Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

Random

(Guess who's back, bitches xP)

These are like random head canon things? like idk how to describe them? Like, not exactly scenarios...? Just.. random?

If they went swimming:

Kisame
- Complaining about the chlorine
- Probably doing laps around the pool
- Purposely bursting the floaties with his teeth
- Challenges Itachi to a race
- Loses the race

Itachi:
- Beat Kisame at a race
- Doesn't want to be there
- Floats around on a floaty
- Gives up and goes home when Kisame pops the floaty

Hidan:
- Pushing people in the pool
- Splashing everyone
- Dive bomb
- Probably running outside the pool and slips on the wet floor
- Kicked out for breaking every rule possible

Kakuzu:
- Probably doing laps with Kisame
- Will fight anyone who splashes
- Spends hours trying to wash the chlorine from his hair
- Kicked out for threatening to fight the life guard

Deidara:
- Won't get in so is pushed by Hidan
- Playing with the pool toys
- Tries not to get his hair wet
- Gives up and pretends to be a dolphin

Sasori:
- Is also pushed in by Hidan
- Floats in one place
- Refuses to move when he's in the swimming lane (you know that lane where people just swim up and down? )
- Weeks later water still leaks from his joints

Tobi:
- SPLASHES EVERYONE IN RANGE
- STAY AWAY
- Bothers random people
- Gets mad when people get water in his eyes

Pein:
- Loses piercings at the bottom of the pool
- Is looking for them until closing time
- Forgot his towel
- Steals a random towel
- Wears pink goggles

Suigetsu:
- Is a regular at the pool
- Knows the life guard personally
- Bribes the life guard to ignore the rule breaking
- Almost drowns Pein
- is salty his floaty got popped.

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If they Went Camping

Kisame:
- Wants to camp near the lake
- Is salty the group decided not to
- Forgot clean underwear
- Got Poison Ivy

Itachi:
- Bear Grylls
- Ready for this
- Glamping
- Brought his whole wardrobe

Hidan:
- Constant complaint
- "I was supposed to bring a tent?"
- Wants food 24/7
- Is attacked by ants

Kakuzu:
- Forced to share a tent with Hidan
- Brought all his money with him
- 5974907937 bags
- Does not leave the tent until it's time to go

Deidara:
- Put the tent up inside out
- Fell over in a puddle and is muddy for the rest of the day
- Tries to bathe in a lake
- Gets minor frostbite
- Cries every night until he can go home

Sasori:
- Does not leave the tent
- Make 2048846 puppets from logs meant for the fire
- Nearly strangles Suigetsu
- Tries to burn Tobi over the camp fire

Tobi:
- Screams at every sound he hears
- Wakes everyone up every night
- Scares away all wildlife within 100 meter radius
- Tent is pink
- Brought 5048 stuffed animals

Pein:
- Angry 24/7
- No sleep

- Cannot survive without coffee
- Tent leaks when it rains

- 110% done with everyone

Suigetsu:
- Telling scary stories
- Forgot tent pegs
- Also salty about not camping near the lake