My Parents: I'm Serious! Stop Being Social!

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ᴹʸ ᴾᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˢ: ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢ! ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᴮᵉⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵃˡ!

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ᴹʸ ᴾᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˢ: ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢ! ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᴮᵉⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵃˡ!

I haven't published a rant in a while-

And no, it's not because things have been all hunky dory. Little things are pissing me off on the daily.

You know those moments when your parents have friends over and you trap yourself in your room to avoid social interactions with strangers?

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Yeah?

Well, that's the situation I'm currently suffering right now.

A neighbor (one that's TOO social) came over to visit with my parents. And that's fine. Since moving to this new state, I've grown used to my parents having more of a social life than me.

But when I have to hide in my room, with only three electronics that eventually die, and see that they have the audacity, THE LITERAL AUDACITY to have dinner and dessert without me when I'm starving, STARVING...

But when I have to hide in my room, with only three electronics that eventually die, and see that they have the audacity, THE LITERAL AUDACITY to have dinner and dessert without me when I'm starving, STARVING

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THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!

Why do social people have to exist?

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No, no. This is a serious question.

Why??

Why can't we all be introverts and have awkward silences with the occasional attempt at small talk?

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Okay, yeah. That would definitely be weird.

But still!

Why do parents have to be social??


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