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By hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka๐Ÿฅฐ
Fights
Filler mainly
๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +๏ฟผMattsun IRL
Noya๐Ÿฅฐ
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawaโค๏ธ
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Renoโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks๐Ÿ‘
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
๐Ÿ‘‰~Woohoo~ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats ๐Ÿฉ
Priv chats ๐Ÿ•
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats โ˜€๏ธ
Private chats ๐Ÿ’…
Meme battle
โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
113!!!
๐Ÿ”žโค๏ธ
Pride๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅณ
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK โœŒ๏ธ
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad๐Ÿ˜ณ
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance ๐Ÿ‘
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops๐Ÿ†
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chatsโœจ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ˜not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Eat My Assโœจ
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words ๐Ÿ‘€
โœจPower Bottomsโœจ
NightโœŒ๏ธ
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Theater Sex ๐Ÿ˜…
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
โœจMastuHana Is On Crack โœจ
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo๐Ÿ’ฅ
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats ๐Ÿฅจ
Dont ask๐ŸงŽ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Most likely

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By hornychan

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Tanaka- guys guys guys

Kuroo- wazup?

Kenma- Hmm

Oikawa- yes

Tanaka - lets play a game

Iwaizumi - what kinda game?

Makki- oooo a game

Mattsun- I'm down

Mad dog- we still got to watch out for oikawa saying iwachan

Oikawa- 🖕

Iwaizumi- ❤️

Noya- I can play

Tanaka- ...really

Asahi- me too

Tanaka- okay..

Kuroo- wow

Terushima- pfft for someone that blocked the private chat you're sure one to jump and play the game

Tanaka- stfu

Terushima- Sorry Sorry

Kuroo- well

Oikawa- Tanaka, lets play the game

Tanaka- lets play most likely too

Oikawa - ooo okay

Iwaizumi- Alright

Yaku- who's going first

Lev- can I

Tanaka- naw I'll go first

Asahi- ight

Oikawa- ready

Tanaka- most likely too get a girl pregnant

Kenma- Kuroo

Iwaizumi- oikawa

Asahi- Tanaka

Oikawa- me?!

Kuroo- what???

Noya- Terushima

Iwaizumi- oh yeah wait, probably Terushima 😂

Mad dog- oh factssss

Terushima- whattttt

Tanaka- loll fuck whoever said me and I'm yeah Terushima

Kuroo- shots fired

Bokuto-👀

Terushima- probably because I've actually been with a girl so ha ha you guys suck

Iwaizumi- I'm good loll

Oikawa- yeah same ^

Iwaizumi- *oikawa pretending he's never slept with a girl*

Oikawa- iwa....no never mind your not gonna listen

Makki- HE ALMOST SAID IT!!

Mattsun- IK LETS KEEP PLAYING!! We can probably get him to say it

Oikawa- nooo I'm winning this

Iwaizumi- mhmmmm sure

Tanaka- how much longer he got?

Iwaizumi- um like a good 8 hours.

Makki- bro in practice, he was so silent

Mattsun- I thought our captain disappeared

Mad dog- it was nice loll

Iwaizumi- eh

Oikawa- NEXT

Tanaka- since Terushima got voted most, hes next

Terushima- okay okay, most likely couple to get married first

Tanaka- easy, oikawa and iwa

Noya- ^ agreed

Asahi- me and noya

Kuroo- 👀 also, oikawa an iwa

Makki- oh def cap and iwa

Mattsun- ^

Oikawa- ....

Tanaka- gosh I wanna kick him from the chat so bad

Asahi- who

Yaku- do it, no balls

Lev- yaku stopppp

Tanaka- I want tooo

Kageyama- are we talking bout... who I think

Hinata- I think so?

Kageyama- idkkk

Oikawa- you probably should

Tanaka- I can't

Noya- please don't..

Kuroo- pfftttt wow

Tanaka- lets just keep going

Iwaizumi- guess it's our turn?

Oikawa- you can ask the question honey

Iwaizumi - you... ahhh oikawa no you ask it

Makki- well

Mattsun- fucking lovebirds I swear

Oikawa- no I'm mad at him rn

Kuroo- your always mad at him 👍

Kenma- honestly tho

Oikawa- 🖕 I hate all of you. Most likely to kill someone

Iwaizumi- damn that- okay

Mad dog- well shit

Noya- ha ha probably me

Tanaka- omg👀 that one game we use to play

Noya- OMG I loved that!!

Asahi- what?

Tanaka- ...

Kuroo- oH?

Noya- it's a game me and um Tanaka use to play when we were in middle school. I would pretend to kidnap his sister and he would have to come rescue her before I killed her

Oikawa- wow

Iwaizumi- then I'm not even gonna argue oof

Asahi- well...

Noya- yeah yeah okay I'll go so we can move on... most likely to help a friend in need

Oikawa- Tanaka

Kuroo- bokuto, akaashi, kenma and Tanaka

Tanaka- me? Really?

Oikawa- you were there when I needed you

Kuroo- yeah same

Hinata- ^ Tanaka

Tanaka- wow okay? Loll ig it's my turn again.

Asahi- what's with that question though noya

Makki- lol calm down

Mattsun- it was just a question man

Yaku- right?

