-I'm Cupid's playground chat-
Makki- PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
Mattsun- PUT IT IN
Oikawa- fuck you
Noya- is that an option or an order
Bokuto- kinky
Tanaka- ...
Noya- I KIDDING
Oikawa- wah
Iwaizumi- better be 🔫
Kenma- protectivechan
Terushima- ^ your so cute
Kuroo- that's my line
Bokuto- akaashiiiii
Kenma- he still ignoring you?
Bokuto- he made me sleep on the couch last night
Kuroo- can't relate ✌️
Kenma- 😘
Makki- mood
Mattsun- facts
Oikawa- just
Haijime~
Iwaizumi- yes Tooru
Mad dog- he wants dick
Tendou- ^
Hinata- probably
Oikawa- 😳👀
Iwaizumi- your so weird
Makki- your just now noticing this?
Mattsun- that's what I was gonna say
Bokuto- Keiji~
Tanaka- I love how everyone waited a few minutes
Semi- poor akaashi
Kuroo- hey
I didn't even really see anything
And like..
I've seen you naked before
Akaashi- not the point
I trusted him
Semi- akaashi
Akaashi- no it's not fair...
Semi- ik ik
Mad dog- ^okay but I'd be mad too tho
Oikawa- agreed
Makki- same
Mattsun- ^all the bottoms coming to together
Akaashi-....
Yaku- Mattsun no
Bokuto- akaashi I'm sorry :(
Akaashi- idc
Bokuto- :( please love me
Akaashi- I do love you
Lev- ^heard that one before
Yaku- 😑
Oikawa- fjdnhdhejsje
Kuroo- ^ same 😂
Iwaizumi- omg guys stop
Kenma- ikr
Bokuto- I love you too❤️
Akaashi- okay.
Semi- pfft
Tendou- which one of you is it that says Oki?
Yaku- lev
Lev- me
Hinata- why?
Tendou- it's cute
Lev- pfftt thanks
Semi- 😑
Tendou- wah??!? I just saying he's cute
Terushima- BUT IM THE HOE
Tendou- you are
Terushima- FUCK OFF
Iwaizumi- oikawa do be a hoe
Oikawa- wow :( Iwachan
Iwaizumi- :( all jokes you know I love you
Oikawa- hehehehe! Yay!!
Kageyama- he's lying
Lev- ^
Yaku- 😑
Semi- ^ Yaku is me
Akaashi- ^
Makki- guys lets play a game
Mattsun- what game?
Mad dog- we could play most likely again
Kuroo- ^
Terushima- true or we could play fuck marry kill
Oikawa- no iwachan is always so mean to me in that game
Iwaizumi- I won't be I won't be
Kenma- ^
Kuroo- ...fine
Makki- fuck
Mattsun- marry
Bokuto- kill
Tendou- kinky
Terushima- STOP STEALING MY LINE YOU FUCKING HISOKA OFFBRAND ASSHOLE
Tendou- 😳
Semi- I-
Mad dog- 🥳 go baby
Oikawa- ^wtf mad dog Chan that's so damn cute omg
Kageyama- agreed
Noya- ^
Terushima- hehe a healthy couple supports each other
Even in murder
Mad dog- yes sir
Semi- woah woah woah
Makki- ANYWAY
Mattsun- oikawa fuck marry kill, Kuroo, Bokuto and kenma
Oikawa- fuck Kuroo, marry kenma and kill bokuto
Bokuto- wah...
Akaashi- 😌
Oikawa- don't mess with akaashi 🔫
Bokuto- I SAID I WAS SORRY
Kenma- I don't wanna marry someone with a flat ass
Oikawa- this is why i don't play these games.
Kuroo- we get to fuck?! LETS GOOOOO
Kenma- ....
Iwaizumi- .....me and kenma are gonna fuck
Oikawa- WHAT
Kuroo- HUH
Kenma- okay.
Iwaizumi- 😌
Oikawa- NO! also kenma fuck marry kill, Yaku, lev and akaashi
Kenma- marry akaashi
Akaashi- 💅
Bokuto- 😔
Kuroo- you said that so fast... :(
Kenma- kill Yaku and fuck lev
Lev- noice
Kuroo- no
Yaku- why? 🤨
Lev-do you really have to ask?
Yaku- .....😑 WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Kuroo- lev
Makki- lev
Mattsun- lev
Kageyama- lev
Hinata- leg
Lev- MY NAME IS NOT LEG
Hinata- lev*
Yaku- ugh whatever
Kenma- Terushima, semi, Tendou and Iwaizumi
Terushima- fuck Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi- I called that one
Makki- we all did
Mattsun- honestly though
Mad dog- can I-
Threesome?
