(Texting AU; we're still going with this cuz it's fun and I really wanna make a texting fic)
Seokjin: when did you plan to tell us
Yoongi: I mean it's their business...
Hoseok: but they are our friends baby, they should trust us
Jimin: Jungkook and y/n didn't say anything
Y: hey don't bring us into this
Jungkook: yeah you know nothing about us
Namjoon: to be fair, jimin has a right to be salty
Namjoon: and so does Jin
Seokjin: thank you
Seokjin: but I'm still upset you didn't tell us :(
Jimin: two days
Jimin: we've been dating for two days
Yoongi: I'd imagine they would want to spend some time being in their own little world before they brought us here
Yoongi: we kind of are a little extra
Jungkook: wait where's taehyung
Y: we're talking about minimoni stupid
Namjoon: uh whats that?
Hoseok: well
Hoseok: I'm happy for you guys
Hoseok: jimin finally decided to make a move 💀
Jimin: actually...
Namjoon: I asked jimin out
Yoongi: y/n you owe me
Y: stfu I know
Jungkook: me too
Y: you weren't even in the bet??
Jungkook: but you broke my coffee pot
Y: 🙄
Jimin: anygays
Jungkook: ahem
Jimin: shut up you're irrelevant
Jungkook: why does no one appreciate the straights anymore
Seokjin: cuz gays are clearly superior
Hoseok: I agree 🤩
Yoongi: I think we're all equal...
Hoseok: omg I love him 🥺🥺
Yoongi: 🥰
Jungkook: oh god now we have to watch namjoon and jimin act like that
Seokjin: wait does this mean I can't have a cuddle buddy?
Jimin: pssh no
Jimin: I'll make room for you in my heart jinnie 😊
Seokjin: omg thanks 💕💕
Y: 🤢
Y: what about the rest of us
Jungkook: yeah don't we have room in there?
Jimin: nope
Taehyung: that's cuz were all uP HIS ASS
Y: ...
Jungkook: well look who decided to join
Namjoon: where have you been tae?
Taehyung: oh just nowhere
Jungkook: cool
Namjoon: oh okay
Taehyung: yeah... sigh
Y: so anyone up for some milk shakes
Taehyung: s i g h
Namjoon: I could go for one
Seokjin: same but I had one earlier
Jimin: you're welcome boo 😘
Seokjin: I-
Namjoon: I thought I was boo 😔
Jimin: no you're precious
Namjoon: sjhhhhhhhhh
Taehyung: SIGHHH
Hoseok: ffs
Hoseok: taehyung tell us what you did
Taehyung: oh... it's nothing...
Hoseok: this bitch-
Yoongi: Hoseok!
Jungkook: taehyung istg I'll come hit you
Y: you know he'll like it bro
Jungkook: shit you're right
Taehyung: ...
Seokjin: TELL US DAMNIT
Jimin: cmon tae
Taehyung: ah fine
Taehyung: it's not that big of a deal but I was at an interview
Taehyung: nothing special
Namjoon: you got that job??
Seokjin: OMG TAE REALLY?!
Jungkook: I didn't think he could do it
Y: 🗿
Y: congrats tae, sorry the idiot is being an idiot
Jungkook: that's not what you called me yesterday
Hoseok: 👀
Yoongi: the world doesn't revolve around you two so stfu
Y: oof Yoongi go off
Jungkook: 💀
Jimin: tae tell us how it went!
Taehyung: I just walked in and they hired me
Taehyung: it was easy
Namjoon: I told you, you were being nervous for nothing
Seokjin: well I mean have you seen his face
Seokjin: it makes sense that they immediately said yes
Hoseok: I can't wait to see him on a magazine cover
Yoongi: or an insta add
Taehyung: well nothing like that will happen soon
Taehyung: right now it's just little pictures for their website
Jimin: like a debut thing?
Taehyung: yeh, just to get my face out there
Namjoon: awe tae I'm so proud of yOuuUu
Jimin: me too bud
Hoseok: I hope you blow them away
Jungkook: I hope you keep the job
Y: jUngkook
Taehyung: me too tho ✊😔
Hoseok: so are we getting milk shakes or....
