*Mentions of rape and sexual harassment*
-In Cupid's chat-
Kuroo- hey tanaka
Tanaka- Hmm?
Kuroo- I think besides Terushima, your the only one who we need to get together
Tanaka- hUh?
Terushima- we needa get you with noya
Oikawa- ^ big fax
Tanaka- guys... it's cool
Kuroo- are y'all even friends anymore
Tanaka- don't think so
Terushima- what? Dude
Tanaka- I mean... we haven't texted since I found out about him and asahi
Oikawa- are you freaking serious... I literally couldn't go 2 hours without talking to iwachan
Kuroo- ^ he really couldn't
Oikawa- he was my best friend man he understood what other people didn't
Kuroo- I felt that
Tanaka- the world doesn't feel the same tbh
Terushima- what do you mean?
Tanaka- I didn't wanna tel you guys... but I think I need serious help
Kuroo- what why?
Tanaka- I don't know... I can't eat.. I can't sleep.. all I can think about it him. During practice I'm constantly spacing out. Daichi even made me go home early yesterday
Oikawa- Tanaka...
Tanaka- I really love him guys...
Terushima- shit man...
Kuroo- you need a break. From all this. From noya
Tanaka- it's like anytime he says something in the group chat... my heart speeds up and I suddenly feel so tired but at the same time I wanna run a marathon to get over it
Oikawa- did you try that?
Tanaka- try what?
Oikawa- going for a run every morning?
Tanaka- no why
Kuroo- it's something we had to do for military training to let off anger and sadness and it works
Oikawa- yeah
Tanaka- well... no but
Oikawa- I can come with you. And I might be able to get iwachan to join. There's a track at the gym he volunteers for. I can get free memberships
Kuroo- no way how?!
Oikawa- hehe ;)
Kuroo- oH
Oikawa- yep
Tanaka- lol okay. What time?
Oikawa- ummm I can do anytime on weekends but during the week it's gonna have to be around 4 so then I can get back home, take a shower and get ready for school
Tanaka- EVERYDAY?
Oikawa- yeah but since it's your first time, why don't we only go on Tuesday's and Thursday's
Tanaka- Hmm I think I can do that
Kuroo- oof I can join on weekends
Oikawa- bet
Terushima- weekends will work for me as well
Oikawa- this is a lot of sex imma have to give iwachan to get all these free shit
Terushima- just give him a blowjob
Kuroo- ^
Tanaka- ^
Oikawa- WAH GUYS STOPPPPP
Tanaka- just saying 😂
Terushima- exactly I mean it'll work right
Oikawa- GOODNIGHT
Kuroo- welp😂
Tanaka- *he says as he's texting in the CP group chat*
Kuroo- oh yeah why aren't you in joining in on that convo?
Tanaka- noya is
Terushima- maybe you should talk to him
Tanaka- about what?...
Terushima- anything honestly
Kuroo- whats his favorite thing to do
Tanaka- he wants to explore the world and do tons of fun things
Terushima- take him on a trip
Kuroo- yeah tell him you got two plane tickets and thought he might want to join since he likes traveling so much
Tanaka- where do I go though?
Oikawa- I have tickets to Australia
Kuroo- WHERE TF DO YOU GET ALL THIS SHIT?
Oikawa- I have a lot of fans that send me stuff so I can come visit them
Terushima- that's crazy
Oikawa- hey free trip is a free trip
Tanaka- I'm not taking him to Australia
Oikawa- just saying
Terushima- why not take him to a carnival?
Tanaka- what
Kuroo- oh yeahhh! He said that you were his first date right? Than surely he's probably never been to a carnival
Tanaka- well... I mean
Oikawa- bro that would be so romantic
Terushima- right?!
Tanaka- but wouldn't it be weird to ask him on a date already? I mean we haven't talked for months
Oikawa- then talk to him a few days before you ask, then be like hey I got tickets Wanna come
Tanaka- *sighhhhhhh*
Kuroo- dramatic much
Terushima- says Kuroo
Kuroo- WAH?! I am not!!!
Oikawa- ^
Tanaka- oikawa you have no room to talk
Oikawa- WHAT? I'm telling iwachan!
Terushima- you make excuses to say his name don't you
Oikawa- pfftttttt idk what your talking about
Kuroo- lmao
Tanaka- mood
-in Cupid's playground chat-
Kageyama- Hinata is right noya, you should come hang with us sometime
Noya- well
Asahi- he's busy a lot
Terushima- why you speaking for him? He can worry bout himself god
Asahi- who?
Yaku- pfftttt
Lev- I can't tell if he's joking or not
Yaku- probably not wHo head ass
Asahi- who?! What are we talking about
Kuroo- anyway
Oikawa- lol Hinata is a better ace change my mind
Hinata- ah... GRAND KING?! Thank you 👉👈
Kageyama- i agree with oikawa! 🙏
Asahi- what?
Noya- guys stop
Bokuto- of course our son is the best! Right akaashi?!
Akaashi- right!
Kageyama- leave my boyfriend alone!!!! Go have your own kid
Bokuto- 👄👀
Akaashi- no.
Bokuto- why?... akaashiiiiii
Akaashi- because we're still in highschool!
