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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... Mais

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka🥰
Fights
Filler mainly
🤷‍♀️🥰
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +Mattsun IRL
Noya🥰
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawa❤️
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Reno❤️❤️
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks👍
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 😂
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
👉~Woohoo~ 👈
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats 🍩
Priv chats 🍕
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats ☀️
Private chats 💅
Meme battle
✌️🔫
113!!!
🔞❤️
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK ✌️
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad😳
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance 🍑
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops🍆
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chats✨🧚‍♀️
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus 😌
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats 😅
😐not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats 👁👄👁
Eat My Ass✨
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words 👀
✨Power Bottoms✨
Night✌️
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff 💥
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats 😩
Theater Sex 😅
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 😭
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
✨MastuHana Is On Crack ✨
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo💥
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats 🥨
Dont ask🧎🏌️‍♂️
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Pride🏳️‍🌈🥳

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I woke up to so many supportive comments and I started crying- I'm emotional today but like you guys are so nice omg 🥺🥺❤️❤️

-In Cupid's playground chat-

Oikawa- y'all ever participated in pride month

Terushima- I got my nipple pierced for pride month last year

Tendou- YOU HAVE A NIPPLE- WHATTTT

Terushima- mhm

Tendou- AH! You never told me

Terushima- we weren't together

Oikawa- does it feel weird when mad dog bites it

Terushima- naww Kyo makes it feel good

Mad dog- 🥰

Tendou- ...........IM GETTING A PIERCING

Iwaizumi- don't get your dick pierced

Makki- 😂😂😂

Mattsun- I heard it hurts like a bitchhhh

Iwaizumi- it does

Oikawa- 😂 he cried

Iwaizumi- FUCK YOU I did not cry

Kenma- ew omg

Kuroo- I was going to but kenma talked me out of it

Bokuto- same with kashi

Akaashi- ....BECAUSE I don't wanna deal with your whiny ass

Bokuto- :( Keiji

Akaashi- I love you but your whiny and you have no type of pain tolerance

Kuroo- 😂

Kageyama- wait you actually got your dick pierced

Iwaizumi- the world may never know ;)

Oikawa- don't do that

Hinata- ^ don't do that

Kageyama- don't fucking wink at me

Oikawa- ^

Hinata- ^

Makki- Oop-

Mattsun- 😂 um so

Oikawa- wah

Tanaka- bro- my sister has her gf over rn

Oikawa- YOUR SISTER HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Noya- yes she does but-

Tanaka- I- um-

Noya- should we leave 😳

Tanaka- idk does she leave when we are at it?

Noya- idk 😳

Tanaka- ugh oof

Oikawa- lmao😂😂 girls are loud

Iwaizumi- wtf how would you know?

Oikawa- um-

Yaku- girl on girl porn

Oikawa- ^

Iwaizumi- ......

Oikawa- wahhhhh it's really interesting

Yaku- and intense

Tendou- okay but fax

Mad dog- leave

Terushima- I've had to watch porn lately because SOMEONE put me in the dog house

Mad dog- because SOMEONE kept secrets

Terushima- SOMEONE never asked :(

Mad dog- well still

Tendou- poor Teru :(

Terushima- kyo~

Mad dog- no

Terushima- well :(

Mad dog- you can watch me masturbate

Terushima- SOLD

Iwaizumi- dats hot^

Kageyama- fax

Oikawa- shut up

Hinata- honestly

Kenma- why- Hinata and Kageyama are just iwa ans oikawa recreated

Kuroo- okay but facts

Tendou- hUh

Bokuto- wait your on to something

Akaashi- ^

Iwaizumi- no but I'm guys- can I just

Kuroo- eh-
-Kuroo has saved one photo from Iwaizumi-
-terushima has saved one photo from Iwaizumi-

Kenma- he looks so comfy

Oikawa- I was ❤️❤️

Iwaizumi- it's my hoodie-

Akaashi- bokutos hoodies look like dresses on kenma

Kenma- facts

Kuroo- it's cute tho

Bokuto- akaashi looks cuter in my hoodies

Kuroo- pfft well kenma looks cuter in mine so ✌️

Bokuto- akaashi is cuter. 🥰✌️

Kuroo- you wish

Akaashi- ....

Kenma- akaashi is cuter hands down

Kuroo- KENMA

Kenma- what I've already told you this.

Akaashi- 😘✌️

Tanaka- lets talk about something else

Noya- suck of angering in this chat

Yaku- fax

Oikawa- okay which means iwachan can't be mean to me

Terushima- if you don't want him me and kyo do

Mad dog- 😡 you just put yourself in the dog house for much longer

Terushima- nuuuuu 🥺🥺🥺

Iwaizumi- imagine 😂 I could never

Oikawa- Oop

Kenma- I wanna gay pride flag

Terushima- ooo I have one

Oikawa- wah really

Tanaka- bro same I want one so bad

Noya- where did you get it?