Yoongi: I can't I've got class soon
Jungkook: I want one
Y: hobi I'll come with you
Y: and we can ditch the idiot
Jungkook: she fucks me then hates me
Jungkook: I don't get it 😤
Seokjin: so you're admitting that you're a bottom
Taehyung: WHAYAAT??!?
Hoseok: tae is having a gay panic attack
Jungkook: I never said that 🗿🗿
Y: you're just hot
Y: and your dick is massive 👁️👄👁️
Jungkook: I know :(
Jimin: hey don't judge jungkook's dick
Namjoon: yeah I'm sure having a overly average dick is annoying sometimes
Jungkook: :(
Jimin: apologize y/n
Y: for what??
Y: I complimented him, why do I have to say I'm sorry
Jungkook: yeah she's fine...
Taehyung: I like your big dick too jungkookie
Jungkook: what did you just call me??
Y: see?
Y: your big dick is amazing
Y: we love it
Yoongi: uhmm...
Yoongi: some of us wouldnt touch it tho 🗿
Hoseok: but we still love it!
Taehyung: I'd touch it 🤩🤩🤩
Jungkook: that's gay
Seokjin: I heard drunk jungkook turns gay
Namjoon: so that's why I never see him drinking? 🤔
Taehyung: wait so he can finally rail me 😯
Jungkook: wtf
Y: he turns into a cute sub too
Yoongi: okay what...
Jimin: damn I wanna get him drunk now
Jungkook: absolutely not
Taehyung: BUT GAY JUNGKOOK WHO WANTS DICK??
Taehyung: pleAse??
Y: that's exactly how he says it
Y: "oh y/n please~ I wanna suck your dickkk"
Jimin: i-
Namjoon: I hope he knows you don't have one
Jungkook: OF COURSE I KNOW THAT
Jungkook: can we change the subject 🤦
Hoseok: let's go to the bar
Seokjin: but class
Yoongi: after?
Hoseok: yeah why not
Jungkook: I'm not getting drunk
Y: we'll see about that
-
Jimin: holy shit
Seokjin: ikr
Jimin: he's crazy
Seokjin: but he's so cute 🥺🥺
Jimin: never in my life did I think I'd agree but
Jimin: he's so fucking adorable I cant-
Seokjin: yo aren't you with Namjoon 🗿
Jimin: yeah he's reading over my shoulder
Jimin: he smells nice
Seokjin: yeah tae tells me he smells like cucumbers??
Jimin: yeah 🥰
Seokjin: omg did you just see that
Jimin: no?
Namjoon: he was occupied
Seokjin: fuck I do not want to know
Namjoon: what happened?
Seokjin: jk just threw himself at a dude
Seokjin: he looks like he's 30 or something
Jimin: he looks hot ngl
Namjoon: oh I know him he works on campus
Namjoon: his name is seojoon
Hoseok: PARK seojoon??
Jimin: yeah idk him
Seokjin: me either
Hoseok: he's hilarious
Hoseok: I love that guy
Yoongi: hey ☹️🥺
Hoseok: not as much as you baby
Yoongi: ugh let's just go drink
Hoseok: lmao💀💀
Hoseok: see ya guys
Hoseok: I would get jk off him tho, he has a fiancee
Jimin: then why is he here 🗿
Seokjin: idk
Seokjin: should we get jk??
Jimin: nah this is some good entertainment
Seokjin: true
Namjoon: welp taehyung's there now
Seokjin: you think he'll part them?
Jimin: prolly join lets be real
Namjoon: well then
Jimin: y/n is gonna be pissed
Seokjin: no she won't
Seokjin: jk and her are just fuck buddies
Namjoon: it sounds a little tense between them tho
Jimin: yeah they are kind of just strangers outside of sexual stuff
Seokjin: damn
Namjoon: oh well, they can figure it out themselves
Namjoon: it's none of our business
Seokjin: yeh let's just see what tae and jk do
Seokjin: we might have to interfere 💀
-
Taehyung: damn I have a headache
Hoseok: you drank a lot
Y: yeah you and jungkook both did
Taehyung: speaking of him
Taehyung: why tf is he in my bed 🤡
Y: you took him home last night
Y: remember?
