Nanbaka x Reader one shots

Guards x Reader: Guard Room

Yes I know what your probably thinking. "Does Chito-San have a dirty mind?" Well no. I have a sexy imagination.
I dunno, I just thought of this one shot while while watching an episode of Nanbaka so ya. Enjoy~

"Can I switch to building 4 or something? I feel like the people there are less perverted." You sigh as you walk into the guard room.

"Honey and Trois again?" Kiji asks.

"Yes."

"You can't get switched unless the Warden decides it's best." Kenshirou says as he continues to stare in aw at the Momoko Hyakushiki plush.

"Damn! Building 3 sucks!" You groan.

"Excuse me! But that's my building your talking about!" Kiji, your 'boss' from building 3, yells at you offended.

"Oh. Sorry Drag Queen. Forgot you were here." You deadpanned.

"I think your the only guard who treats their Supervisor with no respect." Seitarou smiles as he takes a seat bedside you.

"Yeah well they're human too so yeah."

Then Yamato's voice speak up in the guard room.

"Hey! That tickles!" Looking over, you gawk at the horse he was with him.

"No pets aloud!" Kiji yells at him.

"What's his roll here?" You ask no one in particular.

"I don't know. Mom?" Samon replies.

"More like annoying old hag." Hajime comments.

Just then Yamatomaru (is that how you spell it?) started running around the guard room, creating chaos.

"Damnit Yamato! Get control over your pet!" Hajime yells.

"Don't worry. Yamatomaru isn't a pet. He's family. HAHAHAHA!" Yamato laughs.

"Just get control of it!" Kenshirou yells.

"Deputy Supervisor! Please stop Yamatomaru before someone gets hurt!" Seitarou yells.

"Ah!" You yelled as the horse came charging at you though. You felt yourself get pushed down.

For a moment it was quiet. Yamato got ahold of Yamatomaru so that was good. Seitarou, Hajime, Kiji and Kenshirou stared in shock at the scene.

You were shocked too. And so is Samon.

While saving you, when Samon pushed you down, his left hand groped your right boob.

"...." Every one is quiet.

However, everyone can feel the murderous aura surrounding you.

"I know I should be thankful for saving me Samon but..." You whispered, "I will kill you." You glared at him.

"W-wait! I didn't mean too!" Samon panicked as he backed up, raising his hands in defence.

"Pervert!" You yelled as you kicked him where the sun doesn't shine.

"Ah!" He yelled in pain as he held his nuts tenderly like a squirrel tenderly holding his nuts.

"Damn Monkey." Hajime growled.

"I hate you." Kenshirou glared at him.

"(Y/n)! Please calm down!" Seitarou held you back from attacking Samon.

"So disrespectful towards woman." Yamato comments referring toward Samon's recent action.

"And you say Honey and Trois are perverted." Kiji sweat drops before glaring at Samon.

"I'm going back to the building to make my rounds. See you there Kiji." You huff in annoyance as you walk out of the guard room.

"I think I'd rather stay in building 3 than transfer to possibly building 5. At least in building 3 Honey and Trois don't try and touch me like that." You growled to yourself as you took the train towards building 3. 

•With the Guards•

Samon finally stands up after his private area wasn't in pain anymore.

"Ah!" He lies in the floor, once again holding his nuts tenderly as possible.

"You little shit!" Hajime yells.

"What do you want you hulking gorilla!?" Samon yells at him from the floor.

"How dare you touch my lady like that." A deadly aura surrounds Kenshirou.

"What happened to the Warden?" Kiji questions him.

"Now I'll never have a chance." Whimpers Seitarou.

"I doubt supervisor Gokuu has a chance either after what he did." Yamato says.

"Aren't you bothered by this Kiji?" Mitsuru come sup behind him.

"Where did you come from?" Hajime glares at him.

"Of course I'm bothered! That damn monkey touched what is soon to be mine!" Kiji yells angrily as he's finally showing that he's really bothered by what had happened only moments ago.

"You know," Samon groans as he sits up. He then takes a look at his left hand, "it's so soft and warm." Hajime, Kenshirou, and Kiji all got multiple tick marks,

"I WILL KILL YOU!"

There you have it. Even tho no one requested it, I wanted to do one anyways. This is a,
Hajime x Samon x Kenshirou x Kiji x Seitarou x Reader

Question: Should I make multiple endings for this one?

Anyone got requests?