All Around the World (Hetalian Drabbles 1)

Spot the Difference prt 1

Mare: Looks like a goody two-shoes, acts like a goody two-shoes, is NOT a goody two-shoes

"Ooh sorry, I didn't realize you would be caught up in this" *grins* "I guess this makes it your fault then"

Dreamz: Looks like a troublemaker, acts like a troublemaker, is an accidental troublemaker

"I just broke the microwave... Damnit, someone help." 

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Mare: *plans things in the moment/improvises*

Dreamz: *plans things in advance*
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Mare: No I don't lie, I just manipulate the truth

Dreamz: *depends on situation*
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Mare: schnitzel, fudgecakes, oh saint Mary, go away, buzz off, flying Jesus on a kangaroo,

Dreamz: fuck, crap, shit, cunt, asshat, bitch, son of a motherfucker, fuck off mate, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (there's many variations of saying 'fuck')

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Mare: *goes red at innuendos*

Dreamz: *makes innuendos*

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Mare: *respects privacy*

Dreamz: *shameless perv* *can hide it though* *most of the time*

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Mare: *screams at Spider*

Dreamz: *jumps, taken aback but then-* I swear to fucking god if you get in my food you will never see your family again.
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*someone asks to stay over*

Mare: Sure!

Dreamz: Are you really sure you want to do this to yourself? Are you a hundred percent you want to stay over? Like are you absolutely positive? You have seen the people I have associate myself with, do you really want to do this to yourself?

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*watching something*
Mare:'ooh I wasn't expecting that

Dreamz: *snorts* called it like at the first five minutes

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Mare: *does not have the ability to laugh or giggle* *NEVER gets angry* *but cries in public and has no shame in it*

Dreamz: *gets dangerously angry* *can laugh as if she's insane if you really get her going* *hides the tears*

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*someone close gets hurt*
Mare: Well that's not very nice ....OLLIEEEE *uses him to hurt them* *if it was Ollie who got hurt she would get someone else* *usually wouldn't though cause she be a strong pacifist*

Dreamz: *cracks knuckles* *cracks neck* do we have a problem here mate? *is preparing to fight*

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*hating someone*
Mare: I just.. They make me feel uncomfortable... I don't mean to hate them but I just.. I'm sorry

Dreamz: *already has their murder planned out* *along with more then one ways to kill them*

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Mare: Lol what's guilt? 

Dreamz: ...Great now I feel guilty. I'M SORRY

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Mare: Looks like a cinnamon roll and could kill you but wouldn't 

Dreamz: looks like she could kill you and will 

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Mare: *knows she is a girl* 

Dreamz: *sehr confused if she considers herself as a her, him or it*

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*entering the Ravenclaw common room* 

(for those who don't know you have to answer a riddle) 

Mare: ooh! I know the answer *tells* 

Dreamz: ... *looks at Cooper and grins* I'm gonna let you have this one. 

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*relationships* 

Mare: *blushes* Well there's this one guy... 

Dreamz: no. 

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Mare: *bad at observing*

Dreamz: *lol opposite*

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Ambivert but- 

Mare: *is slightly more extrovert* 

Dreamz: * slightly more introvert*

Mare: *has no clue how to make guy friends* 

Dreamz: *has no clue how to make girl friends* 

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Mare: ... *nothing happens to her really* 

Dreamz: *in some random and crazy situation* HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! 

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"what's wrong?" 

Mare: *tells what's wrong* 

Dreamz: *denies and denies* *at some point stops and just gives them a lie to shut them up* 

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Mare: *has someone helping her through trouble times due to her asking* 

Dreamz: *lol handles her own problems* *aka keeps them bottled up* 

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Mare: ...I need help. Please. 

Dreamz: Lol I'm a strong independent woman I don't need help. I can do this by myself thank you. 

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*sarcastic comment* 

Mares: *believes it's literal* 

Dreamz: *sarcastic reply* 

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Gullible is written on the ceiling

Mare: *looks up* where? ...I'm not seeing it 

Dreamz: Oh really? That's pretty interesting. *sarcasm* 

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Their second/first players? 

Mare: She's really grouchy... But I think it's because she has low self esteem and because she probably wish she was like me. Cause I'm great and pretty you know? I wanna give her hug. 

Dreamz: I fucking hate her. She's dumb and I swear if you put me in the same room as her only one of us is coming out of there. Hint, it's me.