Haikyuu text

By hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka🥰
Fights
Filler mainly
🤷‍♀️🥰
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +Mattsun IRL
Noya🥰
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawa❤️
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Reno❤️❤️
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks👍
Removed
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 😂
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
👉~Woohoo~ 👈
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats 🍩
Priv chats 🍕
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats ☀️
Private chats 💅
Meme battle
✌️🔫
113!!!
🔞❤️
Pride🏳️‍🌈🥳
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK ✌️
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad😳
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance 🍑
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops🍆
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chats✨🧚‍♀️
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus 😌
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats 😅
😐not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats 👁👄👁
Eat My Ass✨
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words 👀
✨Power Bottoms✨
Night✌️
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff 💥
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats 😩
Theater Sex 😅
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 😭
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
✨MastuHana Is On Crack ✨
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo💥
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats 🥨
Dont ask🧎🏌️‍♂️
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Kuroken day

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By hornychan

*me not knowing it was kuroken day till literally an hour ago*

-Kuroo and kenma private chat-

Kuroo- hey

Kenma- yes?

Kuroo- :( why you always text me as if I'm annoying

Kenma- wellll cause you are annoying

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- babe

Kuroo- yes!

Kenma- your annoying

Kuroo- :(...

Kenma- you're sometimes cutely annoying

Kuroo- I ammmmm

Kenma- SOMETIMES

Kuroo- awwww my little pudding cup

Kenma- stop calling me thattttt

Kuroo- nuuuuu

Kenma- I don't like it

Kuroo- well I do. Little pudding~

Kenma- why are you texting me? Aren't you at work?

Kuroo- well... yeah but today is special

Kenma- ...with you everyday is special

Kuroo- awww kenma!

Kenma- special ed*

Kuroo- Aww..kenma.... :(

Kenma- fine, what is today?

Kuroo- you really don't know?

Kenma- I really don't know

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- I've been playing animal crossing all day

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- Kuroo stopppp

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- I'm sorryyyy

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- omg babe stoppp

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- ...stop.. please..

Kuroo- ... :(

Kenma- Baby..

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- please tell me

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- 👉👈... please... Tetsurou

Kuroo- ahhhhhhh! KENMA YOUR SO CUTE

Kenma- :)

Kuroo- it's our 6 month anniversary

Kenma- wah

Kuroo- yeah!!

Kenma- oh

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- no I just thought it was something different don't be sad

Kuroo- but you don't car :(

Kenma- I do care. I've just never been in a relationship.

Kuroo- well! Then I'mma teach you everything you need to know

Kenma- ...Kuroo that's stupid

Kuroo- Aww..:(

Kenma- ...where do you want to eat tonight?

Kuroo- wah?! We can go on a date?!?!?!!

Kenma- well... yeah

Kuroo- like in public!

Kenma- mhmm

Kuroo- and I can hold your hand!!!

Kenma- I mean... yeah?

Kuroo- AND I CAN KISS YOU?!

Kenma- omg Kuroo

Kuroo- can I can I can I!!

Kenma- ..yes..

Kuroo- YAY! omg!

Kenma- your so stupid...

Kuroo- ahhhh!!! I love you so muchhhh

Kenma- shut up stupid...

Kuroo- kenma~ let me pick you up?

Kenma- well duh. Also, we live together stupid. Don't you have to come home to change?

Kuroo- :( oh yeah...

Kenma- oh shush...

Kuroo- but I wanted to be romantic and pick you up... :(

Kenma- stoppp

Kuroo- no I'm sad again

Kenma- ah... kurooooo

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- ....how about you come home and we take a shower together before we get ready..

Kuroo- ahhh! Seriously!!!

Kenma- of course

Kuroo- ❤️❤️❤️

Kenma- stupid...

Kuroo- can I touch you~

Kenma- ah! What kinda dirty stupid thing is that! Don't say thatttt. Stupid...

Kuroo- plz~

Kenma- NO!

Kuroo- awww why not kenma~

Kenma- WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE '~' YOU ARE NOT OIKAWA

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- ....you don't have to ask..

Kuroo- wah?

Kenma- to touch me...

Kuroo- 👀👀👀😳

Kenma- what?

Kuroo- I got a boner at work because of you

Kenma- .....thats... stop texting me

Kuroo- what?! But how am I supposed to take care of it!! Help me!

Kenma- what? Ew gross! Help yourself

Kuroo- come onnn kenma~

Kenma- no

Kuroo- I'm in the bathroom rn

Kenma- your gross

Kuroo- oh come onnn

Kenma- no

Kuroo- babyyy~

Kenma- omg Kuroo no...

Kuroo- why not? No one will hear me

Kenma- Kuroo stoppp

Kuroo- Baby... I want you so bad rn

Kenma- omg Kuroo I'm not sexting you.

Kuroo- come on baby

Kenma- go away

Kuroo- I like it when you resist

Kenma- ...your nasty...

Kuroo- Aww you like it

Kenma- ..ah.. I DO NOT!

Kuroo- oh really?

Kenma- ....yes...

Kuroo- your such a bad little liar

Kenma- shut up...

Kuroo- pudding cup~

Kenma- .....

Kuroo- kenmaaaaa

Kenma- I'm going to take a nap... your gross

Kuroo- wah?? :(

Kenma- ...

Kuroo- really? :(

Kenma- goodnight

Kuroo- waiittttr

Kenma- what?...

Kuroo- the least you could do is send me a picture of you

Kenma- WHAT?

Kuroo- NOT A NUDE! I mean.. that would like.. I mean..

Kenma- IM NO SENDING YOU A NUDE

Kuroo- okay okay... what about a selfie

Kenma- why?

Kuroo- cause your hot

Kenma- ...I'm not even wearing anything special rn.

Kuroo- that's okay. Idc. Your hot either way

Kenma- no

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- goodnight

Kuroo- aw.. :(
I'm big sad now..
kenma..
👉👈

Kenma-


Kuroo- AHHHH

-Kuroo saved a picture from kenma-

Kenma- really...

Kuroo- Aww was it that hard? Your even smiling

Kenma- well I wasn't gonna take a picture where I don't smile...

Kuroo- your so cute

Kenma- shut up...

Kuroo- I love youuu

Kenma- yeah you better

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- ...I love you too❤️




Kinda shorter chapter but!!! Hehe! Needed a kuroken chat for there day or whatever loll

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