I have a taekook book
I myself dont necessarily ship taekook though so my one book will be all
There will be a few taekook parts to this fic because it is btsxbts, but the end-ships are finalized already

I LOVE YOUR STORIES ok bye
Thank you nsfnsndj
"Ok bye-bye"

Hi author-nim, what was your inspiration for writing this book because it's amazing!
Thanks jsjfjsv
Idk 😂 I just write up random plots all the time and only end up working on a few of them.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS and thats the tea, thank you for listening to my Ted Talk
Im glad 😂

BONJUUURRRRRREEEEEE can you update today
Its fine if you dont tho I just want them to answer the questions
But you dont have to dry if i sounded awkward
Its still the same day for me. Is it for you?

AHEM WHALE HELLO THERE?
Hi 😂

When did you first start writing fanfics?
2016?

When did you first start listening to kpop?
I think I was like 8-9 when I was first exposed to it bc I had various relatives who were into it. I didn't really begin looking into it until I was 15. I'm 2 1/2 months shy from being 18 now. So i mean like 3-9 years depending

Who makes your heart go boom boom the most?
Well i mean in bts its Hoseok but in terms of my ult bias then its Park Chanyeol 😊