THIS IS THE 100th PART OF THIS BOOK!!!!
And yesterday I went to the Trials of Apollo release! He read a part of a chapter out loud AND I GOT TO ASK UNCLE RICK A QUESTION!!!
Percy Rewrites are gonna be a series of one shots in which Percy rewrite fairy tales with his friends in it.
So here is the first Percy Rewrite:
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Teenage Blue Cape
Once upon a time not so far a way there was a teenage boy who got along with most people (who weren't trying to kill him) and most of all he got along with and loved his mom. His mom was the best person ever she would give him anything she could, from cookies colored blue to the awesome looking blue cape. Since it was a gift from his mother (which had hidden pockets he could hide cookies in) people started calling him Teenage Blue Cape.
One day he was hanging out with his girlfriend when his mentor Chiron interrupted. "Sorry Teenage Blue Cape, but I just received word that your mom has fallen ill. I suggest you go see her. Especially before it gets to hot out."
"I'll leave now," Teenage Blue Cape decided.
"You should bring her some medicine and food," his girlfriend Annabeth suggested.
"I'll stop by the Hestia's for some soup, the bakery,, and Will's on my way out of the village!" He called starting to hurry away.
"Don't eat all the baked goods yourself! And don't get lost this time!"
"No promises!"
After his quick stops Teenage Blue Cape headed off into the woods. His mother lived out in the woods in his childhood home. His mother had raised him there in order to keep in safe. He walked into the trees following the path, and it wasn't long until a female monster stepped in his way. Teenage Blue Cape wasn't fazed. He continued on his way as the female monster spoke.
"Hey," said the female monster.
"Sup?" Teenage Blue Cape responded.
"What are you doing? Shouldn't you be back with those friends of yours?"
"I could but, I'm going to my mom's. What are you doing Ms...?"
"Gaea. And I'm simply out for a walk. What's in your backpack?"
"Meds and food for my mom."
"How far away does your mom live?"
"Further in the woods. Under that huge oak."
Gaea thought to herself: Hmm. I'm bored and hungry. Like really hungry. Maybe I can eat the mom... him too! Oh and I'll eat the food he brought for dessert! But I hope this goes quickly, I can't be late to poker night with Nyx!
"Mind if I join you?" Gaea asked. "Would be nice to walk with someone for a while."
"Eh sure. I don't care."
For a while both walked together enjoying the sunshine, eating some of the baked goods Teenage Blue Cape had picked up on the way. After a while Gaea spoke. "So, nature. Real pretty right?"
"Yup," Teenage Blue Cape agreed. "It is certainly nature. Those flowers are cool."
"Those red ones are pretty."
"No not those. The red ones look horrible. I was talking about the blue ones next to it... Maybe I'll grab some for my mom. She likes flowers." He walked off the path and further in the woods looking for all the blue flower he could find. After a while he looked around. "Styx, lost again. Annabeth is gonna murder me."
Meanwhile Gaea hurried down the path looking for the big oak tree the teenage boy had mentioned. Once there she knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" A voice called.
Once trying to make her voice deeper Gaea called back. "Teenage Blue Cape mom!"
"Come on in! It's open!"
Gaea smiled. That was simpler then she had thought. Where's a STAPLES button when you need one? She strolled inside and once closing the door behind her proceeded to swallow the mother. Once fed she headed for the closet and began to play dress up.
Teenage Blue Cape had finally found the path again and hurried to his mom's house. He knocked once. "Mom! It's me."
Inside Gaea cursed. She laid in the bed turned over to face the wall. "Come in my dear boy!" She could hear him enter. "Hey mom. You look bigger..."
"I just have a lot of blankets. It's very cold," Gaea responded.
"It's actually hot in here but whatever. I brought food and medicine. I suggest medicine first while the food heats on the stove," Teenage Blue Cape said getting a pot to place the soup in. "I visited the bakery too. I may or may not have eaten some on the way..."
"Sounds, great either way dear," Gaea said rising from the bed. Percy leaned over the stove not really paying attention. "Oh and Teenage Blue Cape?"
Teenage Blue Cake blinked and looked up only to be swallowed whole.
"Styx. Well this is gross."
"What did I tell you about getting yourself into trouble?" A woman's voice coughed.
"Oh hi mom. And it isn't like I plan these things."
As the mother and son bickered Gaea feeling a little tired lay back down on the bed for a nap. Meanwhile a hunter was walking by outside. She had taken a break from hunting with her group and chose to take a walk hopefully heading for the village but she had gotten slightly lost. It wasn't long before her blue eyes spotted a cottage. Perhaps I can get direction there, She thought to herself. Though she raised an eyebrow when she got closer and noticed the door wide open.
"Why would they leave the door open?" She asked herself. She headed to the doorway and was about to knock when she noticed the female monster with the strangely large belly sleeping in the bed. "I could certainly get a lot of money for this one..." She murmured drawing her knife and walking closer to the sleeping female monster. She crept closer and was ready to kill it when the stomach twitched. She froze and reached out tentatively to poke it. At first nothing happened and then she heard a muffled curse.
"She ate someone?" She realized her eyes wide. After a moment she took a deep breath raised her knife before bringing it down on the female monster's face and knocked her out. That done the hunter then proceed to run her knife as delicately as she could down the female monster's stomach.
"Oh thank the gods," A voice said. The hunter stepped back surprised as a boy climbed out of the female monster's stomach before reaching back to help a woman out.
"Well this has been a strange day..." The hunter stated. "I'm gonna take that carcass."
"Be my guest. Teenage Blue Cape by the way. Thanks for saving us. I would shake your hand but I doubt you'd want to... I'm covered in stomach juice..."
"You'd guess right then. I'm Thalia and I am really creeped out. I'll be going. Oh can you direct me to the village?" Once directions were given Thalia grabbed the female monster and hauled it out of the cottage and down the path.
While sitting and eating with his mom something occurred to Teenage Blue Cape. "I talked to another monster today..."
His mother facepalmed. "Close the door."
Not much later a knock came from the door. "Mother? It is I! Teenage Blue Cape!"
Neither the son nor mother spoke and the monster circled the house a couple times before hopping up on the roof and hoped to strike later.
The mother despite her illness was quick to come up with an idea. "Put the last of that soup into the water trough out back."
Teenage Blue Cape shrugged and did as he was told. He got the pot and poured the soup into the water trough (what a waste of good food). That done he headed back in the cottage and locked the door.
Meanwhile intrigued by the smell the monster leaned down but he was stupid and fell in drowning himself. Then Teenage Blue Cape went back to the village happy. And no one messed with him again. (For the rest of that day).
THE END
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"That was the stupidest thing I ever heard," Thalia said shaking her head. "I should've been in it more."
Percy smiled. "Well don't worry I got more. The next one is all about you and Jason."
"Oh joy..." Jason said.
"Am I in it?" Piper asked.
"Not this one," Percy said shaking his head.
"Well we got time continue!" Leo cheered, Calypso rolled her eyes fondly.
"Will we get a story?" Hazel asked.
"I'm not sure I wan't one," Frank mumbled.
"I do," Reyna put in.
"One with me and Nico!" Will volunteered.
"Please leave me out of this," Nico begged.
"At least you're somewhat enjoying literature," Annabeth smiled.
Percy smiled. "Okay this next one is called..."