Womp womp wawa
I'm depressed and I wannaaa
Kill myself but I'm not gonna
Unless ima suicide bomaaa
:)
-Oikawa and Iwaizumi Private chat-
Oikawa- haijimeeeeeeeeeeee
Iwaizumi- Tooruuuuuuuu
Oikawa- Haijimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Iwaizumi- tooruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Oikawa- hi
Iwaizumi- hi
Oikawa- do you love me
Iwaizumi- of course I do ❤️
Oikawa- oki
Iwaizumi- pfft
Weirdo
Oikawa- Guess whatstagagta
Iwaizumi- what baby
Oikawa- we get to have our baby soonnnn!!
Iwaizumi- you're my baby
Oikawa- iwachan
Iwaizumi- I know Tooru
I promise I'm very excited
I also love seeing you light up
Oikawa- pfft
Iwaizumi- I love you❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oikawa- shusjekridnrbr
So cute iwachan❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love you tooooooooo
Iwaizumi- okay baby
I'll see you later
Oikawa- oki 🥺
-in Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- my husband left me🥺
Terushima- what-
Noya- hUh?
Tanaka- he what m8
Yaku- I gotta kick whos ass?
Oikawa- he ignoring me so he can work 🥺
Kenma- 😑
I-
Akaashi- Oikawa
Oikawa- THATS NOT MY NAME
-Oikawa has changed his name to Tooru-
Tooru- mean
Hinata- yeah we don't care
Tooru- 👁👄👁
SHRIMP
Yaku- hey
Noya- excuse me
Kenma- what-
Tooru- i summoned the squad
Tendou- run 😳
Makki- dude
Iwa said that if you don't change your name back, he's gonna fight you
Tooru- WAH? SO HE TEXT YOU BUT NOT ME?!
Makki- what- no-
Omg dumbass
Mattsun is on the phone with him
Kageyama- I was wondering why he didn't respond IMMEDIATELY after
Makki- shut up we don't always do that
Bokuto- yeah ya do
Kuroo- yes you do
Akaashi- ^
Kenma- all the time
Tooru- it's like a lifestyle for y'all
Makki- shut up 😤
Terushima- anywho
Lev- you know they say the more you fuck, the better it is for your health
Mad dog- no wonder I'm so healthy
Tooru- ^ same
Terushima- kyo-
Iwaizumi- Tooru-
Tooru- :( I thought you were working
Iwaizumi- no it was just an excuse to not talk to you
Noya- rude
Yaku- ^
Kenma- id cry
Kuroo- you say that to me all the time..
Kenma- yeah but- if you ever said it to me, I'd cry
Akaashi- ^ me too
Bokuto- I always have time for you princess ❤️
Akaashi- ❤️
Tooru- wow :(
Iwaizumi- I'm sorry
Tooru- no go work
Iwaizumi- :(...
Makki- 😬
Mattsun- troubleeeeeee
Lev- Oop- been there done that
Yaku- mhm
Lev- ❤️🥺 I love you
Yaku- awwww
I love you tooooooo
Mad dog- nasty
Kuroo- you openly call Terushima daddy
Terushima- is there a problem? ✨
Mad dog- course not daddy 😌
Tooru- I wanna be called daddy 😤
-Iwaizumi has changed Tooru name to Oikawa-
Oikawa- OMG SO MEAN-
Kuroo- 👄👁👄
Noya- same
Tanaka- who do you think is MVP of the chat
Oikawa- me duh
Terushima- you?! 😂😂 why tf would it be you
Makki- ^ yeah cause I'm pretty great
Mattsun- I think it's me cause I'm sexy
Terushima- if anyone is sexy it's me
Mad dog- agreed
Akaashi- agreed
Bokuto- AKAASHIISIISIS
Akaashi- ....have you seen that man?
He's 😏🤪
Bokuto- *cries* 😭
Kuroo- need a hug
Bokuto- yes-
Akaashi- 🥺 nu I'm sorry...
Bokuto- *big hugs*
Akaashi- 🥺...
Kuroo- *big bro hugs*
Kenma- fine then I'll hug akaashi
Akaashi- oki *hugs*
Kenma- *snuggles*
Lev- so anyway
Kageyama- can we go back to the MVP thing
Oikawa- why? It's obviously me
Tendou- no
Oikawa- um yes
Hinata- why would it be you-
Oikawa- 😑 I PAID FOR US TO GO TO AMERICA
I GOT MAKKI OUT OF THE CONVERSION CAMP
I TRUED TO HELP YAKU AND LEV MAKE UP
I HELPED TANAKA THROUGH SHIT
I PAID FOR US TO GO TO MOVIES
I HELPED MAKKI AND MATTSUN MAKE UP
I FUCKING GAVE KYOTANI TO TERUSHIMA
Terushima- 😏
Mad dog- you-
What m8
Oikawa- ITS OBVIOUSLY ME
Kuroo- ......
Oikawa- I threw money at you and kenma when he kissed you-
AND
I gave kags advice on how to be more affectionate with Hinata
Hinata- oh I remember that
Kageyama- you almost made up break up-
Oikawa- not my fault your boyfriend doesn't know how to scroll up
Iwaizumi- babe you're my MVP
Oikawa- keydyejejudjr fuck you guys
I have iwachan
Nvm
Idc about group MVP
Tanaka- 😬
Okay okay
Yaku- guys
I have a WAP
Hinata- a what-
Oikawa- 👁👄👁 omg hinachan don't worry about it-
Hinata- I-
IVE LITERALLY BEEN HAVING SEX LONGER THAN ANY OF YOU-
Just tell me what it means
Tanaka- 😬
Noya- I mean he's not wrong
Mad dog- for what it's worth
Same Yaku
Terushima- 😏🥳
Iwaizumi- why tf are we talking bout wet ass pussy
Makki- because ✨
Mattsun- do you have one iwa
Iwaizumi- im-
No but I have a big slick dick
Oikawa- that's true iwachan
Lev- omg-
Yaku- 😅
Hinata- I-
Kags save me
Kenma- same Please
Akaashi- no if you go I'm going
Bokuto- oh come on princess~
Kuroo- kitty~
Kenma- 😑
Iwaizumi- Tooru
Oikawa- yes iwachan
Iwaizumi- *kisses*
Terushima- 👁👄👁
Makki- sweet iwachan is my favorite iwachan
Mattsun- same tho
Kageyama- someone want to explain to me why Hinata is singing about WAP while making dinner
Lev- CLASSIC
Noya- IM COMING OVER😂
Mad dog- don't y'all live in an apartment?
Kageyama- Y E S.
Yaku- ooooo that's tough-
Tanaka- have y'all seen the video of Ukai and Takeda doing that dance
Noya- OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL
Hinata- no-
Terushima- bro didn't they get married-
Tanaka- ye
Oikawa- AND THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO THEY WEDDING!
I'm literally the queen at buying wedding gifts
Or gifts period
Makki- cause you're rich-
Mattsun- ^yeah thats only reason why you are coming to our wedding
Mad dog- same^
Oikawa- i- 🥺
Iwaizumi- ❤️don't cry
Noya- y'all are so late they literally have like a 6 year old-
Kageyama- she's cute
Hinata- yeah she is :)
Makes me wanna have a kid
Kageyama- haha
Noya- I wanna baby too
Tanaka- 👁👄👁 please no
I could barely afford the ring-
Noya- you bought me a ring?!?!?
Tanaka- what-
NO