Back at it again with the cultural differences (short)

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by Red_Gh0st

by Red_Gh0st

"You know what I hate?" Dreamz grumbled, walking with Shelby, Alfred and Jett.

"Don't you hate everything?" Shelby wondered, cocking a eyebrow.

"Well yeah, but do you know what I hate most of all?"

"What?"

"Fucking blowies."

Shelby and Alfred stopped in their tracks, looking at the girl with wide eyes, Jett however didn't appear to question it.

"They are pretty annoying." He agreed.

"Dudes, what the fuck?!"Alfred was staring at them, not understanding.

"What? They're pretty normal back in Aus." Dreamz said, a blank expression on her face. "Get em about every summer. Annoying as fuck."

"Okay uh I get how Jett can get them... But you?!" Alfred gave Dreamz a strange look, not seeming to understand.

"What? If Jett can get them then of course I can get them!"

"That doesn't even make sense!" Shelby said, her face seeming to go slightly red- looking quite uncomfortable. "Unless you have a..."

"You guys know what she's talking about right?" Jett laughed, enjoying their expressions. Dreamz started giggling as well, knowing all too well where their minds went too,

"Yeah, dude. She's talking about blowjobs." Alfred said as if it was so blatantly obvious.

"Nah mate, she's talking about blowflies." Explained Jett, only laughing harder with Dreamz joining in.

"You... Sometimes I think you guys are doing this on purpose."

"What? It's funny."