John Lennon has started a newspaper column called "Dear John" and he will answer questions, give advice, and more.
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Dear John, What is your favourite ghost story? What is the dumbest argument you have ever gotten into? If you had to describe the colour purple to someone who can't see how would you describe it? Do bees have knees? What do you think of this song?
1. My favorite ghost story is about this guy who lives in the hills and is known as the Hamburger Man. It is said that he was mutilated by a fire or car crash in the 1950s and abducts victims by brandishing a knife or a meat hook and then takes them back to his lair where he grinds them up for dinner. That's why he's known as the Hamburger Man. Pretty horrific.
2. The dumbest argument I ever had was with George about whether fish could have aquaphobia.
3. If I was describing the color purple to someone who couldn't see, I would describe it as a soft, dark color that looks really good on me.
4. Do bees have knees?!? Don't that I know of!
5. I was dying laughing through the song, and when I showed it to George he actually fell out of the chair he was sitting in. I think I've just found my new ringtone.
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