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By hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka๐Ÿฅฐ
Fights
Filler mainly
๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +๏ฟผMattsun IRL
Noya๐Ÿฅฐ
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawaโค๏ธ
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Renoโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks๐Ÿ‘
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
๐Ÿ‘‰~Woohoo~ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats ๐Ÿฉ
Priv chats ๐Ÿ•
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats โ˜€๏ธ
Private chats ๐Ÿ’…
Meme battle
โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
113!!!
๐Ÿ”žโค๏ธ
Pride๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅณ
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK โœŒ๏ธ
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad๐Ÿ˜ณ
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance ๐Ÿ‘
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops๐Ÿ†
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chatsโœจ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ˜not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Eat My Assโœจ
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words ๐Ÿ‘€
โœจPower Bottomsโœจ
NightโœŒ๏ธ
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Theater Sex ๐Ÿ˜…
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
โœจMastuHana Is On Crack โœจ
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo๐Ÿ’ฅ
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats ๐Ÿฅจ
Dont ask๐ŸงŽ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Kenma and Kuroo IRL

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By hornychan

When Kuroo asked me on a date. I thought he was playing. Then he showed up to my place in real nice clothes and a pair for me as well.

It took him a little time to convince me to go but once he did, I told him I wanted to take a shower. He sat on my bed and waited for me. Once I was done, I wrapped the towel around my waist and made my way to my room. I had forgot to bring clothes into the bathroom because normally I don't.

Sighing, I opened my door with a blush on my face. Kuroo glanced at me before looking back at his phone. It took him a minute but then he looked again sitting up quickly. "Wow Kenma.." he scratched the back of his head.

I crossed my arms. "Please shush. I forgot my clothes!"

Kuroo nodded watching me walk into my closet and grabbing a pair of boxers. I looked at them then up at him. "Can you turn around please?!"

"Oh!" Kuroo coughed softly. "Yeah.." he turned around. I watched him for a minute before dropping my towel and quickly putting on boxers.

"Okay. My boxers are on..."

Kuroo immediately turned to look at me. I crossed my arms over my chest feeling to exposed. I looked down my hair falling in front of my face.

"Hey... why you getting all embarrassed..."

I shook my head. My body shivered from the water dripping from my hair to my skin. Kuroo placed a hand on my cheek. I looked up at him.

"Hurry up and get dressed."

I pushed his chest. He dramatically fell back collapsing on my floor with his hand over his heart. I snorted. "Stay there and die." I rolled my eyes.

Kuroo smiled up at me. "I'd die for you."

I turned around to grab the outfit he bought for me. I slipped on the pants. "Would you?"

Kuroo sighed. "Of course. Though you probably don't believe me..."

I turned to look at him. He was still on the floor he eyes closed. I can't believe Tsukishima did that to him. Like why? Kuroo is so sweet once you get to know him.

"Kenma... are you crying?.."

"What?" I rubbed my eyes. Tears were falling down my cheek. I shook my head. "I don't know why..."

He stood up quickly pulling me against his chest. "What were you thinking about?"

I wrapped my arms around his waist. He smelt like a shit ton of cologne but I didn't mind. I wanted him closer to me. Why does it feel like no matter what, he'll be closer with Tsukishima because of what he did...

"You... and Tsukishima.."

Kuroo cleated his throat. "Hey.. lets uhhh.. lets uh not think about that please. Why don't you get your shirt so we can go?"

I nodded but hugged him tighter. He leaned down kiss my head. Gosh I like him so much. 

Eventually, I stopped crying and got ready. We got a taxi to a really nice restaurant. It must have cost a fortune.

At dinner, Kuroo kept asking me about random little things. I could tell he was trying to make sure I was having a good time. To be honest though, we could've cuddle and I woulda been happy.

"What about your new game? Beat it yet?"

I shook my head. "No. I'm not a monster Kuroo.. it's 40 hours. And you have to read."

Kuroo raises an eyebrow at me. 40 hours for you is like what? 15?"

I crossed my arms. "Shut up..."

He laughed softly taking a bite of his stake. I sipped my coke watching him.

It wasn't till we left the restaurant that I realized how cold it was. "Dammit. We missed the taxi hours.." Kuroo sighed leaned against the wall. I came closer to him and started to unzip his jacket. He froze.

I pushed myself into his chest wrapping my around around him. His jacket was so fuzzy and warm on the inside.

He sighed patting my head. "I'm sorry it's super cold." He wrapped his arms around me. "We're probably gonna have to walk. Wanna wear my coat?"

I looked up at him. "Yeah."

I wore Kuroo jacket as we walked to my house. I was nice and warm but Kuroo was not. Even though I could tell he was trying to hide it, I saw how much he was shivering

Attempting to warm him up, I held his hand and walked shoulder to shoulder with him. Even though it was more shoulder to elbow cause I'm short but we don't talk about it.

Once we reached my house he walked me too the door only then did he let go of my hand. I looked up at him. "You want your jacket back?"

He shook his head. "You can keep it." I bit my lip. He punched my shoulder lightly. "Don't make that face. You make me wanna kiss you.."

Blushing, I turned my head slightly away. "You mean you weren't planning to?"

I could feel the relieve bouncing off him. When I looked back up, cold yet soft lips were pressed against mine. I made it my missions to warm them up. I wrapped my arms around his neck. I didn't want him to pull away just yet. His hands moved to my waist picking me up. He pushed me against my front door. Thank god my parents were out of town.

When his tongue touched my own, I pulled away. Not because I didn't like it, but because I didn't want to get to excited.

Kuroo slowly put me down and cleared his throat. "Um.. well.. see you tomorrow.."

I nodded wiping my mouth. As he started to walk away I opened my door. But something was stopping me from going in. My heart, my head, my body? They all wanted Kuroo.

I turned around quickly. "Hey Kuroo!"

Kuroo stopped in his tracks to look at me. His hands were in his pocket as he shivered lightly. "Hmm?"

"Do um..." just say it. Just say it. Why can't I say it?!

"Kenma?.."

I took in a deep breath extending my hand out to him. "Do you wanna stay over?"







(This couple starting to grow on me but it's still not the best but it reminds me of one of my oc relationships so oof) (oh yeah, hahaha here's your kuroken chapter Kuroosbitch- ). This one is like the longest IRL chapter i have so far. So your welcome. Now you owe me.

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