Makki- I had one folded in my dresser of my old room but my mom probably trashed my room by now

Mattsun- ❤️I'm sorry baby

Terushima- my aunt bought it for me. It's hanging on my ceiling above my bed

Mad dog- yeah it's interesting to stare at

Kageyama- is that what you look at when he's fucking your brains out

Terushima- KAGEYAMA

Hinata- 😳

Kageyama- I'm sorrry but I'm really not

Mad dog- idk I rarely go to his house

Terushima- uhhhh yeah

Mad dog- he's usually at mine

Noya- oof I live with my man❤️

Kenma- same

Akaashi- ^^

Makki- sameeeeeee

Mattsun- ❤️❤️

Tanaka- woooo

Oikawa- honestly that's not fair
Iwachan~... :(
Come live with me 👉👈

Iwaizumi- Tooru you know I can't do that

Oikawa- so meannn iwachan

Kuroo- ha ha noob

Kenma- says KUROO of all people

Kuroo- WOWWWW

Kenma- ❤️

Bokuto- I love how he comes for your life 24/7

Akaashi- but is actually a simp for you

Bokuto- right right

Akaashi- I only come for your life sometimes babe❤️

Bokuto- Ik I appreciate that handsome

Kuroo- stfuuuu

Mad dog- sappy shit

Kenma- they only being sappy because they had sex earlier

Akaashi- 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Kenma- KIDDING I LIED
IT WAS A LIE
A LIE
A FUCKING LIE
I LOVE YOU AKAASHI

Akaashi- 😊mhm

Kuroo- I-

Bokuto- don't do it bro

Kuroo- your man is scary bro

Iwaizumi- that's big momma #2 of course he is
He's the backup that suga calls for
Then it's me

Hinata- too 3 mom right there

Tendou- which one is mom from shi-

Oikawa- stfu Tendou I see your ass typing
No one cares about your school

Tendou- damn I- okay-

Oikawa- 😊

Tendou- asshole

Iwaizumi- what.

Akaashi- haha did you just disrespect one of the other moms boyfriend
I may not like his flatass because he almost one ups me in being pretty
Too bad I'm too natural
But
DONT BE DISRESPECTFUL TO IWA BABY! 🔫

Tendou- wtf this dude scares me

Oikawa- HEY I AM NATURAL. I just do my hair every morning. And SOMETIMES put on eyeliner
But that's cause the girls like it ;)

Iwaizumi- do you want to get smacked

Oikawa- NO iwachan I'm sorry! 😳

Iwaizumi- mhm.

Terushima- do oikawa

Oikawa- wasupppp

Terushima- youve never slept with a girl

Oikawa- naw dawg
Nasty

Mad dog- it's okay ig

Makki- eww I could never

Mattsun- it was ight but like she was pretty loose so-

Makki- omg

Mattsun- what im not gonna lie- that girl been around

Oikawa- ewwwww nastyyyy

Terushima- kyo :( I sad you have sex with girls

Mad dog- I literally bottom for you if you don't stfu

Tendou- I've had sex with tons of girls

Terushima- oh we know

Tendou- :(

Mad dog- aren't you a fucking bottom

Tendou- ArEnT yOu A fUcKiNg BoTtOm

Mad dog- Teru- I'm thiiissss close to finding out where he lives and kicking his ass

Terushima- kyo no. Your dad will be pissed

Mad dog- idgaf

Terushima- well I do. So stop it.

Mad dog- ....

Terushima- enough

Mad dog- don't take his side

Oikawa- he never took his side tho

Iwaizumi- OIKAWA stfu

Oikawa- IWAIZUMI okay.

Iwaizumi- :(

Terushima- I'm not kyo

Mad dog- okay

Terushima- ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tendou- in my defense

Oikawa- omg I figured out why mad dog and Tendou fight so much

Kuroo- because Tendou is Teru Ex?

Kenma- because Tendou wants Teru back?

Akaashi- because Tendou hurt Teru in the past?

Bokuto- because they use to fuck?

Tendou- I wish

Terushima- I NEVER HAD SEX WITH HIM

Bokuto- okay okay

Oikawa- naw cause they are exactly alike. Teru you have a type

Terushima- wtf kyo is nothing like hisoka

Tendou- STOP CALLING ME THAT

Mad dog- how tf are we alike

Oikawa- you both like to get in the middle of already perfect relationships

Yaku- PFTTT

Lev- omg😂 oikawa no

Iwaizumi- shade was thrown

Mad dog- that was before I fell in love with Terushima

Terushima- fjksodydhwksjdhf my heart

Tendou- .....

Oikawa- still.

Makki- so in conclusion

Mattsun- mad dog and Teru are perfect for each other

Makki- so.

Mattsun- back

Kuroo- tf

Kenma- off

Akaashi- you triflin

Bokuto- ass

Mad dog- ho

Tendou- ......this chat scares me sometimes

Oikawa- mhm.

Happy pride month🏳️‍🌈

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