Nanbaka x Reader one shots

Samon x Reader: Hahahaha-Nya!

"What's going on?" Samon walks up to two familiar figures giggling for whatever reason. The Ninaijita twins. Mao and (Y/n). Also known around the prison as 'Cat and Mittens'.

Yeah you weren't very fond of your nickname.

"Why don't you take a look for yourself?" Mao remarks with a teasing tone to his sisters fiancé.

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For nearly a month now, you have been the fiancé of Samon Gokuu. You're wedding isn't for another four months. It wasn't easy getting Mao's permission to marry you. It wasn't even easy getting permission from Mao to date you a few years back. Mao excepted it though. He knew he couldn't protect you forever and that someone else will-and has been for quite sometime-have to protect you. That someone being Samon.
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Samon does so and takes a peek in the guards break room.

"What the hell?" Samon trails off with a sweat drop.

There on the table is Inori dancing. He looked drunk. Well, he is drunk.

"I guess he couldn't wait until he got his day off." You laughed.

"Hey Samon! Check it out I'm you." Inori impersonates Samon. He started making random movement and giving out random orders.

Both yourself and Mao burst out laughing. Kiji laughed too. Seitarou would let out chuckles. Yamato was laughing loudly (you couldn't blame him though). Hitoshi giggled. Even Hajime and Kenshirou held back amused smiles. Mitsuru is taking a video.

"What are you gonna do?" You ask your fiancé after you had calmed down your laughing.

"I'll let it slide. Only because he's drunk. Bit if he thinks he can use the hangover as an excuse to sleep through work then he's wrong." Samon sighs. You giggle amused.

"Hey. How about you and me play again. All we need is a bed and privacy." Inori walks up to you.

At that, the room fell silent. You stared up at Inori embarrassed and scared. You weren't scared of his flirting. You we're more scared of the reactions that will occurs from-

"How dare you say that to my sister! Go rot nya!"

"Inori! I'll kill you for even thinking about my future wife like that!"

-----TimeSkip-----

You sat in the shared apartment of you and Mao. Actually it's mostly Mao's but yeah.

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Before you and Mao often did things together. After high school you lived together, shopped together, trained together, worked together. Even though you live with your fiancé, you still stay with your brother at least twice a week. You we're those twins that we're pretty much each other's best friend and inseparable.

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"I'm coming in." Samon walks in. He had a spare key to Mao's apartment.

"Welcome." Mao says. You smile.

"So how's Inori?" You asked.

"How the hell should I know?" Samon replies a bit angrily.

"Well I mean...you both kinda over did it." You sweat drop at the memory.

----Flashback----

"Samon, Mao, the Warden wants to speak with you both." You walked into the guard room to see your two favourite people calming down after there little out burst earlier. Well not little but....okay Inori is in serious treatment now.

"Well I gotta go. Let's go (Y/n)! We need to do some shopping." Mao grabs your hand and drags you off.

"Hey! Cat! I'm not going in there alone!" Samon calls angrily.

-----Now-----

"He should know not to make any moves on you." Samon pouts.

"He was drunk." You try to defend Inori's side. Even though he annoys you at times-and you find him to be a complete ass-he is still somewhat a friend.

"That is no reason!" Mao joins in.

"You're both so stubborn." You sigh. Samon stands up and walks closer to you. He wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you closer to him.

"Only of it means I can protect you." He smiles. You blush lightly but smile.

"You're such a dork sometimes, y'know that?" You kiss his nose.

"Ew! If you're gonna get all mushy then get out nya!" Mao kicks you two out.

"Nya! I thought we were staying over for the night!?" You pound on the door.

"We live across the hall." Samon deadpans.

Suddenly Mao opens the door and you both look at Samon. You both start laughing. It was a forced laugh. It caused the monkey to look at you both conceded and mostly if you were okay mentally.

"Hahahahahahahaha-" You laughed in sync.

"Why are you laughing-"

"Nya!" You both hiss and bring out the claws in your paws. Samon just sweat drops.