Naruto and I are getting late getting are photos taken for being ninjas now. I took a completely normal picture with nothing on my face but...Naruto on the other hand. "Listen kid, you sure you want me take your picture like that?" the old man asked Naruto. "Just do it! Come on already! Come on come on!" Naruto yelled back. I just kept the smile on my face even though I had sweat drip from my forehead. "Sigh dont blame me later...say cheese"...
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Well Lord Hokage said my picture was fine but he's taking some time looking at Naruto's. Aw man I hope he doesnt decline it even though its..uh..odd. Naruto was excited and proud of his photo. Well I just know he's going to decline it so I'm just going to wait for it. The hokage looked up from the photo and looked at Naruto making him laugh a little. "Hmm" "At first I couldn't figure out exactly how to do it. It took my like 3 hours to work it out and stuff but finally, I got it. Like an art project on my face but only cooler haha" Naruto said happily but sadly not even a second later I hear "Take it again" from the Hokage. I covered my ears waiting for Naruto response.
"..huh..NO WAY!" He yelled standing up. "We cant accept this photo" "Yeah, well I'm not doing it again!!" Naruto yelled back at the Hokage. Ugh Naruto I love you but it worries that you're yelling at the Hokage. Naruto starts grunting really loud staring at the Hokage. "Transform!" Oh no "Naruto, I don't think that jutsu will work on the h-" the Hokage took a moment to register what happened but went flying back from his nose bleed. "Or not" I said sighing and Naruto looked shocked that it actually affected the Hokage that much.
"That's the sexy jutsu, you say? Very tricky...much to tricky. Dont do it again" the Hokage said wiping his nose. Naruto and I just laughed rubbing the back of our heads. "And where is your headband, Naruto? (Y/n) has hers on. You're supposed to be wearing it." "Oh I'm not putting it on until the orientation. I dont wanna mess it up." Naruto responded rubbing his goggles. "So you want your headband nice, but your photo which is supposed to identify you, makes you look like a clown. It's for ninja training and missions which is the key to your future. Look at this picture, you cant even tell who it is." The hokage ranted
"Well fine how am I supposed to know all this complicated stuff anyways." Naruto said. I guess we all noticed something shine in the corner of our eyes because we all looked in the same direction. A little boy came running in yelling "Old man, I challenge you!" Naruto and I looked at him clearly shocked "I'm going to defeat you and become the fifth hokage!" Sadly before he can make it to the hokage he fell on....nothing.
He slammed down on the floor and naruto looked at him with the face of 'that was sad to look at'. I gasped and walked over to him kneeling down in front of him. I don't know why I did it but my body moved on it's own. He was rolling on the floor holding his face crying or whining. "Oh my, are you alright?" I asked sitting him up and looking at his face seeing if he hurt himself badly. I glanced at the hokage but he seemed like this didn't bother him. I guess he knows this kid and this happens a lot.
I looked back at the boy he had a slight blush on his face. I smiled at him sweetly while going over his wound lightly with my finger. A man ran in gasping. The little boy looked away from me while rubbing his head "something tripped me!" ..um you fell on absolute nothing but we can pretend. "Heh huh ho.. ga are you okay honorable grandson?! And by the way theres nothing for you to trip on it's pretty flat". The man that walked in said fixing his glasses. I walked back to naruto and sat next to him
The little boy and the man looked at us closer and the man yelled " huh?! Its those kids hmph" The little boy walked over to me and got in my face and yelled "Alright! You're the one who tripped me aren't you! Tomato!" I was shocked at first. Wow now I regretting getting up to help you! Hmph. Naruto looked annoyed and grabbed him by his shirt yelling "you tripped over you're own feet, dork!" "Yeah I got up to help you!" I said standing up too ready to smack his head.
"Hey you! Take your hands off of him right now! He's the honorable grandson of the honorable third hokage! That man with the glasses yelled..hes annoying I dont like him. Naruto and I stopped for a moment and looked back at the guy and back at the kid. "What's the matter, huh?!? I thought you were going to hit me! Afraid because the third hokage is my grandfather!" The kid yelled in our face. At the same time naruto and I yelled with angry faces "I dont care if he was you're grandmother! So believe it!" Smack
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Naruto and I are walking back talking about how his photo was cool but the hokage was right. "That photo was was a masterpiece! Hmph" naruto said folding his arms and looking away. I smiled and said. " I agree with you so no need...to....." I stopped talking turned my head slightly seeing the kid following us. Naruto noticed and he looked at me nodding. We kept walking as if he wasnt there but every once in we would turn around but the kid would hide....terribly.