Hoseok: clearly he doesn't
Taehyung: look at him tho🥺🥺😫🤠
Hoseok: he's awakEee 😲
Y: idiot 🤢
Taehyung: awe he's so cute he's rubbing his eyes
Taehyung: awe he looks confused
Taehyung: awe he screamed 🤩
Hoseok: wuat-
Y: tae he prolly doesn't remember anything either
Taehyung: awe he's not wearing pants hoLy FUCK IT'S HUGE
Y: wbk
Hoseok: tae cmon help him out
Taehyung: u rite u rite 🤠🤠
-
Taehyung shut his phone off and threw it on the bedside table, turning to smile at the boy who was panicking, looking on the floor for his pants.
When he couldn't find them he noticed Taehyung, big does eyes wide with confusion.
"Where am I?!" He squeaked.
"Well it looks like you're in my bed cutie." Taehyung grinned and Jungkook gulped, shaking his head in denial.
"No no no no. No where the fuck are my pants?!"
"I dunno." Taehyung shrugged.
"WHY AM I HALF NAKED?!"
"I dunno that either."
"What did we do? Did we fuck? Oh god-"
"Does your asshole hurt?"
"Taehyung I'm being serious!" Jungkook wined and Taehyung frowned upon seeing tears swimming in his eyes.
"Hey hey hey." He said, scooting closer. "I got just as hammered as you did, so I don't remember anything either. But seriously, if your ass hurts then you would know I fucked you."
"I-It doesn't..." Jungkook whispered. "Does yours...?"
"Nope."
Jungkook visibly relaxed, through his brows were still drawn together in pain.
"Here." Taehyung mumbled as he got up, finding that he did have pants on. He headed across the room to his joint bathroom and grabbed something for jungkooks headache, handing it to the boy as he sat down on the edge of the bed. "This will help."
"This still doesn't explain why I'm naked."
"Maybe you got hot in the middle of the night?"
"I don't know..." Jungkook said, pouting. Taehyung didn't like to see him like this, and the fact that he couldn't help made his chest squeeze.
"Well Jungkook... I can't remember what happened last night either. All I know is that I left the bar with you."
"Do you think the others would know?"
"Probably not." Taehyung said truthfully. "But be honest... would it be the end of the world if all I did was suck your dick or something?"
"Uhm yes." Jungkook scoffed. Ouch. "That makes me gay. I'm not gay."
"It doesn't make you gay." Taehyung chuckled, rolling his eyes. "It just means we were both drunk and looking for fun."
"But you're a d-dude..."
"So? Do you look at me any differently?"
"Your mouth literally could've been on my dick. So yeah, a little bit."
"We still don't know that. To me, you're still my friend Jungkook. And it wouldn't change if you were straight, gay, bi, or American for fucks sake. If you're queer then be that, it only matters to you."
"Can you just find my pants please." Jungkook groaned, flopping back down on the bed. Taehyung sighed and grabbed a pair of sweats out of his closet, turning around so Jungkook could slip them on. "Let's just pretend you never saw my dick."
"Yeah I don't think I could do that. It's like, forever engraved in my mind." Taehyung said, hearing a light laugh behind him. Good, he was laughing. "To be frank, if you put someone like you in front of drunk me, I'd jump you instantly. It doesn't matter if you're intoxicated or not."
"Someone like me? What's that supposed to mean?"
Taehyung turned around now that he knew Jungkook was situated, seeing the boy with his arms crossed over his muscular chest. Taehyung couldn't help but rake his eyes over him.
"Someone beautiful. Even drunk me can see when someone looks beautiful."
"I'm a guy, Taehyung." Jungkook said, shaking his head softly. "Guys aren't beautiful."
"Says who?"
"Says... I don't know. But everyone knows it."
"Well I think you are. And so is Jimin, and Yoongi and Hobi and Joonie and Jinnie-"
"Because we're your friends."
"One of these days I will get you to see what I mean." Taehyung said, reaching out to rub Jungkook's shoulder. Usually he'd hug or something, because Taehyung liked contact and close proximity, but Jungkook looked distraught as is. So he settled for the simple pat on the back.
"Uh... okay?"
"Let's go. We need to get you back to your dorm before you miss class."