Haikyuu!! AUs (x Reader)

Karasuno - Christmas

Note: Bacon, is me, the one who read and replies to your comments. Owl, is my co-author.
If you haven't realised, the two of us tend to talk while we write together... So ya thats it. Expect to see slot of comments from us throughout the oneshot!

Bacon: I'm sick....

Owl: Really?? That sucks😱😱😱😱😱

Bacon: I'm dying!!!!!!! Not really...

Bacon: #KillMeNow

Owl: #School'sOver

Bacon: I wasn't at school...

Owl: I was...and the assembly was soooo weird

Bacon: Probably not as weird as ours, the male teachers were in drag and danced to the Spice Girls 'Wannabe'

Owl: The student council did the Mean Girls dance to Jingle Bell Rock

Bacon: Wow, the female teachers dances to PPAP..

Owl: OMG...Some boys sang Last Christmas, but didn't know the lyrics so it was funny because they kept mumbling.

Bacon: Lol.... We should start writing...

Owl: Yeah...

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Bacon: Once upon a Christmas!!!!!! People were getting drunk at a party... not really, but there was fruit punch...

Owl: and it was nothing like alcohol... there were Christmas cookies though....and plastic snowflakes hanging from the gym ceiling...

Bacon: AND MISTLETOE!!!! No, nevermind there wasn't.

Owl: THERE WAS TONS OF MISTLETOE

Bacon: No there wasn't....

Owl: Okay, fine there wasn't, but there was a tree.

Bacon: Yes, there was a tree.

The tree was too large to get into the gym though, so it was placed outside in the snow, while a smaller plastic one sat on the stage at the side of the gym.

Bacon: Btw imma put who's saying what, okie?

Owl: Not sure what that means, but okays

Bacon: Okie!

Under the plastic tree there were multiple colourfully wrapped gifts and one black wrapped gift, that stood out.  

Bacon: What are you thinking there?

Owl: I don't know, I just thought of it

Bacon: oh okie then....

The Karasuno Volleyball Team were tossing volleyballs around like the dorks they are before Ukai called them over.

Bacon: I completely forgot that this was an x reader...

Owl: LOL...what you have in mind?

Bacon: Nothing I just forgot to mention reader-chan..

(Y/N) all of a sudden burst through the gym doors clad in a Santa suit and carrying a large brown bag over their shoulder.

Owl: Clad? What dat?