Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

Zodiac #2

Your Akatsuki Rival:

Aries: Pein

Taurus: Kakuzu

Gemini: Kisame

Cancer: Sasori

Libra: Tobi (knowing he was Obito)

Virgo: Suigetsu

Scorpio: Itachi

Sagittarius: Hidan

Capricorn: Konan

Aquarius: Tobi (not knowing he was Obito)

Pieces: Sasuke

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To Itachi, the signs are his...

Aries: Best friend

Taurus: Fuck buddy

Gemini: Crush

Cancer: His secret admirer

Libra: Enemy

Virgo: Cousin

Scorpio: Rival

Sagittarius: Sister

Capricorn: Ex

Aquarius: Lover

Pieces: Wife

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Who is protective of you:

Aries: Hidan

Taurus:  Itachi

Gemini: Deidara

Cancer: Kakuzu

Libra: Suigetsu

Virgo: Kisame

Scorpio: Tobi (not knowing he was Obito)

Sagittarius: Sasori

Capricorn: Tobi (knowing he was Obito)

Aquarius: Pein

Pieces: Sasuke

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A/N: alright since I've not been at school, shit's gone down in my squad.

They. Added. A. New. Squad. Member. Without. Me. What. The. Fuck. Dude.

And he's going out with 'E', like, gurl, no, he's a fuckboyyyyyyy~ And you know it~

I mean, jesus, our squad is big enough, we barely fit on our table at lunch.

So, there's me, Rhi~ Tamzyn, Tyler, Molly, Eloise, Katherine, Keiron, Davina, and now Tom? No thanks, ya nasty. 

AND THEY ADDED HIM IN THE SQUAD GROUP CHAT LIKE NO, NO FUCKBOYS ALLOWED IN THE SWAMP. MAN. I'M EXTRMELY ANNOYED.

Me, Davina and Tyler were saying the most racists, worst dark humour jokes we could find in the hopes of scaring him off xD I must just say, it was brilliant. Eloise, who seems to be going out with Tom, was getting really pissy at us, mainly me XD 

Have a great day/night/life!~

Rhi-Chan out!~