-In 'everyone' chat-
Tanaka- guys lets play a game!
Suga- like what?
Daichi- okay I'm not doing much
Kenma- GAME?
Kuroo- you are way to excited sit down
Kenma- shut up bed head
Tsukishima- I like kenma
Kuroo- ... ah- bye! Oikawa kick him
Oikawa- why? Is he Ushijima?
Kuroo- no?
Oikawa- than I'm good :) I Stan saltyshima
Tsukishima- okay shittykawa
-oikawa kicked Tsukishima from the chat-
Iwaizumi- omg crappykawa your the salty one
Oikawa- what's that iwa-Chan?
Lev- can we play the game
Tanaka- yeahhhhhhh
Suga- okay!
Tanaka- alright so we can either play truth or truth. Or kiss marry kill
Daichi- truth or truth?
Kuroo- it's hard to do dare over text trust me
Bokuto- lmao yeah hahahaha
Akaashi- we don't talk about that
Kuroo- I have the video
Akaashi- DELETE IT
bokuto- lmao Kuroo you should see how he's looking at his phone right now
Akaashi- bokuto I will come to the other couch and kick your ass
Kenma- do it! I'll recorded
Kuroo- you guys are hanging out without me again?
Bokuto- I tried to invite you!
Kenma- I don't like you
Kuroo- ... how come? :(
Terushima- I like you Kuroo!
Kuroo- Ik buddy. Let's have a sleep over
Terushima- okay but your not allowed to kiss my forehead while I sleep.
Kuroo- ah-
Kenma- what?
Hinata- that's kinda weird
Kageyama- we should play fuck marry kill
Tanaka- thank you kageyama.
Kuroo- who wants to go first?
Oikawa- fuck marry kill, me, iwachan and Ushiwaka
Iwaizumi- kill oikawa
Kageyama- Kill oikawa
Yaku- kill oikawa
Lev- kill oikawa
Oikawa- GUYS!
Noya- kill Ushiwaka. Fuck oikawa and marry Iwaizumi
Tanaka- ... guys..
Suga- everyone listen to Tanaka or your running 78 laps on Monday
Tanaka- thank you. I'll do it. Everyone else follow my example. Kuroo. Fuck marry kill, Tsukishima, kenma and terushima
Kuroo- marry kenma
Terushima- that was fast!
Daichi- so bold of you Kuroo
Kuroo- shut up! Kill Tsukishima and fuck terushima
Terushima- you already know
Kuroo-.... anyway..
Kenma- why would you marry me?
Kuroo- moving on. Daichi. Suga, asahi and noya
Daichi- but- ugh fine. I'd kill noya sorry child
Noya- depending on the situation I'd kill you too
Daichi- of course I'd marry suga. And ig I'd fuck asahi..
Terushima- of course???
Kuroo- of course??????????
Bokuto- ohhhh
Daichi- yeah..
Suga- thanks Daichi ❤️
Daichi- np suga❤️
Tanaka- mom, dad... do you like each other?
Suga- ah- well.. Tanaka that's a silly question
Daichi- yeah.. let's get back to the game.. Bokuto, akaashi, Kuroo and oikawa
Bokuto- marry akaashi❤️ fuck the shit outta Kuroo and kill flat ass
Oikawa- okay wtf that was just mean...
Bokuto- Iwaizumi told me to say it
Iwaizumi- did not!
Kenma- he didn't...
Kuroo- kenma your a bad liar
Kenma- shut up bed head
Oikawa- I wanna go next... :(
Bokuto- okay fine. Iwa, kageyama and me
Oikawa- marry my iwa-Chan~
Iwaizumi- saw that coming...
Tanaka- you lowkey like it..
Iwaizumi- wha- I do not
Mad dog- he's blushing like an idiot right now
Oikawa- wait how do you know?
Iwaizumi- he doesn't!
Mad dog- oh we havin a sleep over I thought you knew?
Oikawa- oh... no.. I didn't...
Mad dog- lmao tuff captain
Iwaizumi- ...
Oikawa- I don't wanna play anymore someone else take over
Suga- ah- okay?...
Daichi- wow..
Kuroo- Tanaka
Tanaka- yeah yeah I got it.
Terushima- Iwaizumi you go. Since he probably woulda picked you anyway.
Iwaizumi- ...... well okay.. makki you in here
Makki- you made captain cry lmao
Iwaizumi- what?
Makki- I bet you a hundred he'd crying
Tanaka- he's fine. Iwaizumi continue the game
Iwaizumi- fine... suga. Daichi, makki and mad dog
Suga- marry Daichi duh. I'd kill makki for making fun of shittykawa and fuck mad dog
Makki- YOU LITERALLY JUST CALLED HIM SHITTYKAWA
Suga- as a mother I don't appreciate when kids bully each other
Daichi- and I back him up on that
Mattsun- y'all should fuck
Suga- what
Bokuto- FAX!
Tanaka- lmao yeah you should
Kuroo- come on. It's more romantic when y'all come out to a big group
Hinata- wait mom and dad aren't married?
Daichi- no!
Suga- no...
Kageyama- oops... Hinata... we gotta abort the Mother's Day thing
Hinata- okay! I'm on it I know the perfect place
Kenma- imagine being stupid
Kuroo- imagine being nice
Kenma- imagine not having bed head
Imagine being good at games
Imagine being a virgin
Imagine being in love with someone who doesn't love you back
Kuroo- holy shit
Bokuto- he came for your life bro..
Kuroo- Ik bro! Kenma. Are you mad at me for something?
Kenma- no....
Kuroo- such a bad liar..
My poor oikawa :(