"Hmm I know you're following us so just give it up" I said finally. This kid wasnt giving up yet so naruto said "That's so obvious it's pathetic." Naruto said with the kid finally showing himself even though we could see him the while time. "Saw through my disguise, huh? The rumors about you two are true! You're good! ... Alright, I'll be your apprentice and you too with be my trainer" the little kid said randomly. "Huh?" Naruto and I said at the same time " and afterwards you gotta show me how to do that jutsu thing you did on grandpa hokage!"
"This is some kind of joke isnt it" naruto asked folding his arms. "No I need a new trainer! Please boss" ah Naruto is going to like being called boss. "Boss?" Naruto asked "Yeah you're the boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!" "Well how can I refuse?" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head. "That's my cue to leave. I'll be back later while you're training" I said putting my hand on Naruto's head even though he is taller then me. "See ya" I said waving while walking off. "Why doesn't she train with us? I heard the kid ask in the distance. "Well she knows the jutsu already but she never does it. She can also do the Male version of it but she refuses to ever do it...which I'm glad about" Naruto said and I laughed I couldn't hear what that were saying anymore but man I wish I was able to hear what that kid had to say about the male version of sexy jutsu.
I didnt want to stay and train with them because I know Naruto is going to show him female beauty to get started. I dont really want to see them get smacked around by random ladies. I'll just walk around for awhile I guess...maybe I'll get some dango then go back to them. Yeah sounds like a plan to me. I smiled to my self thinking about delicious dangos. "Why are you so happy, tomato?" I heard a familiar voice behind. Who's calling me tomato?! Im only okay with 2 people calling me that- Naruto and Sasuke! I turn around and saw.. Sasuke. Oh. "Hey Sasuke! I was thinking about getting some dango!" I said happily with a closed eye smile. "Where's that kid you always follow" Sasuke said with his hands in his pockets "kid..? Oh! Naruto? He's training a kid how to use the sexy jutsu." "Hn"
"Wanna come with me while I get dango?" I asked walking closer to him. "I'll only follow" he said starting to walk forward basically towards me. I nodded at him and we started walking next to each other. It's funny thinking that he talks to me but I guess you can say we're friends, but lately we dont talk much. Only me and him know that we're friends though because we never talk during class or around anyone we know. It's been awhile since we became friends... we were before the Uchiha incident
~Flashback~
"Hello, what's you're name?" I asked a boy. It's the first day of academy and I only knew Naruto so I want to make some friends. "My names Sasuke Uchiha! What's yours?" "(Y/n) Uzumaki!" I said happily, I hope I made a new friend.
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I keep hearing these kids talk about red hair...I hope it's not me. Maybe theres someone else with red hair! I look around the class and saw no one else with my hair color. Oh... so they are talking about me. I hope naruto will come back from wherever he went soon. I heard foot steps coming from hehind me so I put my head down. I was expecting them to walk past me but boy was I wrong.
Yank "ow!" I yelled out loud grabbing my head. Everyone turned and looked at me. Wuahh. I dont like seeing all those eyes on me. "Its her real hair! Haha!" The boy who yanked my hair said. I felt tears in my eyes ready to spill out. "Haha she looks like a tomato!" The other kid said and I looked around trying to find Naruto but I couldn't see him. "Tomato! Tomato! Tomato!" The boys started yelling in my face. I started crying asking myself what I did wrong.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw sasuke looking at me with sad eyes. I dont want my new friend seeing this! I got up and ran out of the door crying. "I couldn't pick my hair color you idiots!" I said as I ran through the halls. I ran outside but not away from the academy and sat there crying with my head down in my knees. "I like your hair" I heard a familiar voice saying as they sat next to me. I looked up and saw him. Sasuke. "Dont listen to them! I like tomatoes!" He said cheerfully grabbing my hand. "You do?" I sniffled "Yeah and I like you're hair a lot! Can I call you tomato? He asked touching my hair. My eyes were wide and I blushed "Only you can call me tomato!" I said smiling
~End of Flashback~
"Hellooo~?" I snapped out of my thoughts with a hand waving in my face. "Huh?" I asked looking at sasuke blankly. "Geez I've been trying to tell you that you passed the dango shop a while ago but you just kept walking." Sasuke said shoving his hands in his pockets. "Ah sorry I was thinking about when we first met and you said you liked tomatoes" I giggled rubbing the back of my head. Saskue blushed a little and turned his head saying "why are you thinking about that?" "I dont know. It's just a special moment for me" "how?" "I'll tell you some day." I said smiling at him
Sasuke just shook his head. "You want dango, right?" "Yep" I said smiling with my eyes closed. "Then let's turn back and get you some" sasuke said turning and walking. I turned around too and went back to his side, put my hands behind my back, leaned forward and turned my head to face him. Sasuke had his eyes closed but opened them and asked "what are you doing?"
