All Around the World (Hetalian Drabbles 1)

Bittersweet

It was the end of another world meeting and it was at this time that Dreamz decided to arrive, needing to make a special announcement in front of everyone. She had her hands clasped, eyes surveying the whole are as she stood there with her back straight, waiting for everyone else to settle down. She then proceeded to clear her throat.

"I would like to say a few things before you all leave." She said simply. She paused looking around once more before deciding to speak. "Bitch, shit, fuck, slut whore, crap, twat..." She continued on her list of swear words, deciding that she would even say a few in a different language. At the end of the trail of words Thaovy and Romano applauded her for this was the sign that the bet of her swearing was now over.

After taking several bows the girl then walked off allowing everyone else to clear up and leave. She dumped herself in the seat beside Cooper, spinning around in it as he got himself in order.

"I'm surprise you managed to actually do it." He commented.

Dreamz just scoffed, acting as if she was offended by that, "you had no faith in me!" She accused.

"Well you do love to swear..." He said shrugging slightly. "I just thought you would have given up that's all."

"...In other words you didn't have faith in me."

"I never said that."

"You just basically did."

"But that's not what I-" He was then cut off but Dreamz shouting, the girl all of the sudden distracted by someone passing by.

"Bye Razza!" She called obnoxiously waving to him frantically. Ryan just groaned and picked up the pace in his walking.

"Don't call me that!" He complained.

"Ry-o?"

"No!"

"Yeah you're right, I like Razza better too."

"Goodbye New South Wales."

"Don't you mean see you later?"

"No because I do not wish to be seeing you and your craziness later." And with that he walked off more quickly, trying desperately to escape. Cooper turned to look over at Dreamz.

"You know if that was me you would chase right after me..."

All the Australian did was grin and patted his shoulder, "that's because you're special, wifey." She whispered out the last part. Cooper just sighed wearily, not liking her answer.

"Hey I have a question."

"Yeah?"

"Wanna have kids?"

Cooper groaned and slammed his head on the table, now knowing that the girl would keep on harping about that. "No Dreamz. No. We're not... We're not even married."

"Hmm I guess it would be rather hard too wouldn't it? After all you've got that sperm drought going on."

Cooper groaned louder, hiding his crimson face in embarrassment while Dreamz just laughed at him.

"You have no boundaries do you?" He murmured in pure embarrassment, wishing this he did not have to deal with this sort of behaviour.

"Well when it comes to you I don't." Dreamz continued to grin, beginning to poke him as her inner annoying child came out.

"Lucky me." He said with sarcasm, his response being muffled.

"Hey I have another question."

"I'm scared."