Secret Keeper:Um...What I suggest is you should um...Keep your wig on-
Eliza:...
Bernard: *Passing out Halloween candy* Aw! Well you must be a scary zombie! How cute!
Keef:I'm Ebola :)
Bernard:...Okay....
George: *Watching Eliza sing*
Eliza:D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E! I see things that nobody else sees!
George: *Blushes* She's the cutest singer I've ever seen-
(Adult)Gordy:*Slaps Keef*
(Adult)Keef:Ow! You fucking slapped-
(Adult)Gordy:*Gets out ring*Marry me
(Adult)Keef: *Blushes*
(Teen)Gordy:*Hops into Keefs car* Drive!
(Teen)Keef:Why?
(Teen)Gordy:I robbed a bank!
(Teen)Keef:What?!
(Teen)Gordy:*Takes out pen* I stole this pen from the front desk now drive!
Tony:Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend yet?
Jason: *Remembers he started dating Craig* Ummm...Uh- Well.... Um..- * Nervously sweats*
Secret Keeper: *Dressed up as a ghost* Boo!
Jason: *In an awful mood* Did you just call me your boo?
Secret Keeper:Uh...-
Jason:I have a boyfriend!
Tony:Okay, would you rather kill Wildernessa or-
Jason:Kill Wildernessa :)
Tony:But I didn't say the other one yet-
Jason:No need too!
Wildernessa:Okay...Feeling a little unsafe...
(Teen)Kelsey:H-Hey...I think you're pretty cute and I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me...
(Teen)Wildernessa:Pretty cute? I'M A GODDESS!
Tabitha:Okay Jason, time to head to bed
Jason: *Pissed* Crybaby says I can stay up as long as I want!
Tabitha:*Trying not to laugh, plays along* What the heck, Cry Baby!
Radio:*Playing the song Manners by Ashnikko*
Gordy's mom:*Gasp* No! *Trying to turn it off but it's not working* No! Turn it off! NO!
Keef:*Trying not to laugh*
Keef: *Pouring himself some cereal*
Keef's dad:Do you know what's in them? If you eat enough of those they'll probably kill you
Keef:Really?
Keefs dad:Yeah real-
Keef:*Pours the whole box in*
(Teen)Kit:Hey what are you dressing as?
(Teen)Wildernessa:A depressed teen...
(Teen)Kit:Oh, well you did a great job on it!
(Teen)Wildernessa:I-It's not a costume...
Gordy:Hey guys, just remember! Inhale the good shit, and exhale the bullshit :)
Jason:*Buried in sand* I'm the sun guardian! Guardian of the sun!
Craig: *Hugs Jason* Poseidon quivers before him!
(Tide comes in)
Jason:FUCK OFF!
Craig:Hey Jason, would you like a piece of this apple pie?
Jason:I would like a piece of time with you *Kisses him on the cheek*
Craig: *Gasp* Jason! That's for later
(Teen)Craig:Sorry mom and dad, I have plans for tonight
(3 hours later)
(Teen)Jason: *On a date with Craig* This is nice *Kisses Craig*
Tony:Hold on guys, my mom is calling me *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Kelsey:This math test is hard!
Tony:wtf-
Wildernessa:*Ugly crying* If you fucking put a damn hand on me, I'm gonna fucking rip your face off you little bitch >:(
Jason:Whatever
Tony:What did he do?
Wildernessa:*Sobbing* CAUSE HE FUCKING PACIFIED ME! I COULDN'T CONFESS TO CRAIG. *Sniff* HE STOLE CRAIG!
Jp:Cookin' pizza...*Accidentally hits Kelsey with the pizza pan*
Kelsey:Ow!
Jp:*Gasp* I wasn't ready!
Jason: *Watching the Peanuts movie on his phone*
Tabitha:Jason can you turn that off
Jason:Why? Its not inappropriate!
Tabitha:Because I'm allergic to peanuts
(19 y/o)Jason:It's getting hot out here
(19 y/o)Craig:Yeah it is
(19 y/o)Jason:I'm not talking about the weather I'm talking about you
Craig:*On the phone with Jp and Kelsey* My mom said if I fail my math test she won't let me go out with Jason!
Kelsey:Well what are you gonna do?
Craig:Fucking study I guess...
Jp:New year new me! *Throws a slice of cheese to Goo* Ha! Got her!