Tanaka- most likely dance in public

Akaashi- bokuto

Kenma- bokuto

Kuroo- bokuto

Yaku- lev

Hinata- ^ lev and bokuto

Bokuto- guys :( your so mean

Iwaizumi- I'm honestly not surprised

Makki- I was gonna say oikawa but then they all spammed the chat with bokuto and I was like oki nvm

Mattsun- same

Oikawa- stop bullying me!

Bokuto- ikr :(

Tanaka- lol bokuto shush your turn

Bokuto- oki. Most likely to give head for money

Tanaka- ...my sister

Oikawa- HOLY SHIT

Iwaizumi- WTF IM FUCKING DYING

Noya- noooooo

Tanaka- I'm kidding! I'm kidding! She's just pissing me off rn

Noya- omg I'm actually crying

Kuroo- that was so bogus

Yaku- I can't stop laughing

Lev- no seriously he's rolling on the floor crying rn

Yaku- that was just beautiful I can't

Kageyama- wowww

Hinata- 😳 I'm glad my sister is little

Tanaka- I SAID I WAS KIDDING

Noya- okay well the answer to the question would probably be makki

Makki- what?!?!

Mattsun- okay but I can see that

Makki- WHAT?!?!

Mattsun- it's okay I still love you

Iwaizumi- for money? Oh yeah😂

Oikawa- hehe sucks to suck

Makki- this is so stupid! I would nottttt

Mattsun- are you sure?

Iwaizumi- for a million?

Terushima- shit one blow job for a million dollars? Fuck I am downing that dick

Oikawa- 😳

Tanaka- holy shit Terushima

Kuroo- he's got a point

Bokuto- id suck Kuroo off for 1 million

Kuroo- bro- id do it for 0 ❤️

Bokuto- .. hehe 😂

Kenma- ... no

Akaashi- noooo

Makki- guess I'm next

Mattsun- good luck honey

Makki- shut up

Mattsun- make me

Makki- ....mostly like to get arrested for trespassing

Mattsun- omg oikawa

Iwaizumi- yes! Area 51

Kuroo- he snuck in there to find the aliens

Bokuto- he's gonna name it iwachan

Yaku- holy shit 😂

Lev- you guys are killing him today 😂

Kenma- Aww iwachan~

Akaashi- my wittle iwachan alien~

Mad dog- that's their kid

Kageyama- their kid would look like an alien considering oikawas looks

Makki- 👀 shots fired omg😂😂😂

Kageyama- just saying oki

Noya- y'all trippin I think oikawa is hot 😍

Asahi- ....

Kuroo- oh no.

Kenma- here comes protective Jesus

Akaashi- don't you have somewhere else to be?

Bokuto- I think I can here Tsukishima Calling?

Kuroo- he said he wants his salt back

Kenma- you should probably give it

Akaashi- it's rude to steal

Bokuto- need a broom to collect it all

Asahi- who?

Yaku- I'm done?!!!!!!! I'm goi to sleep I'm fucking done I can not!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤯

Lev- omg Kuroo imma send you a video of him rn

Kageyama- wow 😂

Tanaka- you

Asahi- what?

Noya- nothing

Asahi- didn't I tell you to get off?

Noya- what?

Terushima- what?

Tanaka- Hmm

Kenma- you cant just tell him when to get off tf?

Akaashi- facts

Asahi- he's my boyfriend

Kuroo- and? We are playing a game and he's part of it

Noya- guys.. it's fine really... I gotta go to the store anyway.

Tanaka- ...

Bokuto- wow.

Kenma- Hmm I smell

Kuroo- a Controlling

Akaashi- ass

Bokuto- boyfriend

Asahi- whatever he's mine so

Terushima- gosh you act so privilege don't ya?

Mad dog- ^

Makki- um.

Mattsun- should we keep playing

Oikawa- I was in the shower wtf just happened

Iwaizumi - um well

Kageyama- you stole an alien from Area 51

Hinata- and you named him iwachan jr.

Makki- iwachan jr!

Mattsun- omg that's so clever why didn't we think of that

Oikawa- ...Iwaizumi~ we have a baby nowwww

Iwaizumi- your never gonna say iwachan are you

Oikawa- nopeeeee

Iwaizumi- Dammit.

Makki- you better get him to say it

Mattsun- there's 100 dollars on the line man

Oikawa- :)

Terushima- lol oikawa I'm surprised

Tanaka- can we continue the game some other time? I'm gonna go take a relaxing bath

Kuroo - yeahhh I gotta go kick kenmas ass in Mario kart

Kenma- you wish bitch

Akaashi- I'm on kenmas team

Bokuto- Dammit why do I get stuck with Kuroo?!

Kenma- cause he sucks

Kuroo- ah! :( wow.. you guys are mean!

Bokuto- I'm sorry we love you ❤️

Kenma- ❤️

Akaashi- ❤️❤️

Kuroo- okay :( ❤️


^there I fixed it.

For anyone just coming across this chapter. I had messed just the heart rule and so finally I fixed it loll

(Broooooooo IRL chapter coming up 😉😘) also thank you sm for all the readsss I didn't expect my story to go this way tbh 😂 it literally started off as something for my sister to read ✌️

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