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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka๐Ÿฅฐ
Fights
Filler mainly
๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +๏ฟผMattsun IRL
Noya๐Ÿฅฐ
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawaโค๏ธ
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Renoโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks๐Ÿ‘
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
๐Ÿ‘‰~Woohoo~ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats ๐Ÿฉ
Priv chats ๐Ÿ•
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats โ˜€๏ธ
Private chats ๐Ÿ’…
Meme battle
โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
113!!!
๐Ÿ”žโค๏ธ
Pride๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅณ
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK โœŒ๏ธ
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad๐Ÿ˜ณ
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance ๐Ÿ‘
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops๐Ÿ†
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chatsโœจ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ˜not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Eat My Assโœจ
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words ๐Ÿ‘€
โœจPower Bottomsโœจ
NightโœŒ๏ธ
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Theater Sex ๐Ÿ˜…
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
โœจMastuHana Is On Crack โœจ
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo๐Ÿ’ฅ
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats ๐Ÿฅจ
Dont ask๐ŸงŽ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

The Seijoh Chat

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By hornychan

Makki- iwachan~

Mattsun- iwachan~

Mad dog- iwachan~

Kindaichi- wtf is going on

Kunimi- yeah I'm confused

Oikawa- ignore them

Makki- iwachan! Iwachan!

Mattsun- oh iwachannnnn

Mad dog- pwease iwachan~

Makki- come on iwachan

Mattsun- reply iwachan

Oikawa- guys seriously

Kindaichi - very, very confused

Iwaizumi- we made a bet with oikawa that he wouldn't say iwachan for a day

Oikawa- I can do it

Iwaizumi- it's only been an hour and he's ignore our private chats

Oikawa- BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE SPAMMING ME WITH HIS NAME

Iwaizumi- what name??

Oikawa- nope no falling for it

Makki- damn

Mattsun- so close

Kunimi- wow how much?

Mad dog- 100 dollars

Kindaichi- 100 DOLLARS? And all you have to do it not say iwachan?! Wowwww

Kunimi- I could do that easily

Oikawa- of course you guys could. Your not his boyfriend.

Iwaizumi- you called me iwachan before we starting dating honey...

Oikawa- Ik :( its cause I like you so much

Kindaichi- really thought he was bout to put iwachan after that

Makki- honestly

Mattsun- he will just wait

Oikawa- you guys are so mean

Iwaizumi- are we?

Oikawa- especially you! How could you do this too your own boyfriend? :(

Iwaizumi- naw naw naw don't pull the boyfriend card on me

Oikawa- ...:( 👉👈

Iwaizumi- ....

Makki- dont fall for it!

Mattsun- it's a trap! It's a trap!

Mad dog- he's gonna fall for it

Kindaichi- come on cap don't pull that shit in iwachan. You know he loves when you do that

Oikawa- he does?!

Kunimi- yeah he told us.

Oikawa- ah! Aww- wait... y'all are just trying to get me to say it aren't you

Makki- DAMMIT

Mattsun- bro we were so close. Him and his smart ass brain

Iwaizumi- I'll come over.. but you still don't get to say iwachan

Oikawa- than don't come over!

Iwaizumi- how come?

Oikawa- because...

Mad dog- because he can't resist his iwachan~

Makki- *kissing noises*

Mattsun- *clapping noises*

Oikawa- .......your all running extra laps

Kindaichi - wah?!

Kunimi- I didn't do anything!?

Oikawa- I said all of you! Including Iwaizumi

Iwaizumi- what?

Makki- I'm actually super surprised he said Iwaizumi and not iwachan

Mattsun- right!? I kinda stared at my screen for a moment

Mad dog- I love how you too respond to each other when your literally in the same room

Makki- were cuddling

Mattsun- yessir. Your so warm

Makki- awww thanks babe

Mattsun- your welcome baby ❤️

Mad dog- ew

Kindaichi- weird asf

Kunimi- honestly

Mad dog- ikr

Oikawa- I'm pouting

Iwaizumi- he's a baby

Oikawa- so mean..