"I wanna see you smile" I said like it was nothing and I saw a little pink tint on his cheeks but chose to ignore it. "No" "aw come on~ like this" I said and showing him a big big smile. He looked at me like I was an idiot. "You look stupid" "well hmph!" I said pouting and crossing my arms. "Look it's one of those twins" "Wheres the other one? having them separated isnt good. Why does the Hokage even let them say here" random people whispered a little to loud as we walked by.
I unfolded my arms and put them behind my back closing my eyes trying to ignore them. When we got to the dango shop I got them to go so I can go back and give some to naruto and that kid. "I better get back to Naruto before he teaches that kid to much" I said smiling at Sasuke. "Alright, careful on your way there" he said putting his hands in his pockets. I nodded and waved to him as I started walking off. His hands are always in his pockets I laughed to my self
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As I start walking to naruto I saw the kids attempt at the jutsu and I swear I almost screamed. "Needs some more practice buddy" I said laughing slightly. "Hey (Y/n)! What took you so long?" Naruto asked walking towards me. "I went to get dango but I ended up talking to a someone I knew" I said handing him the bag. "Who?" He asked turning his head lighty "not important" I smiled
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As we sat on a log taking a break we drank whatever and ate dango. Naruto and Konohamaru were talking about becoming the hokage but I was spaced out until Konohamaru's annoying sensei popped out of no where. "I found you!" He said and looked at Naruto and I. It made me so mad. They all look at us that way.
"So, honorable grandson...time to go home" "No way! I'm learning how to beat my grandfather so I can get the title Hokage! No dont get in my way!" Konohamaru yelled back "The Hokage is more than just a fighter. He must know virtue, honor, wisdom, and he must be skilled at a thousand jutsu. You don't even know one jutsu" the guy said walking up to us. "Transform!....Hi there~ like my jutsu?~" I giggled a little seeing him actually doing it. But sadly the sensei wasnt down just yet he just screamed.
"WhA wHa WHAT KIND OF SCANDALOUS TECHNIQUE IS THAAAT?!?! SUCK TASTELESS VULGARITY CAN NEVER INFLUENCE ME!! I AM FAR ABOVE IT!" He yelled at us. Naruto and I had straight faces and looked at each other. The guy is pulling Konohamaru by is scarf "Honorable grandson stop this right now!! Naruto and (Y/n) are turning you into a delinquent! Only my special training can put you on the fast track of becoming the Hokage!!"
"Shadow clone jutsu!" Naruto and I yelled at the same time and a lot of us appeared around us. "Wow!!! This is...unreal!" Konohamaru yelled "hm I'm not impressed im a jonin elite ninja warrior. I'm not some lightweight like Mizuki. Watch" Idiot...if only he knew what we were actually doing. "Transform"
Naruto and I did sexy jutsu and walked up to him. By the look on his face he definitely did not expect this. Not long after he flew in the sky by his huge nosebleed. "Gotcha with my jutsu" Naruto said transforming back.
"Aww man! I couldn't even beat that snobby trainer of mine! I wanna be hokage so bad but I keep messing up" Konohamaru whined "Do you really think its that easy? To be hokage you have to be the greatest of all ninjas. You have to prove yourself so everyone believes in you. Look at me, I learned a lot already. I've been ignored pushed alway and treated as if I had the plague or something and after all that. I found another person who believed in me other than my sister. To find that person I had to get knocked down a lot so you better make sure that you're ready." Naruto said "far what?"
"...For lots of sweat and tears while you're learning to be a ninja......heh..by the way there is no easy way of becoming hokage. Believe it." I know where this is going. I started walking off to let naruto and Konohamaru have a moment. I can tell we're all going to be good friends. Wait, tomorrow we get put on teams, right? I hope I'm with Naruto.
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