Terushima- definitely baby
Um murder Tendou and marry semi
Semi- thanks?
Tendou- WHAT
Terushima- yeah I'd cut you up in tiny pieces
Kenma- I watch a lot of cop shows I could help
Terushima- okay bet
bokuto, ummm. Oikawa, Hinata and kyotani
Bokuto- Hinata is my son
Hinata- so kill me
Kageyama- wtf
Hinata- wah?? If we're married we have to have sex!
Bokuto- bleh😳
Marry Oikawa kill Hinata (sorry son.. :(. )
Also who tf is kyotani
Akaashi- 😑
Kuroo- ofmdkshhes
Makki- um😂
Mattsun- mad dog
Mad dog- me...
Terushima- oh yeah kyotani is mad dog sorry I just don't call him that
Bokuto- right well is fuck you
Mad dog- lit 🔥
Terushima- wah
Bokuto- lev
Kuroo me and kenma
Lev- oh I'm marrying kenma 😌
Killing Kuroo
And I'll fuck you but we're both tops so idk how that'll work
Kenma- why does everyone wanna marry me
Oikawa- cause your little
Lev- ^
Kuroo- ^^
Kenma- oh
Kuroo- ALSO why would you kill me?!?!
Lev- why not?
Bokuto- 😂
Lev- akaashiiiii
Akaashi- ye
Lev- Iwaizumi, suga and Yaku
Akaashi- ew
Iwaizumi- oh thank you
Yaku- exactly
Akaashi- marry suga
Semi- ^who wouldn't
Tendou- also where is he?
Oikawa- him and daichi left the chat forever ago
Iwaizumi- because your annoying
Tanaka- omg that wasn't the reason! 😂
Oikawa- ....
Akaashi- kill Yaku fuck Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi- lets go
Yaku- WHY AM I ALWAYS DYING
Lev- your alive rn aren't you
Yaku- yes..
Lev- okay then your fine
Yaku- ...thats it?
Lev- wym?
I'm being nice
Yaku- Ik.. it's weird
Noya- hOw To AtTrAcT yOuR cRuSh 101 bY Yaku. "it's weird"
Then
Boom sex
Tanaka- ^ my boyfriend ladies and gentlemen
Noya- nice being here
Yaku- shut up
Lev- lolll
Kuroo- we stan noya
Oikawa- facts
Akaashi- Tanaka
Um
Kageyama, makki and terushima
Tanaka- fuck Terushima
Noya- you'd be a bottom for him
Tanaka- fuck no that bitch is a switch I'm topping
Terushima- so demanding
Mad dog - kinky
Terushima- only person aloud to use my phrase ^
Tanaka- kill kageyama and marry makki
Makki- thankkssss
Mattsun- why lmao
Tanaka- idk if I had to spend my life with someone I'd rather do it with someone small and fun
Makki- should I be insulted or..
Mattsun- no sure babe
Tanaka- ight so mattsun
Makki- Oop
Mattsun- here we go
Tanaka- noya, Iwaizumi and Kiyoko
Makki- wait you're manager
Mattsun- marry Kiyoko
She do be pretty
Makki- ig
Mattsun- kill noya
Fuck Iwaizumi
Oikawa- everyone wants to fuck my boyfriend
Iwaizumi- good thing I only want you
Oikawa- awww iwachan~
Bokuto- Keiji
Akaashi- Hmm
Bokuto- you still mad? :(
Akaashi- yes
Bokuto- :(
Makki- tufffff
Mattsun- makkiii
My wittle bottom
Makki- oh great
Mattsun- oikawa
Iwaizumi
And mad dog
Oikawa- fuck you I already know your answer
Makki- marry oikawa
Mattsun- what
Oikawa- WHAT
Iwaizumi- seriously?
Makki- yeah. Kill mad dog fuck Iwaizumi
Mattsun- wait seriously you wanna marry oikawa
Iwaizumi- noted
Oikawa- why
Makki- cause then I can say that I've fucked the power couple of aoba johsai
Mattsun- 😑
Iwaizumi- I-
Oikawa- ndisis
Kenma- and on that note
Kuroo- whos next
Heyyy so
You guys are so nice.
I literally can't
I hit 71k earlier btw!
Also for the third years or couples that have third years I will be doing a Private life's chapter for each of them before I time jump
So basically you get one for
Bokuto and akaaahi
Kuroo and kenma
Makki and mattsun
Semi and Tendou
Oikawa and Iwaizumi
And
Last but not least
Yaku and lev
Yes.
You will get a Yaku and lev chapter.
But.
Actually no I'm not gonna tell you 😝
Ps. Don't worry I will probably add some mad dog and terushima just because I want to.
Don't judge me I literally love those two!