-In Cupid's playground chat-
Tanaka- is it true that you're dick shrivels up when you're old??
Oikawa- what kinda-
Noya- bro you have no room to talk
Semi- you literally use to ask the weirdest question
Makki- dO yOu ThInK tHe AlIeNs WiLl tAkE mE
Mattsun- ^
Tendou- that's tough bro
Kageyama- you aren't worthy of aliens
Oikawa- IWACHAN
Iwaizumi- if the aliens took you then you wouldn't be with me :(
Oikawa- oh! Okay I'll stay :)
Hinata- I-
Makki- iwachan
Mattsun- iwachannn
Oikawa- DONT CALL HIM THAT
Makki- were talking to you
Mattsun- yeah since ya married iwa
Oikawa- oh...
well what do you want?...
Makki- just to piss you off
Mattsun- pretty much
Oikawa- FuCk YoU
Noya- I-
Kuroo- if my dick shrivels up ima cry
Tanaka- ^
Kenma- I don't really care
Kuroo- well of course you don't
You can live without sex
Noya- pfft how?
Akaashi- idk how he does it
Kenma- wah-
Akaashi- I can't do it :(
Bokuto- 😉
Oikawa- same kashi same
Makki- 😑
Mattsun- we went weeks at a time without sex
Makki- I died
Mattsun- I thought my dick was gonna shrivel
Tanaka- guys it's a serious question
Lev- ask someone old
Yaku- ^^
Hinata- siri said it doesn't work like that
Tanaka- ....hmmm
Noya- babe
Tanaka- yeah babe
Noya- id still fuck you if you were wrinkly
Kuroo- oh that's soooo romantic
Kenma- are you being sarcastic
Kuroo- yes. Yes I was.
Kenma- I'm proud
Semi- ^
Tendou- *when you don't have a partner so if you're dick were to get smaller no one would notice*
👁👄👁
Semi- stop.
Tendou- ...
Yaku- Oop-
Oikawa- I-
Iwaizumi- oh hey guys-
Kuroo- ye?
Bokuto- wasuppp
Akaashi- Kito said hi
Oikawa- OMG HIII
Lev- Aww tell him I said hi
Hinata- OH! Me to!!
Iwaizumi- same but ummm
Oikawa- me and Haijime got all the video footage from our wedding
Kuroo- noiceee can I get the videos of bokuto throwing it back on me
Bokuto- ^
Akaashi- oh same
Tendou- honestly
Yaku- oh yeah!
I danced with kenma
I wanna see that
Kenma- oh god no please don't pull that up
Iwaizumi- lolll not that footage
I mean we got all that
Oikawa- but we got all the camera footage from every room in the church
Semi- what
Lev- what...
Makki- wait seriously
Mattsun- oh yeahhh I heard that was a thing
It's like for the bride and grooms privacy
They get all the footage from that whole day
Yaku- ...really?
Oikawa- yuppppp.
Tendou- did you watch it all?
Iwaizumi- uh. Certain parts really. We were just skipping through
Oikawa- mhmm
And I thought Haijime and I were kinky for having sex in that bathroom that one time
Tendou- that could literally mean multiple times-
Kuroo- 😂^
Oikawa- SHUT UP
You're lucky I don't have any dirt on you kuroo!
Kuroo- 🥳
Iwaizumi- lollz😂
Kenma- so um
Oikawa- a couple of you, not gonna say which ones. But you might wanna come a collect you're tape
Otherwise I'm selling it too pornhub
Makki- no wait!! Can I sell it??
Mattsun- we need the money for our wedding
Oikawa- I-... dude I was joking...
Iwaizumi- you can come get them anytime just text one of us to make sure we're home
It feels rude to keep a sex video
Akaashi- how many are there?
Oikawa- two.
Bokuto- two- I-
Akaashi- well. When can I pick it up?
Bokuto- AKAASHI
Oikawa- wait- okay then 3 sorry I forgot about you two
Kuroo- DAMN NO WONDER YALL FUCKING DISAPPEARED
Iwaizumi- akaashi you're so small
Bokuto- 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Iwaizumi- I DIDNT WATCH IT! We literally skipped over them
Tendou- damn😂
Yaku- so three people had sex at you're wedding?
Oikawa- yeah.. AND I WASNT EVEN ONE OF THEM!!
Tendou- yo! Was Teru and kyo one?
Iwaizumi- we are not telling you.
Lev- both of them have been super quiet
Tanaka- I wish I had sex at you're wedding
Noya- Ik
Oikawa- I-
Tendou- Teru and kyo are at the hospital still.. I think
Well Ik kyo is
Teru might have had to go to work
Kuroo- shit frfr
Oikawa- :( why
Tendou- stuff id rather not say kyo would kick my ass
Hinata- tell me why, I'm reading all this and wondering who tf is kyo?
Kageyama- ......you're slow
Hinata- HEY
Tanaka- mood😂😂
Bokuto- wait so if Keiji and I are one of them..
Who's the other two
Oikawa- idk...
Iwaizumi- ^ correction he does know but we def can't tell
Tendou- why not?
Oikawa- reasons
Yaku- oof
Tanaka- welllll then
Noya- akaashi so kinky
Akaashi- :)
Semi- ikr
Suga is secretly kinky too
Iwaizumi- FACTS THO
Hinata- I-
Why are both my moms kinky 😭
Kageyama- dont cryyyy
Come here
I'll slap you're ass and make you call me daddy 🍑
Oikawa- I-
Makki- and how exactly will that help
Mattsun- idk let's try it makki!
Makki- NO
Tendou- LMAO kyo calls Teru daddy
Makki- that's because he has daddy issues
Mattsun- ^
Semi- Tendou. Quit.
Tendou- wahhh!?
Semi- seriously stop...
Tendou- okay...
Lev- oof imagine
Yaku- what loll
Oikawa- not gonna question anyone's relationship anymore after watching all those tapes
Kuroo- LOL😂
Tanaka- you should spill some tea sis
-Oikawa and Yachi Private chata
Oikawa- so are you gonna come pick up the tape?
Yachi- yes..... please don't tell lev...
Oikawa- I won't. Promise. You're secret is safe with me.
Yachi- thank you!
Oikawa- but I really think you two should talk about you're relationship
Yachi- Ik... but since I've found out I'm pregnant I'm not sure what to do...
Oikawa- have you told him?
Yachi- no...
Oikawa- it's his right?
Yachi- TOORU
Oikawa- WHAT?! I mean I know she can't get you pregnant but you didn't cheat on him with anyone else right?
Yachi- no! Of course not.. and yeah.. it's his.
Oikawa- it'll be okay.
Yachi- I hope so...
Not gonna say anything. Not gonna say anything. Nope....
FUCKKKKKKK