101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out

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"You fancy her!" Lily exclaimed.

Sirius rushed beside her and cupped his hand over her mouth. "I do not! EW!" He pulled his hand away and stared at her with disgust moving to the chair across from her, "Gross, you licked me." 

"It's not like you've never licked anyone, Padfoot."

Sirius rolled his eyes, "I'm leaving."

"WAIT! No, please tell me. I'm her best friend, you have to tell me."

"I don't have to do anything Evans." He leaned closer leaning on his knees, "That is...unless you have something about Prongs you'd like to share as well."

Lily blushed and immediately narrowed her eyes. "Absolutely nothing."

Sirius nodded and gave her a two-fingered salute. "I think we're done here then."

"Black, I'm being serious right now. Sit your arse down and tell me if you like her or not."

He turned around with a wicking grin. "On one condition...You have to go on a date with Prongs."

Lily scoffed and ran a hand through her hair. "Okay I'll just weasel it out of James then."

"Over your date?"

"No. But I'm surprised, out of all the things you could've gotten, you asked for me to date James. Sirius Black has a heart."

Sirius shrugged, "What can I say? Bros before Does."