-In Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- y'all ever wish you was a women so you could give your man a baby
But then you remember that if you were a women they wouldn't want you
Because your man is gay ASF
Iwaizumi- I don't want you anyways so it really doesn't matter
Makki- 😂😂😂😂
Mattsun- *depressed Oikawa noises*
Oikawa- I'm moving in with the aliens
Iwaizumi- bye baby send me a card
Oikawa- :(
Iwaizumi- what you set yourself up for it
Oikawa- you could say you wanna come with me but OKAY Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi- .....
Terushima- ooooooooooo
Tanaka- HE SAID YOUR NAMEEEEE
Noya- he didn't use your nickname
Kuroo- oooooooo someone's in trouble
Iwaizumi- stfu he's just being stupid
Oikawa- ✌️🥳
Iwaizumi- your not funny
Tanaka- hehe
Noya- omg iwa getting kinda mad guess you do like being called iwachan
Oikawa- iwachan is something only I can say so stfu🔫
Bokuto- Oop
Noya- okay okay
Iwaizumi- :)
Oikawa- my iwachan
Iwaizumi- my Tooru
Tanaka- yeah those two are getting married first
Kageyama- obviously
Akaashi- this was already settled
Terushima-I wanna get married
Mad dog- tough
Terushima- :(...
Tanaka- Aww what happened
Kuroo- wait weren't y'all JUST fine like a day ago
Terushima- ugh yeahhh
Mad dog- wanna tell them or should I
Noya- wait! Did y'all break up
Mad dog- no.
Kuroo- damn that was a fast reply
Oikawa- ikr! I barely read noyas question
Mad dog- shut up
Terushima- he's punishing me :(
Mad dog- ...
Makki- don't say it
Mattsun- I'mma day it
Makki- dont
Mattsun- you cant stop me
Makki- please
Mattsun- nope
Makki- omg
Mattsun- kInKy
Mad dog- ah no
Terushima- I wish
Iwaizumi- how is he punishing you then lol?
Mad dog- he lied to me
Terushima- I didn't lie to you... you never asked.. don't make it sound like I'm a bad boyfriend... :( I've never lied to you
Mad dog- your not a bad boyfriend.
Iwaizumi- so confused
Oikawa- me too iwachan
Tanaka- welp
Terushima- he put me in the dog house
Makki- the... hUh
Mattsun- omg makki your stupid
Makki- HOW
Mattsun- because
Akaashi- means he won't have sex with him
Bokuto- never put me in the dog house akaashi :(
Oikawa- iwachan I should do that
Iwaizumi- your horny 24/7 good luck
Oikawa- IM GONNA GO FUCK AN ALIEN
Iwaizumi- you have fun with that
Makki- omg oikawa no
Mattsun- wtf
Bokuto- I'm getting a baby
Kuroo- oh yeah about that
Tanaka- wait what
Noya- ah- this- this ain't no alpha*omega au so Um
Bokuto- surrogate
Akaashi- NOT RN
Kuroo- wait fr?
Akaashi- yes omg
Kuroo- OHHH
Kenma- I got a kitty
His name is Twix
He's cuter than Kuroo
Kuroo- he is
Kenma- 🔫 don't say that bout yourself you the cutest thing alive shut up
Kuroo- ah-
Terushima- aggressive boyfriends=cute boyfriends
Oikawa- true
Hinata- facts
Iwaizumi- oikawa shut up I'm not aggressive
Kageyama- I'm not fucking aggressive
Makki- ....
Mattsun- ...wow
Tanaka- pffffttt
Noya- think uh- somebodies need to check they attitude cause
Tanaka- facts big boi facts
Oikawa- bog bii
Tanaka- what
Oikawa- idk I got bored :/
Iwaizumi- WERE LITERALLY SEXTING BUT YOUR BORED WOW OKAY
oikawa- iwachannnnn I wasn't- NO I WAS KIDDING I meant in this chat- :( I'm not bored in our chat:(
Mad dog- Teru~ wanna sext
Terushima- for one that was hot for two were laying in the same bed and for three, are you gonna take me out of the dog house if I do?
Mad dog- nope
Tanaka- *angry and horny Terushima noises*
Yaku- I'm angry
Lev- why
Yaku - idk really...
Lev- it's oki wanna talk about it
Yaku- ...dm
Lev- oki
Tanaka- I love how everyone stop texting to let them have their moment
Noya- bro facts
Kuroo- they haven't talked in forever I-
Kenma- lev was crying about him in practice yesterday but over it pretty quickly
Kuroo- yeah well Yaku still stalks lev in the dressing rooms and shower
Kenma- you stalk me in those rooms too
Oikawa- mood
Iwaizumi- oikawa
Oikawa- Haijime
Terushima- his dick just said ☀️good afternoon world I'm here to pound my boyfriends flat ass
Iwaizumi- shut up
Kageyama- milk is good for everyone 🥳
Tanaka- are you talking about a different kind of milk
Noya- I think he is
Kageyama- yes
Hinata- no
Kageyama- YES
Oikawa- iwachan
Iwaizumi- Tooru
Oikawa- answer meeee
Iwaizumi- oh loll
Mad dog- sometimes I fear for those two safety
Terushima- why
Makki- okay but same
Mattsun- I fear for their future kids
Makki- same same
Mad dog- cause they just- CAUSE ITS OIKAWA he do be doing some dumb shit
Iwaizumi- I'm dumb shit
Oikawa- and I'm doing dumb shit so ✌️
Tanaka- I FUCKING LOVE THAT
Kuroo- okay but mood
Bokuto- same
Kuroo- half of this chat is us being teenage girls and saying mood or same
Akaashi- mood
Kenma- same
Makki- we could send memes
Mattsun- I'll challenge anyone to a meme battle
Bokuto- nO
Kenma- id win
Makki- what you wish
Mattsun- how
Kenma- cause I have pictures of Kuroo in my phone
Makki- I-
Mattsun- and I have pictures of makki
Kenma- oh and bokuto
Mattsun- I have oikawa
Kenma- 😡
Mattsun- 😡
Kenma- oh your on bitch
Mattsun- hehehe let's go
Kuroo- .....
Makki- omg... kenma you better watch out
Bokuto-bitch
Kuroo- you
Akaashi- better
Bokuto- watch
Kuroo- out
Akaashi- for
Bokuto- our
Kuroo- my* man
Akaashi- because
Bokuto- he
Kuroo- kicks
Akaashi- Major
Bokuto- fucking
Kuroo- ass
Akaashi- and scene
Makki- .....I'm scared now