Chapter 135- Talkative (Sal And Dart)
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adventurouswolf3, recently you requested a lyric prank chapter, and, as much a I want to do it I can't. I'm not sure exactly how kid friendly the song is, so I can't exactly use it in a chapter. And I know I talk about swearing, murder, and drugs, but there's another reason. You seem to have a specific joke in mind but he way you phrased the request, and I don't want to disappoint you and completely miss the joke. So, I am sorry, but I can't exactly use your request, but, the good thing is, you can! Sorry again, and I hope you have a good day.
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DartBoard: HI!
DartBoard: MY NAME'S DART!
DartBoard: HOW'S IT GOING?
DartBoard: YOUR ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO LEFT THE DAYCARE, RIGHT?
DartBoard: MAN THAT SUCKS, WISH YOU WERE HERE!
DartBoard: OLIVE HAS TOLD ME SOME THINGS ABOUT YOU!
DartBoard: OOO! OOOOOO!
DartBoard: DO YOU LIKE SPORTS!
DartBoard: I LOVE SPORTS!
DartBoard: BASKETBALL'S, MY FAVORITE, BUT I LOVE ALL SPORTS!
DartBoard: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPORT!
DartBoard: DO YOU LOVE RUNNING?
DartBoard: I LOVE ME A GOOD JOG!
DartBoard: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Sal: .........
Sal: Who r u again?
DartBoard: OH MY NAME'S DART!
DartBoard: FULL NAME DARTICUS, BUT THAT'S KINDA STUPID!
DartBoard: SO I JUST CALL MYSELF DART!
DartBoard: FUNNY STORY BEHIND MY NICKNAME!
DartBoard: DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE ONCE THREW A DART AT ME AND HIT ME IN THE ARM LIKE A DART BOARD BECAUSE MY NAME IS DARTICUS!
DartBoard: IT GAVE ME THE IDEA OF THE NAME DART!
DartBoard: BUT BACK TO THE ACCIDENT!
DartBoard: MAN THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
DartBoard: BUT I PLAY A LOT OF SPORTS SO I WAS MAN ENOUGH TO NTO CRY AT THE PAIN!
Sal: okay?
Sal: So your name's Dart.
Sal: and your like at the daycare now?
DartBoard: YEAH! I AM!
DartBoard: FUNNY STORY I HAVEN'S TOLD ANYONE!
DartBoard: DID YOU KNWO THERE WAS A LOT OF SAND ON ONE OF THE SWINGS I WAS SWINGING ON!
DartBoard: NOW YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING, DART, YOU AN ATHLETIC KID, WHY WOULD YOU BE SWINGING?
DartBoard: WELL I WAS TRYING TO GET MY LEG SOME EXERCISE.
DartBoard: DID YOU KNOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE NORMALLY SKIP LEG DAY!
DartBoard: ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE RASH ON MY BUTT!
Sal: Excuse me what?
Sal: no, please.
Sal: I really don't wanna talk about about that.
Sal: that's disgusting.
DartBoard: ALRIGHT GOT IT, NO BUTT RASH. WELL HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!
DartBoard: ME MYSELF I DON'T DO MANY VIDEO GAMES! BUT I STILL FIND THEN ENJOYABLE!
DartBoard: LIKE THERE'S THIS ONE TIME WHERE I WAS PLAYING MACE ATTORNEY!
DartBoard: IT WAS SO FUN, IT FELT AMAZING SENDING THAT ONE SNAPPING DUDE WITH HE WHITE HAIR TO JAIL!
Sal: heh.
Sal: video games.
Sal: reminds me of someone.
DartBoard: HEY DO YOU ENJOY PARKOUR!
DartBoard: I ENJOY PARKOUR!
DartBoard: BUT I LIKE TO CALL IT BARKOUR BECAUSE INSTEAD OF JUMPING OFF PLATFORMS!
DartBoard: GUESSWHAT!?
DartBoard: I JUMP OFF TREES!
DartBoard: GET IT!? TREES AND BARK!
DartBoard: BARKOUR!
Sal: Sigh.
Sal: My dad said I could have blocked off all means of social contact.
Sal: But noooooooo, I wanted to keep texting.
Sal: What if Angel texted me I thought.
DartBoard: OH ANGEL!
DartBoard: YEAH! ONCE I WAS PLAYING WITH THE ONE NAMED ANGEL!
DartBoard: SHE'S SO COOL!
DartBoard: SHE TAUGHT ME ALL SORTS OF TECHNIQUES!
DartBoard: MAN SHE'S AWSOME!
Sal: .........
DartBoard: ARE YOU OKAY DUDE?!
DartBoard: DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!?
DartBoard: CPR!?
DartBoard: ACUPUNCTURE!?
Sal: YOU LITTLE BI-
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Question Of The Day!
I know that they are still pretty new. But do you guys ship Riley, Olive, and Dart with anyone yet?
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