All Around the World (Hetalian Drabbles 1)

Text Post VIII

Hey Cooper

Wifey: yes?

I want to kiss you. 

Wifey: ... 

Wifey: why? 

Because then I'll be able to pass chemistry 

:) 

You don't want me to fail in my education do you Cooper? 

Wifey: your education doesn't rely on me kissing you

yes it does Cooper

Wifey: no... No it does not. 

Cooper just kiss me. 

Wifey: no. 

Cooper we're married. You have to kiss me. It's in the rules. 

Wifey: I'm not kissing you. 

Wifey: how long are we going to have this conversation?

As long as it takes. 

I want you to kiss me Cooper. 

Wifey: Dreamz please stop all of this. It's getting tiring. 

Um

UM

IS OUR RELATIONSHIP GETTING TIRING FOR YOU COOPER? 

IS IT A CHORE FOR YOU NOW? 

Wifey: .... 

Wifey: I can't believe I'm going to play along with this but.. 

Wifey: Dreamz I'm sorry but I have to see other people. 

WHAT 

Wifey: I've already filed the divorce papers. 

HOW COULD YOU 

AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

Wifey: I'm sorry but this is how things needs to be Dreamz. 

WHY?! 

IS IT ME? 

IT'S ME ISN'T IT? 

I CAN CHANGE COOPER. 

I CAN CHANGE MY WAYS. 

DON'T LEAVE ME MY LOVE. 

Wifey: I'm sorry but it's too late. 

Wifey: I know you have been cheating on me Dreamz 

I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE SUCH A THING. 

MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU. 

AND ONLY YOU. 

Wifey: and what about your body? 

Wifey: You can't lie to me Dreamz. 

Wifey: I've noticed how late you've been coming home 

Wifey: I've seen your texts. 

IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING I SWEAR. 

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

I WOULD NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART 

Wifey: it's too late. 

NO PLEASE

GIVE ME A CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF

Wifey: I've given you countless chances, and this was the last one Dreamz. 

Wifey: I'm sorry, the divorce papers has already been taken care of. 

Wifey: I'm leaving you Dreamz. 

Wifey: Goodbye 

COOPER

I'M SORRY 

COME BACK TO ME