Quackity POV (4th wall breaker)
"You know, when you asked me to do this I thought it was never going to work, I just said yes so I could start selling drugs down this end of the country." I stated to the celestial sitting opposite me.
"You've made that abundantly clear." 4g0tmyname growled in response as they tapped their fingers on the wooden table impatiently. "I'm just glad it is working out. You were a gift for them both, mostly Karl."
"Me too," I agreed sheepishly, deciding to ignore their last sentence. "I never expected Karl to be so fucking cute, or Nick."
4 just hummed in acknowledgement as they continued tapping their fingers, being honest they didn't seem to think it would have worked, but they seemed glad that it did.
"So I heard that you and Nick were planning for the two of you and Karl to hang out tonight... Would you care to elaborate?"
I gave a smirk, "I was planning like a threesome. We'd all be high, or drunk on something if you know what I mean."
The celestial gave a slight scowl as they stood up, "I meant like a date or something normal people do. I know well enough that both of them like you but you can't just fuck both of them less than fifteen minutes after you met them."
4g0tmyname towered over me as they kept their poison filled expression. I knew they wouldn't move until I gave them some reassurance that I wasn't going to fuck Nick and/or Karl on our first date, no matter how badly I wanted too. (Still could on the second date though)
"Fine," I let out a huff of annoyance, "I won't fuck them straight away."
"Good."
I watched as the celestial stood and motioned to the door, "probably time you should go... Karl likes people who are at school on time."
I blushed but nodded immediately after as I grabbed my stuff and ran out the door, but I still heard 4g0tmyname yell another tip after me, "also paint your nails, Karl likes stuff like that!"
There was still a while before school so I could get some nail polish before that.
4g0tmyname POV (4th wall breaker)
Honestly, I didn't expect this plan to work. I was just gonna get Karl a puppy or a kitten but then I thought why not try and get him another boyfriend.
Somehow Karl, Nick and Alex all were into eachother, suprisingly. Although I did know that Alex and Nick would get along I didn't expect it to work this nicely.
Karl POV.
Alex took his spot in the desk next to mine again and I saw him smirk at me, I responded with a small smile before quickly looking away. Nick is my boyfriend, even if I find Alex cute I can't do anything about it while I am still with Nick.
I glanced down at my hands which were resting on the desk, yesterday after school. I had painted them a dark purple before adding patterns like swirls and stripes over top in a lilac colour.
Over the past couple weeks I'd been getting noticeably better at painting nails, which is something Nick frequently compliments me on.
Alex followed my gaze and I felt him lean forward to get a better look at my hand, "those look good." He complimented, "you'll have to paint mine some time."
Subconsciously I looked down to see his hands which were coated with black nail polish. My first thought was 'oh my fucking god he paints his nails that's so fucking cute!!!!' but then I calmed myself down slightly.
"Yeah I could paint your nails. I'm not a professional thought so you'll have to forgive me."
"Neither am I." Alex replied, his coy smile still present on his face.
That smile made me blush a bit and I turned to look over to the other side of me where Nick was sitting. He was looking at me... No wait, past me at Alex, he could clearly hear what the Mexican was saying and acted as though he knew that Alex was flirting but didn't seem to care which surprised me.
Once again Alex followed my gaze and was now staring Nick right in the eye with an unapologetic look in his eyes, a rebel. He didn't care that he was flirting with me in front of my boyfriend.
Nick POV.
'STOP HIM!' My brain kept yelling at me, 'HE IS FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!'
Still, I made no effort to stop him, why didn't I care that Alex was flirting with Karl when usually I got really protective over him?
Alex was just different... How? I didn't know. He and Karl also shared a lot of classes I noticed. Both of the two guys, Alex and Karl often would glance at eachother before looking away with one of them (most often Karl) blushing. They are both cute...
Fuck! No! Ignore all of those thoughts, Alex can't date us, he won't want to date us. Alex just has a very flirtatious personality, that's all.
Before I knew it, it was lunch. Clay, George, Zak, Darryl, Karl, Alex and myself all sat in the same spots as yesterday and I noticed the way that Karl and Alex looked at eachother, and Although they didn't know it, they were both clearly thinking the same thing.
Zak and Darryl left soon after they'd eaten because Darryl had this new book to show his boyfriend, and Clay and George both needed to go to the bathroom at the same time for... Reasons.
That left Alex, Karl and I alone. The three of us didn't exchange a word as we all stood up and ended up heading outside. Karl and I then headed to the back of the school and Alex followed us, soon we were all leaning against the brick walls.
My eyes stayed on Alex as he smirked back at Karl although he knew that I was watching him and eventually his gaze turned to meet mine. "Is there a problem Nick?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at me.
I raised an eyebrow in response as I thought, 'is there a problem? There isn't, right?'
I shook my head, indicating a no. Alex gave me a disbelieving look and went back to talking with Karl. As he did I moved over to be standing closer to the pair and Karl, who had his eyes wide as he looked down at both of us
"What's wrong Karl?" Alex asked, the smugness still being visible in his voice as he grabbed Karl's hand.
The smaller's eyes widened when that happened and he immediately blushed and looked away.
Alex POV.
I was standing behind the school...
...with Nick and Karl...
...both are fucking hot...
...and I was holding Karl's hand in mine...
...Karl and Nick both look cute when they blush...
...Fuck it!
Without thinking I got a sudden burst of confidence (courtesy of 4g0tmyname) and I grabbed Karl's chin and lightly turned it so he was looking straight into my eyes. Then I leaned forward and quickly kissed him on the lips before pulling away.
I ignored Nick for a moment as I let go of Karl's jaw. He took a moment to process this before immediately becoming a flustered mess and burying his head in Nick's chest.
That's when I moved my eyes to meet Nick's, I expected him to look angry, confused or something like that, however he seemed like he didn't mind at all.
His orange eyes just stared into mine and I raised my eyebrow at him again, "what?" I asked.
Suddenly his expression changed to match the one I made earlier, he leaned forward with a flustered Karl still hiding into Nick's shirt and pressed our lips together.
I was the one to give a confused look and Nick just smirked at me, "if you want to kiss my boyfriend, kiss me too. I don't like to be left out."
With that he, and Karl walked off around the corner of the brick building leaving me standing there and gawking like an idiot. I didn't expect it to happen like that.
Throughout our last few classes of the day Nick and Karl both seemed to have regained whatever composure they lost during lunch but both blushed slightly whenever they looked in my direction.
Eventually the end of the day came and I was standing in front of my locker and just about to text 4g0tmyname to tell them what happened (although they probably already knew being... a God and everything), when I felt someone tapping my shoulder.
I spun around on the balls of my feet to see both Nick and Karl there, with Karl's head leaning tiredly against Nick's shoulder... cute.
I shook that thought from my mind as I brought my eyes up to meet with Nick's and he gave me a smile.
"Uh-hey Alex... Karl and I were just wondering if you wanted to come over to my house... Like right now?"
I took a moment to decide but gave a nod and reflected Nick's smile, "sure... I'd love to c̶u̶m̶ come over."
They both gave eachother a smile before they directed me to Nick's truck.
I feel like I'm going to do the one thing 4g0tmyname told me not to do...
Oh well, it'll be worth it.
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1583 words.
Okay you'll get your dnf back next chapter if people don't want to see more of this.
I may or may not do smut for this, writing threesomes is kinda hard, but if I do.
Karl is bottom.
Alex and Nick are both switches (only with eachother they top Karl easily)
Also. This chapter (and the last one) in a nutshell.