Bokuto- :(
Kuroo- ah! I wanna baby
Kenma- nope
Kuroo- w-
Kenma- don't even ask why akaashi already answered that question
Oikawa- iwachan~
Iwaizumi- okay
Oikawa- wait really?!?!
Iwaizumi- why not?
Oikawa- iwachan I was kidding!
Iwaizumi- Naw I want to name him flattykawa
Oikawa- ......
Kuroo- oooooof
Kenma- thats- LMAO
Yaku- that poor kid
Lev- honestly
Makki- that's tuff cap
Mattsun- honestly imagine the doctors being like okay it's a boy what do you wanna name it
Makki- and oikawa is all like well I wanna name him James~ my sweet little boy
Mattsun- and Iwaizumi snatches the papers and writes flattykawa jr.
Oikawa- JAMES?! I would never name my kids James!
Iwaizumi- lmao
Makki- yeah you would
Mattsun- ^
Oikawa- after all I did for you two...
Makki- Sorry
Mattsun- what do you mean?
Oikawa- how do you think makki got to New York?
Makki- oh yeah... that was him I thought I told you
Mattsun- .....IM SORRY CAP! I HAVE THE BEST CAPTAIN CHANGE MY MIND ILL BRING TOU FLOWERS TOMORROW AND THOSE LITTLE ALIEN SHAPED CHOCOLATES YOU LIKE!
Oikawa- REALLY?! Awww thank you
Makki- omg Mattsun
Mattsun- yes! Your welcome cap❤️
Kenma- yeah your cap is better than ours
Kuroo- WHAT
kenma- would you ever do that?
Kuroo- I can't afford that! It's not fair
Oikawa- hehe
Yaku- well we got together without your help captain
Lev- ❤️❤️
Kuroo- did you want my help?!
Yaku- no
Lev- nope
Kuroo- :(
Kenma- it's okay.. I still love you:) your the best boyfriend
Iwaizumi- fucking lies
Kageyama- lmao kenma how you gonna lie to us like that?
Lev- honestly?!
Bokuto- lol y'all are tripping. Akaashi is obviously the best!
Akaashi- thank you❤️
Kageyama- naw naw it's my Hinata who's the best
Hinata- ^ 😍😘
Kageyama- np babe
Yamaguchi- I have the best boyfriend
Kuroo- ......
Tanaka- .......
Hinata- ......
Oikawa- ......
Terushima- when tf did you get in here?
Yamaguchi- I've always been here?
Tanaka- oh right! I forgot
Oikawa- oh yeah I guess I did add him in here
Kageyama- you have a boyfriend?
Yaku- exactly what I was thinking
Makki- wHo
Mattsun- wHo
Bokuto- wHo
Akaashi- wHo
Asahi- who?
Tanaka- sjskskskskskkskshakebshhan.
Oikawa- hahrhahrahdhheahhd
Bokuto- yOu ShOuLd HaVe CaMe To FuKoRodAnI
Oikawa- *dies of fucking laughter*
Iwaizumi- no he's seriously dying of laughter rn brb I gotta get him some water
Yamaguchi- I'm dating tsukki!
Kuroo- ......
Kenma- LMAO YOUR DATING A RAPIST
Kuroo- Kenma stop
Kenma- no he needs to know. You know right?
Yamaguchi- wah.. he said you complied? And said yes
Kuroo- I was drunk off my fucking mind I didn't even remember it happening
Kenma- yeah hope your boyfriends okay or whatever fucking salty French whore
Kuroo- kenma
Oikawa- kenma
Bokuto- kenma
Akaashi- kenma
Terushima-LMAO FUCKING RIGHT KENMA
Oikawa- guys stop
Kuroo- yeah seriously
Kenma- okay.. sorry
Yamaguchi- what if he has the video to prove it?
Kenma- ......
Kuroo- what?
Oikawa- there's a video?
Iwaizumi- shit seriously?
Yaku- wait. Since when is there a video
Kenma- ... what does he say in the video?
Yamaguchi- when Tsukishima falls asleep I'll send it too you
Kuroo- wtf is he doing with a video like that on his phone
Kageyama- ..... our teammates are fucking weird
Hinata- agreed... kageyama.. hold me I'm scared
Kageyama- :( I would hold you if I could
Hinata- :(...
Tanaka- my teams fucking screwed...
Noya- ^
Tanaka- fuck man
Oikawa- shit Y'all can join mine
Terushima- ^
Kuroo- kenma....
Kenma- Hmm?
Kuroo- are you mad?
Kenma- not at you. And I haven't even seen the video yet so idk
Kuroo- :(..... I fucking hate him
Oikawa- wait Kuroo how old are you
Kuroo- 17 why
Oikawa- hmmm nvm
Kuroo- okay?
Iwaizumi- legal age of consent is 17
Kuroo- ohhh
Oikawa- yeah
Tanaka- hey Kuroo I'm sending you my prayers
Yamaguchi- I'm sending kenma the video now
Kuroo- KENMA DO NOT WATCH IT YET! I'm coming over
Kenma- ......I'll wait...
Idk what the age of consent in Japan is but here in my state it's 17 so I just used that I'm sorry))