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By hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka🥰
Fights
Filler mainly
🤷‍♀️🥰
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +Mattsun IRL
Noya🥰
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawa❤️
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Reno❤️❤️
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks👍
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 😂
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
👉~Woohoo~ 👈
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats 🍩
Priv chats 🍕
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats ☀️
Private chats 💅
Meme battle
✌️🔫
113!!!
🔞❤️
Pride🏳️‍🌈🥳
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK ✌️
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad😳
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance 🍑
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops🍆
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chats✨🧚‍♀️
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus 😌
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats 😅
😐not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats 👁👄👁
Eat My Ass✨
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words 👀
✨Power Bottoms✨
Night✌️
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff 💥
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats 😩
Theater Sex 😅
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 😭
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
✨MastuHana Is On Crack ✨
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo💥
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats 🥨
Dont ask🧎🏌️‍♂️
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

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-In Cupid's playground chat-

Oikawa- GUYS-

Makki- WHAT

Mattsun- wassup cap

Kenma- ...what do you want

Oikawa- DONT BE MEAN TO ME. I- Oikawa Tooru who loves milk bread and iwachan - have a fantastic idea

Iwaizumi- marry me

Oikawa- already planning on it

Kuroo- I- ...get on with your idea oikawa Tooru

Bokuto- who loves milk bread

Akaashi- and iwachan

Kenma- you can forget iwachan

Oikawa- DONT CALL HIM THAT

Iwaizumi- so protective

Tanaka- ikr😂

Noya- you like it

Kuroo- oh he def does

Iwaizumi- course I do

Oikawa- odksjakakskd ah.

Kenma- ^same

Makki- 😂

Mattsun- so what's your idea

Oikawa- oh! Okay so you know how a lot of us are 3rd years but all from different schools
Well my mom is throwing a graduation party for me iwachan makki and Mattsun
What if like-
Everyone comes

Kuroo- and it's one big graduation party? 👀

Oikawa- exactly! And everyone in this chat is invited

Mad dog- gotta support my teammates of course

Terushima- and I will be there to make out with my boyfriend ✌️

Oikawa- ........just don't do it in my room

Mad dog- Oop

Makki- it literally smells like Iwaizumi in there dude

Mattsun- FR

Oikawa- ......

Makki- no I'm straight up serious

Mattsun- literally I didn't think Iwaizumi had a defining smell but

Makki- oh that man does

Kuroo- 😂 my room and clothes smell like kenma.
I like it ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Kenma- ❤️ I wish I could smell like you

Tanaka- ...this convo is kinda weird

Noya- yeah but it's cute

Tanaka- like someone else I know

Noya- heheee me!!!!

Tanaka- yes sir

Bokuto- y'all ever imagine that your bottom was a girl

Iwaizumi- if oikawa was a girl he'd be pregnant

Bokuto- so would akaashi
That's why I'm as thinking about it

Akaashi- WE CAN HAVE A BABY AFTER HIGHSCHOOL
STUPIDDDDD

Bokuto- :(

Akaashi- plus... you got college to focus on..

Bokuto- id rather start a family with you 😡

Kenma- can y'all move out before you get a baby frfr

Kuroo- ah! KENMA

Kenma- wah... we have a baby.. I don't wanna other one..

Kuroo- :( Twix is our baby

Kenma- yes😌

Oikawa- ......
Iwachan

Iwaizumi- no

Oikawa- BUT IWACHAN

Iwaizumi- I said no

Makki- 😂 omg this is gold

Mattsun- i SaId nO

Makki- iWaChAn

Mattsun- dOnT cAlL hIm ThAt!!!!

Iwaizumi- dont call me that

Oikawa- ...

Tanaka- I- 😂

Noya- you know what- fucking mood

Tanaka- very

Terushima- GUYS I haven't had sex in a week

Kuroo- no one cares about your sex problems

Mad dog- actually it's been a week and 4 days

Terushima- my dick hurts

Lev- ... you might wanna get that checked out

Tendou- that's what I was gonna say

Terushima- ahhhhhhhhhh

Semi- good suffer

Mad dog- ...bitch back off my manz

semi- bitch I don't want your fucking manz

Terushima- ay back off

Tendou- you back off

Mad dog- whore

Semi- excuse me?

