Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

Headcanons!~ Kinks and Fetishes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(These will be according to the kinks thy have in the 500k special. When that's up, I recommend reading it if you like the bum cheeky secksu ;))
(T/W: prepare for many lennys)

Kisame:
~pssshhhhhhh how did you not expect this to have some sort of wetness in it
~I mean shower secks is common
~the both of you don't really like the foreplay, so you just skip straight to the wacky sack
~his cum is blue and so are you by the time he's done
~rimjobs are a thing so uh yeah
~the mattress gets ruined every single time man

Itachi:
~ wait, what? Did you just say blindfolds?
~B O N D A G E
~he likes to lick up from your navel until he reaches your lips and then the two of you blindly French (bc he is sex god) until you two have had enough appetizers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ um hello foreplay man he had to make you cum at least twice before the actual thing what do you expect from the sex god
~he likes old style classic pastel colors on you so most of the time he'll get the lingerie bc sex god
~9.7 inches. Think about it. Truly. A sex god.
~HAVE I TOLD YOU HES A S E X G O D
~he loves you sm man don't get me wrong but he goes faster than the fuckin flash man that shit hurts so good

Hidan:
~damn is it hot in here or is it just his throbbing cock nvm it is
~Rihanna's s&m come true
~you two look so sexy holy shit why is your bra so vampy (maybe a scenario where reader-chan is a vampire instead???? Idk what do you think Rhi-sama?)(sounds good!)

~also you like to use knives bc kinky hella ass shit man

Kakuzu:
~you guys are pretty vanilla but it's common use of those fluffy handcuffs from the chapter before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~he is big and u r smol and that is something he definitely enjoys, smashing and stretching are his two favorite things to do, along with loving obviously.
~he's one of the most potent lingerie buyers at Victoria's Secret because he honestly really loves it when oh prance into the room in just a robe and undergarments. Makes him feel so... Inflated. If you know what I mean.
~no but really it's like little chicks big dicks watch out for ur pussi

Deidara:
~there's an apparent hair fetish, no wonder why he has so much of it.
~of course the hand mouths are a very important thing in your intercourse as well, it certainly courses an explosion in bed ;)
~during random times, he'll grab your hair and tug lightly, just ever so slightly as to cause the slightest bit of utmost enjoyable pain, adding to the pleasure of you two closer than ever.
~most of the time Sasori walks in and one time there was even a threesome surprise you're bisexual

Sasori:
~"d..d-daddy!!" (Aw hell yeah I know you've been waiting for this one)
~he does not go easy whatsoever, this is definitely rough love
~ sometimes you guys have a threesome with Deidara but shh no one is supposed to know that zip ur lips
~the assortment of toys and tools he has are quite widespread.
~he literally always had morning wood there is no way to stop a round two or forty seven at any time in the day
~why would you not call him either daddy or danna that's an actual daily occurrence

Tobi/Obito:
~how did you really not actually expect vanilla to be your kinky as shit fetish that's the literal emotion of his character
~the last time you two used up more than thirteen bottles of whipped cream and ruined a perfectly good carpet
~things are a bit different when Obito takes over, such as the amount of power he puts into the thrusts and his use of of ocular jutsu.
~let's just say that dick may or may not be bigger than that is his susanoo ok

Pein:
~much piercing, many metal
~mentioned in the previous strip poker chapter it is also known he had a very much pierced dick
~he has asked you multiple times to get a clit ring but that is for you to decide
~the overall experience is pretty peaceful. There may be many links but it is quite refreshing to the both of you.
~but shit gets real he's found the iron handcuffs
~aND ThE fURrY ButT PLuG SHit
~literally prepare your anus

Suigetsu (I DIDNT FORGET HIM HA):
~there is a reason why his teeth are so sharp and that is to give sweet sweet pleasure to the most sensitive parts of your body with an infinite supply of lube.
~it's quite smooth, but it's ok bc u have lube. Though he definitely likes to go rough a lot, but you use s lot of lube. But really, think about it. He's a tall guy. His shoe size is pretty big too. The length. Anyone would want him to dick them down
~THERE IS LITERALLY A CONSTANT SOURCE OF LUBE. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE LUBE. LUBE IS YOUR SAVIOR. LUBE IS EVERYWHERE. EVERYTHING IS LUBE.
~L U B E

That was fun to write so thanks
-Sushi