-In Cupid's playground chat-
Kuroo- do you guys think I'm a simp?
Bokuto- yeah
Akaashi- 100%
Kenma- only for me daddy
Oikawa- mdjsjshjebe
I think I'm broken
Iwaizumi- oikawa you're already broke
For one, I slapped all you're ass away
And two, you have a bad knee
Oikawa- THAN STOP MAKING ME GET ON MY KNEES IWACHAN
Terushima- kinky
Mad dog- Teru
Terushima- yes princess
Mad dog- .....
Kuroo- I-
Tanaka- idk what to respond to first
Kageyama- oh same
Hinata- KENMA
Kenma- yes?..
Hinata- did you call Kuroo daddy?
Kenma- fucking right I did.
Bokuto- damn
Oikawa- Oop
Lev- I wish someone would call me daddy
Noya- I got you Lev
Tanaka- 🔫🔫 hey
Stay away from my man
Lev- keep you're man away from me!
Noya- I was TRYNA be NiCe
Tanaka- mhmmmmmmmM
Noya- TaNaKa
Tanaka- nOyA
Bokuto- oya
Akaashi- cute
Bokuto- :)
Terushima- Kuroo you have a daddy kink?
Kuroo- maybe
Kenma- he does
Oikawa- we- okay lol.
-In Big Boi Tops🍆 Chat-
Iwaizumi- guys-
Tanaka- yes wasup
Semi- who named this chat?....
Terushima- me 😌
Iwaizumi- yes yes now
Bokuto- wadup
Iwaizumi- y'all ever stick it in an accidentally cum IMMEDIATELY
Tanaka- yeah😔
Kuroo- you don't count Tanaka
Tanaka- WELL WHY FUCKING NOT
Lev- I'm in this chat- holy
Bokuto- well you're a ToP
And Tanaka
Kuroo- it's cause you were a ViRgIn
Tanaka- SO THAT DOESNT MEAN IM A ONE MINUTE MAN
Lev- Oop-
I was a virgin and I still last longer than Yaku ever did
Kuroo- 😂 DaMn
Bokuto- that do be tough
Iwaizumi- I love how none of you are answering my question
Terushima- big mama getting angry
Someone call his sugar daddy
Kageyama- if we add oikawa to this chat I'm LEAVING
Iwaizumi- he's a FuCkInG bOtToM
So
Terushima- kyo said he rules the bottom chat
Why tf do you guys do so man positions?
Iwaizumi- to spice it up
We have a list
Kuroo- ....I'mma need that list
Bokuto- same
Kuroo- but like for a friend of course
Iwaizumi-oF cOuRsE
Kageyama- I don't think I've ever came before Hinata unless he's given me a blowjob
Lev- mood
Iwaizumi- fine guess my man just feels to damn good 😌
Kuroo- WOAH WOAH WOAH.
You didn't let me answer
Bokuto- akaashi tries to match my thrust and it's so cute that I almost cum right away
Terushima- KiNkY
Iwaizumi- that's what I thought assholes
Tanaka- lmao I love how you have to say oikawa is better at sex just for them to respond
Iwaizumi- IK
Terushima- you know, I'm pretty sure kyo is a better bottom
Semi- not this argument again-
Kageyama- can we not
Kuroo- dude, you do realize your dating mad dog right
Semi- ^
Terushima- BRO HES SO FUCKING PERFECT NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING BLIND
Kuroo- I got kenma✌️😌
Bokuto- akaashi is better
So small compared to me
Iwaizumi- ....
Terushima- ....
Semi- .....
Tanaka- lmao
Bokuto- what's wrong with them
Kuroo- ^
Lev- oikawa, mad dog and Tendou are taller than them
Iwaizumi- DONT REMIND ME
Lev- iM sOrRy
Terushima- no you're not....
Semi- fuck Tendou he's still a bottom with his taller ass
Terushima- he told me y'all switch off
Semi- STFU
Terushima- 😅
Lev- IMAGINE
Iwaizumi- lolll
I could never
Bokuto- pffttt
Kuroo- I asked kenma to ride me
So he did
Bokuto- OH SHIT
wait-
Iwaizumi- oh yeah he asked oikawa bout that
Kuroo- what-
Iwaizumi- yeah me and oikawa were cuddling and kenma started texting him
Asking him how to do it
Kuroo- ...
Iwaizumi- so he sent him a porn video
Kuroo- omg he watched it
Iwaizumi- I dOnT fUcKiNg KnOw
Kuroo- omg he's so cute
Bokuto- loll I taught akaashi how to do it
Kageyama- how
Bokuto- I sat him on my dick and told him out to move
Semi- very um
Kuroo- 😂
Iwaizumi- fuck oikawa did it himself he was like
'Iwachan lay down~'
Or some shit
Kageyama- I can see that
Terushima- when you're man hasn't given you're dick a ride yet 😭
Iwaizumi- seriously?...
Terushima- yeah 😭
Kageyama- toughhhhhhh
Lev- honestly
Tanaka- shut can't relate🥳
Iwaizumi- ^
Kuroo- ^
Bokuto- ^
Semi- ^
Terushima- ahahhahahha im gonna cryyyy
I'm going over to his house
Brb
Tanaka- I-
Iwaizumi- omg I can just imagine the conversation
Kuroo- oh same
Bokuto- mad dog gonna yell at him
Lev- most likely
Tanaka- Teru a little desperate huh?
Terushima- I am
So what
I'm going to get some ✨ass✨
Iwaizumi- did you-
Kuroo- did ya ask?
Bokuto- or are you just going over there and demanding ass
Terushima- of course I asked
Tanaka- mad dog getting a ✨dick appointment✨
Terushima- hehe bye bye
Iwaizumi- .....
Semi- well
Kuroo- I-
Bokuto- I'm gonna ask akaashi if he wants a ✨dick appointment✨
Kuroo- ^same🍆
Bokuto- BITCH
YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM AKAASHI!
Kuroo- AH I MEANT WITH KENMAAAAHDHDJDBDYHR
Semi- Oop- well oops