(The Tea Timers after finding Crybaby in Hush Little Baby)
Jane: *Gasp* What is that? A gift from the heavens?!
Crybaby: *Lands on the ground*
The Tea Timers: *Shocked Pikachu face*
(19 y/o)Jason and Craig:*Wears the same shirt* Change your shirt
(19 y/o)Craig:No you *Playfully shoves him*
(19 y/o)Jason:You first *Playfully shoves Craig but accidentally knocks himself on top of Craig*
(19 y/o)Jason: *Blushes* Well this is uh...
(19 y/o)Craig: *Smirks and starts kissing Jason*
Jane:*Singing* I'm nuts, baby I'm mad the craziest friend that you'll ever-
George: *Pushes him out the way and starts singing* Have! You think I'm psycho you think I'm gone!
Jason: *Singing the song Wheels on the bus by Melanie Martinez* Wheels on the bus! *Hits the high note* Ooo! Haha! Nailed it!
Craig:Hey what's your favorite color?
Jason:Black *Kisses Craig on the cheek*
Craig: *Blushes*
(Teen)Jackie:Oh you're dating him now?
(Teen)Keun Sup:Ya
*Half a year later*
(Teen)Aggie and Jackie:You're dating Paloma now?
(Teen)Jason:*Holding hands with Paloma* Yep :) *Kisses Paloma on the cheek*
(An hour later)
(Teen)Aggie:Who do you like?! Girls or boys?
(Teen)Keun Sup:*Inhale* Yes
Craig and Jason: *Holding hands*
Kelsey:Oh you guys are such good friends!
Craig and Jason:no...
(Teen)Craig: *Gives a Bouquet of flowers to Jason*
(Teen)Jp:Bouquet for your best bud?
(Teen)Jason and Craig:No!
(Adult)Craig:*Gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring* Will you become my-
(Adult)Wildernessa:Best friend forever?
(Adult)Jason and Craig:*Pissed* NO!
(Teen)Kelsey:I can't believe they think they're the cutest couple!
(Teen)Jason:We're show em'!
(Teen)Wildernessa:We're definitely cuter!
(Teen)Craig:Oh yeah!
(Teen)Craig,Kelsey and Wildernessa Jason:*Meets up*
(Teen)Craig and Jason: *Holds hands* You think you're cuter then us?!
(Teen)Vanessa and Kelsey:Ya
Jason:Hey Stacks! I found this new singer I think you'll like her!
Stacks:Cool! Let me hear her!
Jason: *Puts on Marina and the diamonds*
Kelsey's teacher:Kelsey, you didn't do your homework!
Kelsey:I know I'm not the only one :)
(Kelsey at Jason and Craig's wedding)
(Adult)Kelsey:This goes out to the grooms! *Starts singing the song Blow by Ashnikko*
Jason's mom:Jason, I was looking through and phone and...
(Teen) Jason:*Mini panic* Y-Yeah?
Jason's mom:Your new boyfriend Craig seems very nice! When can I meet him?
Jason:*Takes out a neti pot* Hey guys! I just found this tea pot in my bathroom! I'm really excited to make some chamomile tea :)
(Adult)Jason:This is our new baby would you like to hold her? :)
(Adult)Tony:Is she gluten free?
(Adult)Craig:...
Sewer Queen:When the teacher does attendance we all say here, but are all of us truly here? Think about it
Angel:Raise your hand and repeat after me! I will not download the Tik Tok app
The daycare kids:*Raises their hands* I will not download the Tik Tok app :)
Angel:The party was good, there was a dead guy though
Toman:A dead guy? Are you talking about a funeral?!
Angel:That's what they're called?
Tony:If you're thinking about killing yourself, don't do it. God wants to kill you in his own unique and special way :)
(Adult)Wildernessa:Are you seriously gonna eat that chicken Alfredo in front of me knowing I'm vegan?!
(Adult)Kit:You're our waitress and I don't know you!
Secret Kid:*Sniff*
Stacks:Hey are you okay?
Secret Keeper: *Ugly crying* n-no...
Stacks:Aw, come here...*Hugs him* Let me play some music *Plays the song Royals by Lorde*
Jason:When you hit that blatant *Pretends to smoke* Just kidding its my humidifier! I'm sick...
Wildernessa:You're a bitch!
Jason:Okay! Well you can call me when you stop looking like a piece of shit! Btw I have a date with Craig, aka your crush! Bye-bye!