(Texting AU; sequel to Secret)
Hoseok: y'all remember when jk and y/n fucked in jins car a week ago and then namjoon was scared to touch his phone so he bought a new one and while he was doing that jin put y/n in the corner and put jk on the naughty bench 🤠🤠
Taehyung: I wanna go on the naughty bench
Jungkook: im traumatized
Jimin: bitch YOURE truamatized?? I still have nightmares
Y: you're welcome
Jimin: stfu
Yoongi: I still don't get why joon had to buy a new phone?
Namjoon: I am not touching something that has been at most four feet away from jungkooks dick
Seokjin: they fucked in my car
Seokjin: MY CAR
Seokjin: DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IT TOOK TO AIR IT OUT
Hoseok: dis bitch really had his windows down for two days 💀
Yoongi: what if someone stole something
Taehyung: omg I would 🤩
Jimin: why are you like this
Namjoon: don't acknowledge it jiminie
Y: JIMINIE??
Hoseok: WHAAAT
Taehyung:
Jungkook: where tf did you get that
Seokjin: I cannot stand y'all anymore
Yoongi: same Jin 😔
Namjoon: what's wrong with jiminie?
Taehyung: oh idk maybe the fact that he's madly in love with you and we've secretly been shipping y'all in a separate gc and now we know there is PROGRESS👏👏
Taehyung: HOES WE HAVE PROGRESS DO YOU SEE
Jimin: you've been doing what
Seokjin: :)
Yoongi: did he really just-
Y: wow okay im embarrassed for him
Jungkook: 🤡🤡🤡
Hoseok: so let's pretend I have no idea what this other gc is
Yoongi: yeah me too
Jimin: someone explain 🥰
Taehyung: shit I messed up didn't I 🤠
Seokjin: wow what gave you that idea?
Namjoon: uhhhh welp I have to finish an essay so...
Yoongi: oh yeah hobi and I can come over and help since we've yet to finish ours too
Hoseok: rip 💀
Jungkook: omg what's been holding you back 🤔
Y: yeah guys you've had plenty of time to finish them
Hoseok: you two are literally the LAST people on earth to tease us
Taehyung: haha the last
Taehyung: get it?
Jimin: ...
Taehyung: cuz agust d
Seokjin: ......
Taehyung: 🤠🤠😔🤠
Yoongi: okay I'm confused so yeah bye
Hoseok: joon make some snacks
Namjoon: yeah taehyung is gonna bring back mcdonalds
Taehyung: i am?
Seokjin: 🤦
Y: this is why you don't let him leave the dorm alone
Jungkook: oh I was with him
Jimin: WAS??
Jungkook: yeah I left cuz he tried to steal the straws from strangers drinks
Jungkook: and I didn't want to be seen with that in public so I bounced 💀
Y: understandable
Seokjin: yeah I'd leave too
Taehyung: hey I'm just living life to the fullest and y'all are being lame
Taehyung: you wish you were on this level
Jimin: you literally almost got arrested two days ago
Taehyung: that old lady was being a bitch!
Y: since when did I become an old lady
Taehyung: since your tits got saggy 👁️👄👁️
Jungkook: they are actually very perky and perfect thank you very much
Y: i-
Seokjin: this is where I leave
Jimin: same 🤢 the hetero energy is giving me a headache
Taehyung: well no one has bigger tiddies than joon
Jimin: tf
Jungkook: I thought you were leaving 😏
Y: he saw joon and tiddies in the same sentence and naruto ran here I swear
Jimin: sigh
Taehyung: I'm just saying
Taehyung: there's so tHicK ugh 😫
Taehyung: joons tiddies are like the middle spoon
Y: you two spoon??
Jungkook: that's gay
Jimin: you're gay
Jungkook: 🤡
Y: he's rite kook ✊😔
Jungkook: my dick has been inside you??
