(Teen)Jason:*Watching Kelsey and Tony beat each other up*Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Eliza:I saw you hanging out with Jane yesterday!
Toman:Eliza,it's not what you think!
Eliza:I won't hesitate,bitch! *Takes out her axe*
Jp:So basically,what I was thinking-
George:*Smacks him in the face*
Jp:Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this...!
(Teen)Jason:*Falls through ceiling*
(Teen)Craig:Hey,Jasie
(Teen)Jason:Hey,Craig
Tony:It is Wednesday,my dudes...AAAAAA
Boris:I don't wanna go to church
Boris's mom:But you'll be saved
Boris:There's no saving this sweet piece of ass
The Secret Kid:Mr.Forest Scout,Mr.Forest Scout! Oh my fucking god,he fucking dead....
(Younger)Bernard:*Runs up to Jessica*
(3 y/o)Jessica:Daddy?
(Younger)Bernard:DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-
Jason:I was thinking I could do some magic
Eliza:Magic?! Jason,it says,TALENT show
Craig:You will never have her!
Jason:Why not?!
Craig:Because I love you...
Kelsey:I just can't even!
Craig:Jason! There's a bee right there!
Jason:*Runs and screams like he's about to get murdered*
Craig:Jason! I'm kidding!
Jason:*Pissed*You need Jesus!
Jp:Sometimes I wish I could just fly away and never come back!
Kit:Your wish is grated!
Jp:*Flying*I miss my Xbox
Tabitha:I have no soul,have a nice day!
Courtney:I don't have one either...
Kit:*Tearing up*Wake up everyday,*Sniff* and still be fucking ugly...*Sniff*That shit get old like...Why my glow up keep passing me!?
(Teen)The Stratchless one:*Dressed up like a nun*And my sisters always ask me,are you really a virgin? That's NUN of your business
Boris:Let's go get some pizza! *Bumps into door* Ow! I hate my life :(
(Teen)Kit:*Screaming like she's on damn drugs*
(Teen)Jason:There is kids in here! Girl get out of here fucking....
Mark:I don't sing in the shower...I perform...*In the shower and is singing*
Jason and Craig:*Playing a song on a piano*
Craig:*Hits one key slightly*
Jason:Very good
Craig:...I know
Laura:WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Jp:You said bring my grades up...
Laura:...I did say that...
Jason:Look how cute these pens look!
Craig:That looks gay
Jason:...Craig we've been dating for months...
Jp:Now that I have kidnapped you I will torture you!
Maya:*Trying to break free*What are you doing to do? Sit on me?!
Jp:Yes!
Bobby:Oh hey-
Big Red:Where'd your neck go
Bobby:...Where'd your daddy go everybody looking for him ain't no one looking for my neck
Jason:Dude you're on fire!
Tony:What do I do?!!!!
Jason:*Trying to remember what his scout counselor taught him*Uhhh....Pop lock and drop it!
Tony:*Dancing*Its not working! It's not working!
(Don't worry guys,Boris came and dumped some water on him*
Jason:*Drawing tears on his face*
The Secret Kid:Jason! Mr.Forest Scout!
Jason:It's a filter
The Secret Kid:*Tries to get the marker off with his thumbs*Jason,we're going to have to wash-
Jason:No-no-no,Ben-
The Secret Kid:No!
Jason:Secret Kid,you ruined it :(
The Secret Kid:Mr.Forest Scout,I-...Oh my god...
Jason:*Gets up* be right back...
The Secret Kid:Just so you know that's a sharpie!
Bernard:How are you doing today,Jasmine?
Jasmine:....
Bernard:.... •_•
Jasmine:...But,you did this for what?
Bernard:Why not?
Jasmine:...Why?!
Bernard:why not?
Jasmine:Why though...
Craig:I want a dog,we're getting a dog
Nicole:A dog?
Craig:Yes
Nicole:D-O-G?
Craig:Yes
Nicole:Dog?
Craig:Mom seriously-
Nicole:Never
Craig:yes
Nicole:Never
Craig:We all die,you either kill yourself or get killed :/ Whatcha gonna do?
George:Your speech was so good,Jane
Jane:Oh My GoD i DiDn'T eVeN lIkE tRy It WaS lIkE iMpOsSiBlE
George:OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A FRICKING COMPLAINANT?!!!
Mark:*Has pig wrapped on a blanket in his arms*Barry,to the creek,I have a little surprise for you :)
Barry:Is that a chicken???
Craig:*Saving Bobby from drowning*He can't breathe!
Jason:Neither can I when I'm with you
Craig:*Blushes and pushes Bobby to the side to be with Jason*
Teacher:Go ahead and introduce yourself
Jason:Hi my name is Jason with a b,and I'm allergic to bees-
Teacher:Stop,stop stop...Where's the b?
Jason:*Terrified* There's a bee?!
Mark:Barry,do you have spirit?
Barry:Yeah,Mark!
Mark:Tabitha,do you have spirit?
Tabitha:I have spirits :)
Mark:....what....
Kelsey:There is only one race,the human race
Tony:What about NASCAR?!!
Doctor:Okay,just step on the scale
Boris:Alright *Steps on scale*
The 'scale':OH DEAR GOD,HELP!!!
Jason:One vote for D please
Craig:Who's D?
Jason:Deez Nuts! Ha!
Reporter on Tv:As you can see Deez Nuts are below Donald Trump...
Jason:Ha!