I hit 125k! Thank you guys smmmm!!!
Also, this comment someone left on the KyoTeru Sex chapter killed me omg
Dude I died
They deleted the comment and I had to literally reply to one of their other comments to see what this one said 😂 I got it in the end tho
-Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- guys
Me and Haijime we're talking bout our first time ealier
How did you're first time go?
Iwaizumi- I love how you tell everyone our business
Oikawa- you'll thank me one day iwachan
Iwaizumi- when our kids are going though our phones and find this groupchat
Imma kill you
Oikawa- iwachan
Iwaizumi- Tooru
Tanaka- my first time was- um- let's just say a lot happened that night
Noya- ^
I got some ✨dick✨ tho so it's all cool
Akaashi- what is the point of this conversation
Bokuto- literally Keiji just go with it
Akaashi- literally kou shut up
Bokuto- literally Keiji what are you gonna do about it
Akaashi- literally kou I will shove my dick in you're mouth
Bokuto- literally Keiji do it.
Kuroo- 👀
Kenma- so um....
Iwaizumi- I-
Makki- literally what the fuck was that
Mattsun- agreed um^ Im so confused bro
Semi- don't question it
Hinata- ^ yes don't
Kageyama- hina were was our first time?
Hinata- I don't even remember
Tendou- semi and I first time was after we lost to karasuno
Hinata- hahaha
Noya- TUFF
Tanaka- Aww we brought a couple together
Semi- ....
Kageyama- well for a little bit at least
Terushima- yes
Mad dog- All we did when we lost to y'all was cry
Oikawa- FOR ONE
HI!❤️❤️
FOR FUCKING TWO
IT WAS BEEY EMOTIONAL SO
Iwaizumi- I-
Terushima- wtfff is this
Makki- can't help but stan
Mattsun- I thought only iwa can eat you're ass
Mad dog- I- hi to you too
Oikawa- 😌✌️
Semi- KYO!
Mad dog- SEMISEMI!
Tendou- .....
Terushima- .....
Tendou- only I'm allowed to say Semisemi
Terushima- only I'm aloud to say kyo
Mad dog- 😑
Semi- 😑
Kenma- hi
Oikawa- nice of you to join the party
Tanaka- when was you're a Kuroo first time
Kenma- .....
Tanaka- it's a very important question 😑
Kenma- we went on a date
And then it was cold
So he gave me his jacket
Kuroo- he basically JUMPED me afterwards
Kenma- I DID FUCKING NOT
You clumsy bastard
Akaashi- 😂😂
Kenma- no he walked me home and we kissed
Because you're supposed to share a kiss after a date right...
Noya- I told you naka~
Tanaka- hUh?
Noya- all those years ago...
Tanaka- oh... YEAHHH
Um
Noya- just saying
You were my favorite part of that whole day
Tanaka- yeahhhh ❤️
Hinata- so you guys kiss and?
Kuroo- I fucked him in his porch!
Kenma- NO WE DIDNT
Would you shut up!
Kuroo- WOULD YOU LET ME SPICE IT UP!
our first time was embarrassing
Kenma- not my fault you came when you put it in
Kuroo- KENMA!
Bokuto- omg I-
Noya- guys
Naka was a virgin
Tanaka- yeah and I lasted long ish
Noya- pfft
Fucking "long"
You last ish
But not long
Tanaka- dude fuck off
Oikawa- ....
Iwaizumi- loll
Oikawa- no
Iwaizumi- I didn't say anything
Mattsun- makki came 3 times before I came once
Makki- SHUT UP MATTSUN!
Not fair!
I was a virgin!
I was nervous!
Terushima- istg
Babe
How long did we go at it
Mad dog- idfk😂
But it was my first time with a guy so ik I was awkward about it
Terushima- well same
Tendou- you're first time could've been with me ;)
Semi- do you wanna die?
Tendou- yeah. Definitely.
Hinata- Oop-
Akaashi- so um
Bokuto- we always come back to sex
Kuroo what about that time you and oikawa almost had sex
Oikawa- I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
Kenma- 🔫
Iwaizumi- 🔫🔫 Deadpool bitch back off
Kenma- 🎮 aimbot bitch back off
Kuroo- I-
Oikawa- ....
Kuroo- okay then
Akaashi- kenma CALM DOWN
Kenma- ✨no✨
Bokuto- someone needs to be punish
Kuroo- yeah I like that idea Bo ❤️
Bokuto- np❤️
Akaashi- let me in on this❤️
Kenma- fuck no! ❤️❤️
Oikawa- I- djdhysjwisibrvejse
Makki- omg calm down cap
Mattsun- we don't question their kinks
Iwaizumi- no. No we don't.
Tendou- no kink shaming
Terushima- ^^^^
Lev- I kink shame Yaku all the time
Yaku- he does :(
Hinata- rip Yaku
Oikawa- iwa does too it's okay
Iwaizumi- I DO FUCKING NOT
YOU LITTLE KINKY BITCH
STFU
ILL TIE YOURE ASS UP IF YOU WANT TO BE TIED UP SO DAMN BAD
Oikawa- iwachan~
Makki- he did that shit on purpose
Mattsun- obviously dumbass
Makki- hey bee nice
Lev- yeah 🐝 nice
-Makki has saved one photo from Oikawa-
Makki-
Mattsun- 😌✌️
When and where baby
Makki- get off the damn couch and come fuck me then
Kuroo- kenma you should say something like that
Kenma- LEAVE ME ALONE
I'm hiding from you bastards
Tryna punish me..
I'm not into that Kuroo....
I'm really not..
Kuroo- what?...
baby we were kidding.
Akaashi- yeah all jokes kenma
I thought you knew
Bokuto- ew I wouldn't touch you like that
Kuroo- 😑 bokuto
Bokuto- IM SORRY
Akaashi- bokuto go sleep on the couch
Bokuto- wah?!
Fine.. but I'm taking kito
Kuroo- come out of you're hiding spot I'll hold you
Kenma- promise...
Kuroo- I promise.
Tanaka- awww
Noya- awwww wittle kenma
Come here I'll kiss you're cheeks
Kenma- *hiss*
Kuroo- :)
Kageyama- Oop
Hinata - you okay kenma?
Kenma- yeah shoyo thanks❤️
Hinata- yep! ❤️
Kageyama - I 😐
Terushima- GUYS
Mad dog- what lol
Tendou- wasuppp
Semi- yeah
Terushima- FUCK NVM.
Pm
Mad dog- me?
Terushima- no dummy
If I wanted to talk to you I'd get off my phone
Mad dog- ......
Terushima- I- wait do you wanna talk?
Mad dog- idk... now ig I do...
Tendou- semisemi talk to me
Semi- about what
Tendou- you're actually willing to talk?
Semi- yeah....
Tendou- can we get back together?
Semi- no.
Goodnight.
Tendou- SEMISEMIIII
Hiii sorry for like- I feel like I haven't had a good update in a while and I'm sorry
Any irl chapters I've been trying to write just sound stupid so I end up scrapping them
The next IRL will prob be Tendou and semi. Maybe 😉