Oikawa- guys..

Tanaka- uh...
let's not fight
Like in this chat

Iwaizumi- that would be smart

Kuroo- I'm kinda into it

Kenma- do you wanna sleep on the couch

Kuroo- NO! I sorry I love you❤️

Kenma- mhm you better ❤️❤️

Akaashi- it's okay Kuroo if he kicks you out you can bunk with us ❤️

Bokuto- ......❤️AKAASHI. I love him but I'm not sharing you

Kuroo- ah... YOU WOULDNT SHARE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND

Bokuto- WOULD YOU SHARE KENMA WITH ME?

Kuroo- oh good point

Akaashi- ....I...

Kenma- I don't think he meant it that way

Akaashi- I didn't

Oikawa- 😂😂

Iwaizumi 😑

Tanaka- ^

Makki- well than

Mattsun- if you can share your boyfriend then you don't love them enough

Oikawa- big facts mastuchan

Makki- ......

Mattsun- and so the list grows

Iwaizumi- 😂

Oikawa- oh fuck all of you

Kuroo- I can't

Kenma- yeah he's to busy fucking me ✌️

Akaashi- ......

Iwaizumi- 😑

Makki- 😐

Mattsun- oh to see without my eyes

Bokuto- my friends getting someeeee that's wasupppp

Terushima- mbn

Mad dog- oh shush

Terushima- :((((((

Tendou- Teru

Terushima- ...what

Tendou- respond to my text asshole

Terushima- okay okay

Semi- .....

Mad dog- .......

Semi- Tendou

Tendou- yes handsome

Semi- come here

Tendou- what

Semi- come over rn

Tendou- why...

Semi- cause I'mma fuck some sense into you until you start behaving and be a good fucking bottom.
Rn your just bratty

Oikawa- ngl
That sounds hot

Kuroo- as fuck bro

Iwaizumi- ....

Tendou- o-okay! Yes sir

Terushima- lmao

Mad dog- Teru

Terushima- yes

Mad dog- you wanna come over for dinner tn

Terushima- are you dinner ;)

Mad dog- ......nvm forget it

Terushima- AH I MEANT YES. Of course I do.

Makki- I have dinner with my manz everynight ✌️

Mattsun- yessir baby

Tanaka- dude same

Noya- he eats dinner than he eats me 🔞😘

Kuroo- .... Tanaka

Bokuto- damn naka

Tanaka- I-

Noya- 😘

Tanaka- it- see-

Kuroo- Tanaka is getting LAID

Tendou- I'm bouts get laid

Semi- your a bottom shut up and drive

Oikawa- okay Rihanna

Semi- what

Mad dog- Rihanna

Oikawa- the... the song... it's... you know what NVM

Iwaizumi- Aww poor baby

Kuroo- more like poor dumbass

Oikawa- HOW AM I THE DUMBASS YALL ARE THE ONES THAT DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE

Hinata- wait what joke

Kenma- wtf where you been?

Hinata- cuddling.

Kenma- ah makes sense

Makki- how much you wanna bet iwa is calming down oikawa in the Private chat rn

Mattsun- ikr he's on his man period

Oikawa- OH FUCK YOU GUYS

Makki- OH RIGHT BACK AT YA CAP

Mattsun- ...I-

Iwaizumi- oikawa Tooru. If you don't get your ass back in our priv chats inn throw a rock through your window

Kuroo- I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't throw rocks at me

Kenma- I'm bout to start if you don't hurry up in the shower

Kuroo- IM SORRY

Kenma- I gotta take a shower.. :(

Kuroo- just join me

Bokuto- akaashi

Akaashi- yes bokuto-San

Bokuto- should I walk in on them like Kuroo walked in on us

Akaashi- yes bokuto-San

Bokuto- hehe 😝😌

Kuroo- ...........next time imma record it

Akaashi- OKAY THATS IT IM COMING IN

Kenma- NO



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This chapter is rushed because I already have next chapter finished. ✌️

I wrote it last night whilst crying.

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