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Y/n: I'll whoop your ass
Y/n: your girlfriend look like my mom
Steve: You don't have a mom
Y/n: And? You don't have a girlfriend
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Nat: Y/n ? Is she dating anyone
Wanda: No, why?
Wanda: *realises* You like Y/n !!
Y/n: Who likes me ? I mean who wouldn't? But still, who ?
Nat: One of the boys
Y/n: Oh...
Wanda: *starts laughing *
Y/n: What ?
Wanda: Nothing
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(From keeping up with the kardashians)
Nat: Y/n... You have to think about what you're asking for, because money doesn't grow on trees
Y/n: yes it does... it's paper
Tony: Nat your girlfriend is stupid
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*Tiktok sound but i changed it slightly
Y/n: Why is Steve running?
Y/n: Are you ok !? Is someone chasing you ?
Steve: I'm working out
Y/n: Oh. So you're running on purpose?
Steve: Yeah
Y/n: Physco
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Nat: If you have 10 cookies and someone asks for 2, how many do you have?
Y/n: 10
Nat: ok. What if someone forcefully takes 2 cookies, how many do you have then?
Y/n: 10...
Y/n: And a dead body
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Nat: Hey Y/n what is-
Y/n: Not now I'm busy! *cue eye roll*
Nat: Someone woke up with an attitude!
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Nat: our training went well today. Right Y/n?
Y/n: yeah. Apart from knocking me the fuck out!!
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*you got shot in a mission*
Bruce: You can go see her now, she's awake
Nat: thanks Bruce
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Natasha Romanoff x Female reader Oneshots
FanfictionJust some oneshots of y/n and Natasha :) Reader is female so I'm using she/her :) I do Scarlett one shots too, those have (S•J) on them The more requests I get, the quicker I upload No smut, I'm sorry I can't write it at all 💀 Bare with my writi...
