All Around the World (Hetalian Drabbles 1)

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AngloAsshat: ......

AngloAsshat: Why did you send me such a satanic picture?

This was the result of Cooper's spell going 'wrong'

And Jett had something to do with it as well. 

AngloAsshat: Continue... 

He set us up. He encouraged this unholy, disgusting, vomit provoking picture and I checked his message history. He sent it to everyone. 

AngloAsshat: THAT LITTLE TWIT. 

AngloAsshat: I INVENTED HIM 

AngloAsshat: AND HE DARED TO DO SOMETHING SO... 

AngloAsshat: SO... 

AngloAsshat: I believe some revenge needs to be served

Amen. 

I'm saying it now, I bags Cooper. 

He can't fool me with his fucking innocent act and his cinnamon rolls and sheep. 

He will die. 

AngloAsshat: ..We're not joining forces, correct? 

Eww no, cliches get out. 

AngloAsshat: I'm glad that's settled. 

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FIRST ONE THAT DESTROYS THEM HAS TO EMBARRASS THE OTHER IN THE NEXT WORLD MEETING

AngloAsshat: THAT'S NOT FAIR, I DON'T EVEN LIVE WITH THEM. 

NOT MY PROBLEM 

GET READY ARTHUR BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKING SCREWED YA PANSY