Kiribaku oneshots

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KirI: "Chiyo...why the hell are you up? When's your bedtime!?"

Chiyo, with a smug look: "Oh I go to bed at nine and it's," *looks at clock*, "nine." *thug life music in the background.*
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Bakugou: "you wanna FUCKEN DIE!?"

Kiri, whispering very quietly: "Sometimes."

Bakugou:.....

Bakugou: "Babe are you ok?"
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Kiri: "Bakugou, choke me."

Bakugou: "ha, ok."

Kiri: "But dont stop till I'm limp, ok"

Bakugou: "w h a t"
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Ms. Midnight: "Remember to ware protection during sex!"

Kiri, walking into Bakugou's dorm with a full body of armour: "hey."

(Alright but no cap...midnight is like my favourite teacher besides Aizawa XD)
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Bakugou, laying on the floor with Tokoyami: "how the fuck am I still a virgin?"

Kiri, busting in threw the wall: "We can arrange to change no problem."

(I love Tokoyami personally🖤🖤)
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Kirishima to Bakugou: "I love you so much, I would die for you."

Bakugou: "Too bad you haven't proven that yet."

Kirishima: "I could arrange a demonstration if you'd like."

Bakugou, holding him back: "I wAs joKinG-"
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Kiri: "Why are you looking at me like that, Bakugou?"

Kaminari: "Because he LIKES you dude!"

Bakugou: "I don't fucken LIKE him! I fucken LOVE him, get it right fucken pikachu."

Kiri:........

Kaminari:......

Bakugou:.......

Bakugou: *sigh* "I said that out loud, didn't I?

Kiri:（≧∇≦）
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Bakugou: "OW! I fucken cut my finger!"

Kiri: "let me kiss it to make it better!"

Bakugou:...."how does that help?"

Kiri: "whenever my little brothers and sisters would get hurt, I'd kiss it to make it better. Always worked!"

Bakugou:...."I see."

Later that evening

Bakugou: "Todoroki, I need you to punch me in the face."
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Kiri: *badly hurt in the nurse's office*

Bakugou: *kicks down door* "I SWEAR TO FUCKEN GOD IF YOU PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN ILL KILL YOU MYSELF AND MAKE SURE YOU STAY DEAD. YOUR STUPID ASS IS GONNA SIT THERE AND GET BETTER!"

Three weeks later

Kiri: *scratches his knee at practice*

Bakugou: "WHAT THE FUCK! LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!" *puts plaster on the cut and kisses it* "I FUCKEN HATE YOU!"
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All Might: "Good morning everyone!"

Mic: "gooooooddd morning!"

Aizawa: "good morning."

Izuku: "G-good morning!!"

Todoroki: "....good morning."

Midnight: "you all sound like robots! Spice it up!"

The Bakusquad: "HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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Kiri: "bro-"

Bakugou: "I had your tongue in my mouth five minutes ago, don't you dare call me 'bro'
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Bakugou: "Sorry I'm late, I was....doing stuff."

Kiri, running in the room disheveled: "I TRIED KISSING HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKEN STAIRS!"

Or

Bakugou: "sorry I'm later, I was doing stuff."

Kiri, coming in behind him and throwing his arm around his shoulder: "hehe, I'm stuff."
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