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Counselor-nim

Do you even have a life bro?
I cure gay people.

Are you a closet furry?
what business do you have being in my closet?

Are you a closeted gay?
Closets are for clothes, not sexualities

You're gay for Jimin, this isn't a question, its a fact, accept it
I pity the boy.

Can u please hop off and stop cock blocking
Cock blocking is quite literally my job

You sure you aint lowkey suckin dick on the side?...👀
You sure thats the best question you got?

Do you and Jimin get along because he's cute and do you sometimes look at his glorious jibooty even if you dont mean to?
I simply pity him. No.


Namjoon

Do you even lift bro?
Lift what?

What is your opinion on crabs?
Which 'crabs' are you referring to?
I've had experience with both.

Who's more kinky, you or Jin?
Jin is the one eager to try new things.

What happened to jimins jams?
Did counselor-nim not go shopping?

On a scale 1-10 how aggressive r u in bed with Jin
7

Can I swim in your dimple?
You might drown

Are you willing to get it from Yoongi rather than give?
With Jin's consent


Jin

Does Joonie give you the good s u c c?
Perhaps too good 😩

If you had to rate the rest of the boys in terms of who gives the best succ, what would your list be?
Well I've only experienced the succ from two of them, but I'm guessing
Namjoon
Yoongi
Jimin
Taehyung
Hoseok
Jungkook - the kids got a small mouth. Don't think he could fit much.

R u a power bottom and how do u slay so hard?
For namjoons ego, i'll pretend to be a power bottom
Im actuality I'm a soft top.
I slay because I'm better than everyone. There is no real advice to give because you could only know if you were me.

Can you be my daddy?
No but I can show your dad this thirsty message

Whos bigger, Yoongi or Joonie?
And so the mystery continues.
Just kidding it's Yoongi.


Yoongi

How big?
Wouldn't you like to know.

What's your favorite song
Jimins laugh- I mean

Are you ever just gonna tell Jimin you straight (er, gay) up have feelings for him?
Why would I? What has Jin told you? He's lying...

Y dont u just curse out the counselor when ur cranky?
What a waste of breath yelling at a man so old. He's probably deaf. Has to be if he didn't hear Jimin screaming for Jungkook the other night, right?

Would you eat the jibooty like some fresh lettuce?
I prefer cabbage

Will yo ever give Hoseok good succ?
We've talked like thrice

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