Iwaizumi- Aww Oikawa come here

Oikawa- no you stay in your chair all the way over there

Mad dog- 😂

Makki- I can just imagine oikawa sitting on his bed with his arms crossed while iwachan is just chillin in the chair next to the bed waiting for oikawa to like jump him

Mattsun- hoenstlyyy and be all "oh iwachan I love you"

Oikawa- I DO NOT SAY THAT

Iwaizumi- lies

Oikawa- !!!

Mad dog- lolll busted

Kindaichi - disgusted

Kunimi- never to be trusted

Makki- gone 😂

Mattsun- hes dying of laughter rn

Oikawa- you all have to practice receiving my serve on tmr.

Makki- honestly-

Mattsun- I'm not even mad

Mad dog- okay?

Kindaichi- it'll be fun watching you struggled to not say iwachan

Kunimi- so worth it

Iwaizumi- agreed

Oikawa- ........

-in crackheads chat-

Oikawa- guys.

Kuroo- ye?

Kenma- ew why are you still in this chat

Akaashi- kenma be nice

Bokuto- wasup bro

Oikawa- my team is being mean to me..

Bokuto- honestly I felt that

Akaashi- me being mean to you does not count as the whole team

Bokuto- IT MIGHT AS WELL! because your my whole everything.. 👉👈

Kuroo- omfg akaashi how can you stay mad at that.

Akaashi- that's the problem, I can't!

Bokuto- 👉👈🥺

Akaashi- ugh fine come here

Kuroo- bro- he just fucking zoomed up those stairs

Oikawa- lmao mood😂

Kenma- he kicked me out?!

Kuroo- awww

Kenma- I'm sad now

Kuroo- no

Kenma- yes :( <me being sad

Kuroo- nuuuuuuu I'm coming to get you

Kenma- no no no ill come to you. I don't wanna be picked up

Kuroo- fine. Hurry up then

Oikawa- I swear... y'all 4 have my heart

Bokuto- I GOT MY BOYFRIEND BACK!!! Woohoooo

Oikawa- pdfttttt

Kuroo- y'all never broke up tho?

Oikawa- ummmm

Bokuto- it felt like I lost my whole world!

Akaashi- you say that during practice when I don't serve to you

Bokuto- BECAUSE ITS RUDEEE

Akaashi- to you

Bokuto- .. it's rude to not serve-

Akaashi- to you

Bokuto- ....shhh just cuddle with me

Oikawa- awww

Kenma- oikawa?

Oikawa- ye

Kenma- what did you need?

Kuroo- yeah?

Oikawa- oh. My team is making fun of me for no being able to say I w a c h a n

Kuroo- smart move to spell it out like that

Oikawa- I know

Kenma- wow he actually has brains

Akaashi- says kenma

Kenma- ah... AKAASHI?! we're supposed to be friends!

Kuroo- I thought I was your friend?!

Kenma- boy.

Kuroo- hUh?

Kenma- boyfriend. And maybe best friend. But akaashi is my favorite friend

Oikawa- Aww :(

Kuroo- maybe?!

Kenma- hehe

Bokuto- akaashi belongs to me

Akaashi- correct

Kuroo- hey oikawa just prove them wrong

Oikawa- how?!

Kenma- um

Akaashi- nvm he is kinda stupid

Bokuto- yeah cause even I know

Oikawa- ....

Kuroo- just don't say iwachan~

Oikawa- stoppppppp

Kuroo- what?

Oikawa- don't say his name!

Akaashi- lmaooo protective much

Bokuto- right? Should I act like that.

Akaashi - naw only a little

Oikawa- that's not what I meant by dont say his name

Akaashi- I know

Kenma- duh

Akaashi mhm

Bokuto- we know dude

Oikawa- no help 😭

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