The Analyst

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝚃𝚑𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛

"Ok, spill." Chiharu demanded. She stared at me, smirking and ready to hear everything.

I shot her a look, making her hold back a laugh.

"Ground rules first. You'll only ask questions when I say you can, and you'll only speak when I say you can. I will be using the hero names of the people I speak of due to the Hero-Law Confidentiality law in place. If any of what I say leaves this room, if anyone but us hears what about to tell you, I will fire you and ruin any chance of you getting another job anywhere, do I make myself clear?" I said as sternly as I could, looking between Daichi and Chiharu.

I was never this strict, not unless it came to pro hero secrecy. I took that shit seriously, and it's probably the only reason I would ever yell at them both.

Knowing this, they nodded, ready to hear my story.

"You remember the rapist case a few months back? With the electrician?" I asked and they both nodded.

"Pro Hero Lord Explosion Murder found one of my victims. I went to the hospital to talk to her, but she was in surgery, so I stayed to talk with LEM. He didn't have time, so we set up a time to meet after work that day.

"I caught the guy and closed the case that afternoon, but had no way to tell Lord Explosion Murder that, so I waited for him at the office. He came and one thing came to another and we went to dinner as a way of repayment.

"While at dinner, we bonded and he asked me to come to this party he had to go to. I said yes.

"A few days after, Deku, Suneater and Lemillion approached me with information regarding the Blue Ridge Killer. They helped solve the case.

"LEM picked me up the night of the party and we rode Nessie there. Once we got to the party, I was introduced to his pro hero friends, his fellow U.A. graduates. You following?" I paused to watch Chiharu and Daichi nod. They looked at me, ready for me to continue.

"While there, Cellophane got drunk and cut himself on some glass. I patched him up and before we left, he drunkenly kissed me." Chiharu smiled and squealed a bit at my words, excited. Cellophane was one of her favorite heroes.

"The next interaction I had was with Chargebolt. We met up at a crime scene, the failed bank robbery. He invited me out to dinner with him and his friends later that week, and I said yes.

"I was undercover as a mutant when I went, but all was well, come to find out that Cellophane remembered the kiss.

"One day I get a call from pro hero Temperature. He asks me to pretend to be his girlfriend so his dad will get off his ass. I understand pushy parents, so I say yes. We go on a date to the park to get to know each other better, and when he walks me to my door, he kisses me."

"Woah..." Daichi said, taken aback by the sudden change of events.

"I knew it!" Chiharu exclaimed. I shot them both a look, and they quieted down.

"We went to dinner and when we returned, Temperature confessed that he had loved me since he first saw me at the party. I turned him down, but he said he would wait for me." I heard Chiharu mumble something along the lines of, 'so romantic,' making me chuckle.

"I met pro hero Brainwash in passing at a coffee shop, and then met with Deku in my office to discuss my quirk. He wanted more information on it.

"You know what happened next with Tomura Shigaraki, him saying he was in love with me. While there, I developed a good friendship with Toga and Dabi. I know that you know how I was saved and all.

"While the police infiltrated the League of Villains base, Tsukuyomi and I almost kissed but we were interrupted by Toga. Questions so far?"

The two adults stared at me blankly, not sure what to say.