Dear Diary,
It's homecoming week all over the country, and I love it. I'm planning on taking Hawaii and Florida to the homecoming parade in DC, which is where I am now. I can't bring myself to think about the other countries, and what they're doing. Honestly, I don't care. there's just too much awesome going on here.
It funny, you know? I can feel all of the school spirit and friendships and love and everything. There isn't much room for sad things. Even the depressed students are a little lighter this week.
Remember when I said I looked myself up online? Well, I looked up a few other countries too, to see if they were as bad as me, and I found out a few things:
1. Sweden is completely and utterly gay
2. Sealand was bought by Sweden on EBay...
3. England has a tattoo of a guitar on his butt
4. Russia hates the cold
5. 2p Italy is the scariest shit
6. Belarus is actually pretty cool, just don't have Russia there too
And that is what I learned from the internet today... Maybe I'll look again tomorrow...
JE LEEST
The Diary of a depressed nation
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