Y: that's just what the government makes you believe 😔😔😔
Taehyung: joon and I spoon all the time. He sleeps terribly sometimes so I jump in his bed and we cuddle and his tiddies are like comfy pillows and he smells like cucumber shampoo so it's really nice 🤠🤠
Jimin: this is the ONLY time I'm gonna say this but I'm jealous
Seokjin: same
Y: ew go back to wherever you were
Seokjin: bitch watch it
Seokjin: I'll put you on the naughty bench
Y: I ain't scared
Jungkook: y/n run
Jungkook: fucking RUN
Taehyung: I willingly sit there
Taehyung: it's great I love feeling like a disappointment 🤩🤩
Y: ...
Jimin: tae sweetie, Jin doesn't really neglect you that much does he?
Seokjin: He threw goldfish in the blender and started singing baby shark
Seokjin: without the lid
Jungkook: that's ruff man 💀
Y: 😬
Seokjin: fucking orange dust EVERYWHERE
Taehyung: I got spanked for that one 👁️👄👁️
Jimin: we-
Seokjin: no you didn't??
Y: cuteee
Jungkook: tf
Namjoon: tae do you have our Micky D's yet
Taehyung: yeah come get your d
Taehyung: just kidding jimin has it
Jimin: I literally did nothing to deserve this
Namjoon: jiminie bear just ignore him
Seokjin: JIMINIE BEAR??
Y: seriously bro-
Jungkook: there's more to it??
Jimin: I'm murdering you all 🥰🥰
Yoongi: come on I'm hungry 😠
Hoseok: I'm right here-
Yoongi: no not that kind, that's dessert
Jimin: OKAU GOODNYE
Taehyung: simp 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Y: well then
Y: if they get d then where's mine
Jungkook: ugh no
Y: bitch
Jungkook: 😒
Y: coconut headass
Jungkook: that's the best you could come up with?
Y: bottom 👁️👄👁️
Jungkook: fine
Y: easy 💅
Taehyung: I think I ordered 500 nugs
Taehyung: thank god I stole jins credit card
Seokjin: you did WHAT
Jimin: 😬
Namjoon: don't forget barbecue sauce😇
Yoongi: and sweet and sour🥺🥺🥺
Hoseok: and sprite
Y: ooo jin looks like you're not gonna have enough money to buy more sour patch kids
Seokjin: fuck you
Jungkook: sorry I already am
Hoseok: 💀💀💀
Jimin: on second thought I think I'll just head to bed early...
Seokjin: 😔
Seokjin: jimin maybe we should just try cuddling like tae and joon
Jimin: ugh jinnie you're the best roommate
Jimin: wanna be little spoon?
Seokjin: ofc
Jimin: 🥺
Yoongi: bromance?
Hoseok: bromance.
Taehyung: can someone open the door 🤠
Namjoon: sorry we're busy studying still
Taehyung: do you want the nugs or not
Yoongi: ...
Hoseok: fine
Hoseok: Namjoon will go help
Namjoon: uh okay I guess 🗿
-
Taehyung: my tummy is full of nugs :(
Taehyung: and I'm sad
Jimin: I thought you liked chicken nuggets??
Taehyung: I do
Taehyung: but I'm sad cuz I'm lonely 😭
Taehyung: jk and y/n are prolly still fucking, so that means I can't watch teen titans go with them
Seokjin: jk is such a hoe for beast boy
Jimin: and he said he wasn't gay 🤡
Taehyung: you two are cuddling
Jimin: yup
Seokjin: jimin is kinda squishy ngl
Jimin: wut-
Taehyung: hobi and yoon studied too hard so now they're napping on the couch
Jimin: and Namjoon?
Taehyung: don't chu worry boo he's fine 😉😉
Jimin: well then
Jimin: gn
Seokjin: toodles
Taehyung: well fine then 😤
Taehyung: I'll just go drool over minho
Taehyung: sigh
(Check out the prologue to my new mystery book! I'll start updating it as soon as I make the banners for each character which will be hard since I have no graphic design skills at all but yEah. And while you're checking out my account go read my mafia fic :)))) and stay away from spa haha lol okay have a good day/night!❤️❤️
Edit: they're no banners I'm lazy but the prologue is out lmao)