101 Ways to Ask Lily Evans Out

#72

"Hey Lily, so you know of mistletoe?" James asked sitting next to her with one hand mysteriously behind his back.

"Of course," Lily said putting down her book. 

"Well there's this new thing, it's called Halloween Mistletoe!" He whipped out a small pumpkin with green leaves glued to it. "It's all the rage in America right now. Let's join the bandwagon, eh?"

Lily rolled her eyes, "If you don't get that sodding pumpkin away from me right now..."

"What? Come on!" 

"James Potter you are so unbelievably -"

"Sexy? Hot? Amazing?"

"I was going to say obnoxiously pratty."

"That's not a word."

"It is now."