Just what the title suggests -
A book of little Wattpad things that push me over the edge? Interested in listening in on me complaining about stupid sh*t? Is there anything else you'd like to add that makes YOU frustrated?
Come right on in and join...
Just because I stand up, doesn't mean I want to get you something.
My brother came over with Subway sandwiches, and we got side dishes for lunch. We were all in the living room and I was getting up to get a fork, but my lazy ass father asked me to get him a paper towel.
I DIDN'T GET UP FOR YOU! I GOT UP FOR ME!!
That wasn't the first time that happened.
It happens allllll the tiiime.
Don't ask me to get you something the second you see me get up. I'm getting up to help myself. NOT YOU!
You have functioning legs.
USE THEM!
Before we moved from our old house, I would go down the stairs and the first thing Mom does is ask me to do something.
For the love of God, I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT. I STAND UP TO GET MY OWN STUFF.
If you want something, get off your lazy ass and get it tf yourself.
