-in Cupid's playground chat-
Tanaka- morning
Terushima- shhhh I'm on a date
Mad dog- than get off your phone
Terushima- ........wowwwwwwww hurry up in the bathroom our foods gonna get cold
Mad dog- can a man take a piss in peace?
Terushima- Sorry Sorry
Kageyama- huhhhhh HINATA
Hinata- WHAT
Kageyama- wanna go on a date?
Hinata- lol of course
Kageyama- okay I'll pick you up later❤️
Oikawa- y'all are so cute
Iwaizumi- your cuter
Oikawa- omg iwachan ❤️😍😘
Kenma- ew loll
Kuroo- :(
Kenma- shhhh private chat only
Kuroo- ;)
Bokuto- oof
Akaashi- I wanna go on a date?.....
Kuroo- lmao kenmaaaaa
Kenma- nuuuuuu private chatttt
Kuroo- to badddd I won't say anything weird
Kenma- fine..
Kuroo- do you wanna go on a date with me?
Kenma- no
Kuroo- :(
Kenma- I'm kidding...
Yaku- kenma I swear you love making him sad
Kenma- I don't
Bokuto- Kuroo I'll take you
Kuroo- ahhh bro can we go to that new restaurant
Bokuto- last time we went to a new restaurant.. I got my finger stuck in the wall but I meannn okayy!!
Akaashi- ....
Kenma- ...fineee. Akaashi I'll stay home with you okay?
Akaashi- mhm.
Kenma- :(
Oikawa- ouch
Iwaizumi- he's just oblivious
Oikawa- says iwachan
Iwaizumi- want me to beat your ass?
Lev- you cant beat what's not there
Iwaizumi- I'll kick your ass too
Yaku- do it I dare you
Iwaizumi- okay lmao I will leave my shittykawa alone
Tanaka- protective boyfriend = hot boyfriend
Asahi- see^
Noya- ....
Tanaka- ha ha... 😐
Terushima- hmmm hi noya
Mad dog- :(
Terushima- okay okay sorry oikawa or Kuroo take over for me I'm on a date
Oikawa- yes you enjoy your date so noya-Chan
Tanaka- don't call him that
Asahi- don't call him that
Oikawa- actually I can call him whatever I want
Asahi- really?
Oikawa- yeah it's my mouth
Asahi- but he's my boyfriend
Kuroo- your a little too protective don't you think Like it's to the point where your just being an asshole
Tanaka- guys
Noya- um
Asahi- noya aren't you supposed to be working?
Noya- I am working...
Asahi- good
Oikawa- ^
Iwaizumi- ^
Kuroo- ^
Kenma- asshat
Asahi- who?
Yaku- sksksksk owl head ass
Bokuto- heyyyyy that's a compliment don't give it to him
Kenma- aren't you supposed to be giving akaashi attention
Bokuto- I wassss why do you boss me around
Kuroo- kenma is the mom of the house I love it❤️
Kenma- .....I will let this one and this one only slide
Kuroo- yay!
Noya- guys I'm fine
Asahi- noya
Noya- gtg
Tanaka- .....
Kuroo- dude
Oikawa- he's his own person you know
Iwaizumi- you don't need to boss him around
Makki- that's kinda a dick move
Mattsun- yeah that's not how to be a good boyfriend
Makki- Mattsun would know all about being a good boyfriend
Mattsun- pfftttt
Yaku- ahhhhh man
Kuroo- well anyway
Oikawa- since the pussy decided to leave the chat
Iwaizumi- 👀
Tanaka- fax
Asahi- who
Yaku- I'm gonna fucking die
Lev- omg Yaku stoppp
Yaku- I can't it's so funny for no reason
Lev- hehe your cute
Yaku- nu
Oikawa- lol
Bokuto- hey Kuroo
Kuroo- ye
Bokuto- wanna go get tonight's dinner with me
Kenma- ....
Kuroo- Hmm yeah if kenma doesn't mind
Kenma- oh no I'm fine that's not why I was putting dots
Kuroo- okay! Than yes!
Akaashi- oof....
Kenma- ...akaashi
Oikawa- should i say something
Iwaizumi- dont crappykawa
Oikawa- omg iwachan stop being so me... can't you call me something else
Iwaizumi-like what
Oikawa- idk.. baby? Honey? Babe?
Iwaizumi- LMAO no.
Oikawa- :(
Makki- Aww captain
Mattsun- that's tuff right babe
Makki- right
Mattsun - ❤️
Yaku- wait are pet names like a big thing in relationships
Lev- um idk really
Yaku- like I've used handsome and stuff but idk if I've ever really called you baby or babe or anything
Lev- Hmm I'm not sure
Yaku- your just so young
Lev- oh..
Kuroo- oh yeah I forgot that your a first year 😂pfft
Lev- mhm.
Yaku- it's okay tho
Lev- oki
Yaku- so cute
Kuroo- what the oki thing
Yaku- yes!
Oikawa- lol it's only cute when lev uses it
Tanaka- big facts
Iwaizumi- oikawaaaaaa
Oikawa- nuuu leave me aloneeee
Iwaizumi- babyyyyyyyyy
Kuroo- lol what?
Oikawa- he's horny
Bokuto- same lmao
Kuroo- Oop-
Kenma- hehe
Iwaizumi- Tooru~
Oikawa- ahhhhhh Iwa stoppppp
Kuroo- why is he horny
Tanaka- he was literally fine just a minute ago
Oikawa- ....he went into my eyes only on my Snapchat
Tanaka- 👀
Noya- oof bro
Asahi- noya do you have a my eyes only
Noya- of course not asahi
Tanaka-........
Oikawa- can I kick him?
Asahi- who?
Yaku- skskksks
Lev- omg Yaku Your more of a child than me
Tanaka- idk...
Iwaizumi- oikawa!
Kuroo- wtf iwa lmao
Oikawa- he's also drinking.... I locked him in my bathroom
Lev- YAKU HAD TO DO THAT TO ME BEFORE
Yaku- it was so awkward
Oikawa- I just don't wanna have sex :( I'm texting kageyama
Kuroo- OH?
Kenma- hUh does Hinata know?
Oikawa- no. That's the point.
Akaashi- whore
Oikawa- what?! It's- no that's not... ITS NOT LIKE THAT STUPID HEADs! :( I'm going to have alone time with my iwachan bye
Iwaizumi- yayyyyyy
Lev- he's also a flirty drunk
Yaku- I guess so hehe
Lev- what
Yaku- I wanna get you drunk again
Lev- um
Kenma- he's to young
Kuroo- agreed you shouldn't have done it the first time oof
Kenma - yeah...
Bokuto- Kuroo ready for our date
Kuroo- hell yeah!
Bokuto- lol okay let me kiss akaashi goodbye
Oikawa- wHoRe
Akaashi- shut up....
Kenma- wanna play Minecraft with me?
Akaashi- idk... imma just take a nap...
Kenma- :( want me to lay with you? I'll turn it down
Akaashi- oki...
Tanaka- I take it back akaashi is cute when he says it as well
Yaku- pfft
(I'm sorry for anyone who likes Asahi tbh but- I- I needed a 'bad guy' hehe)