The Analyst

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝙽𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕

"Hey guys!" I exclaimed, walking back into the room. Ochaco squealed, jumping in fright. "Oh sorry Ochaco, did I scare you?" I asked, putting my hand on her back as I sat down beside her.

"Well yeah!" She said, laughing. "It's alright though, you didn't mean it!" We smiled at each other, making Mina narrow her eyes.

"Tell us more about yourself (Y/N)!" She exclaimed, laying on her stomach and swinging her feet.

"What's there to tell really?" I asked nervously, chuckling. "If I tell you my life story this whole thing is gonna get depressing quick."

"I'm sure you've led a happy life though." Yaoyorozu said softly, leaning over to put her hand on my knee.

"Well I'm happy now. Before, my childhood that is, I wasn't happy at all." Yaoyorozu's eyebrows furrowed in concern at my words.

Wasn't she born to a rich family? I think I've seen her parents before. They look nice. She probably had a wonderful childhood.

"My parents were awful," I continued, "always wanting me to be this perfect daughter. But I wasn't that perfect hero they wanted. I was bisexual for one thing, my parents hated that and still refuse to accept it. I was expelled from U.A., I became a detective. Even when I was four they were disappointed in me, with my quirk not being offensive or defensive."

"I'm so sorry that you grew up with that." Mina said, taking my hand and interlacing our fingers.

I chuckled. "Oh, it's fine. Now I have really dark humor and people find me funny because of it. So there's at least one upside to my shitty parents." Jiro snorted from across me, looking down and putting her hand over her mouth, making me laugh.

"At least I know I have a chance now." Mina concluded, rubbing my hand with her thumb.

"Yes, yes you do." I responded, bopping her nose. She went cross eyed looking at my finger, making me laugh.

"Let's go watch a movie or something!" Ochaco suggested.

"I'm in!" Mina exclaimed, pumping her fist in the air.

"We could do a drinking game if we wanted." Jiro suggested, smirking.

"That would be quite fun." Yaoyorozu chuckled.

"I'm all for shots!" Mina exclaimed again. She was always excited about whatever was going on. It was cute.

"Sure. (Y/N), you in?" Ochaco asked, turning to look at me.

"I'm good, you guys can drink." I said, waving my hands in front of me defensively.

"Oh come on, please?" Mina asked me, putting her chin on my shoulder and pouting.

"I really can't, it messes with my quirk." I explained getting up. The rest of the girls followed suit.

"How so?" Yaoyorozu asked, falling in step with me as we exited the room.

"My quirk makes my brain into a computer right?" She nodded, staring into my eyes almost intimidatingly. "Well, alcohol affects my motherboard kinda of like how it affects your brain. I experience hangovers differently than you because of that. What happens when you get a hangover?"

"I've never been drunk." Yaoyorozu muttered.

"Yeah, Momo is pure as snow," Jiro interjected, putting her hand on my shoulder and coming up beside me to join the conversation. "During my hangovers, I'm just sleepy and hungry. Plus the horrendous headache I always have."

"Exactly. So when I have a hangover, the alcohol overrides my system much like it does your brain, but I'm required to do what's called a hard reboot, like on a phone or computer." I explained, watching Jiro as she twirled her headphones jack around her pointer finger.